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Sunlight on your asshole

What happened to that trend? Wasn’t Tucker Carlson a big proponent!

by Anonymousreply 24September 7, 2025 10:19 AM

Not sure it's working but didn't TC say sunlight on our balls?

by Anonymousreply 1September 6, 2025 8:07 PM

Have you discovered the reason behind Tucker's bizarre assertion that Pete Burttigieg is a fake gay?

Did Pete refuse to present hole to him one sunshiney day?

by Anonymousreply 2September 6, 2025 8:08 PM

I think Gloria Swanson claimed it cured her of lady parts cancer

by Anonymousreply 3September 6, 2025 8:26 PM

That was one of my favorite John Denver songs 🤍🤍🤍

by Anonymousreply 4September 6, 2025 8:28 PM

RFK jr said its bad for us OP!

by Anonymousreply 5September 6, 2025 8:32 PM

Rose at R4 for the win!

by Anonymousreply 6September 6, 2025 8:49 PM

Some people believe that sunlight directly on your testicles will increase your testosterone levels and produce more sperm.

It's all "wellness" bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 7September 6, 2025 10:35 PM

It only works if one is also taking ivermectin and drinking raw milk at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 8September 6, 2025 10:39 PM

R8,Thank you, can't believe you follow my advice.

by Anonymousreply 9September 6, 2025 11:19 PM

I think one of Aaron Rodgers' beards was a big fan of tanning her vagine.

by Anonymousreply 10September 6, 2025 11:21 PM

Sunlight on your asshole, makes me happy

Sunshine on your asshole, can make me cry

by Anonymousreply 11September 7, 2025 12:50 AM

R11- You motherfucker. You are my spirit twin.

I just almost posted the IDENTICAL mockery.

(My dad, Long gone- LOVED John Denver, as a 5 year old (45 now) I would cringe when he would play his music.

But now I love it. And I highly recommend his Christmas album- its up there with The Carpenters-

by Anonymousreply 12September 7, 2025 1:18 AM

[quote]its up there with The Carpenters

No, it's not.

by Anonymousreply 13September 7, 2025 1:33 AM

Tucker sunburned his asshole and taint rather badly, and he's been quiet about the whole thing (hole thing?) ever since...

by Anonymousreply 14September 7, 2025 1:51 AM

I like to sun my asshole every once in a while. It feels great!

by Anonymousreply 15September 7, 2025 1:55 AM

Don't hate me, but mine gets so much sun I've been using Cera Ve PF30 as lube!

by Anonymousreply 16September 7, 2025 2:01 AM

But be careful after a gangbang.

You dont want the burn to get where the sun never shines (otherwise).

by Anonymousreply 17September 7, 2025 2:13 AM

For Tucker Carlson isn't that just sunlight?

by Anonymousreply 18September 7, 2025 2:24 AM

If I recall correctly Josh Brolin followed this idiocy and got severely sunburned for his trouble.

by Anonymousreply 19September 7, 2025 2:58 AM

[Quote] Tucker sunburned his asshole

Tucker, did it pucker?

by Anonymousreply 20September 7, 2025 4:18 AM

The song I immediately thought of was Girlfriend in a Coma.

Sunlight on your asshole, I know, I know it's serious...

But John Denver probably works better.

by Anonymousreply 21September 7, 2025 4:31 AM

Sunshine on my asshole makes me happy, sunshine in my balls can make me cry.

Sunshine in my crotch pubes looks so lovely, sunshine almost always makes me high.

by Anonymousreply 22September 7, 2025 6:12 AM

Wasn't that a song by that earthy singer back in the 70s Juan Denver? It was tragic how he died trying to pilot that paper airplane!

by Anonymousreply 23September 7, 2025 10:15 AM

I don't think it'll do anything besides maybe give you cancer.

by Anonymousreply 24September 7, 2025 10:19 AM
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