Barron Trump is Missing

I hate that entire family so I don’t fucking care.

Organ-harvesting to keep Trump alive?

I always get my news on missing presidents sons from showbiz411.com.

[quote] ... the nearly foot tall young Lurch ...

[quote] You can’t hide a foot tall person.

Why does OP's source refer to Barron this way?

I heard he's visiting a blind man and throwing a little girl in a lake.

Here he is

Wouldn't someone have to miss him in order to be missing?

People has also noticed.

Do you think he failed out of NYU? Don't many people think he's touched? I wonder if he'll start managing his mother's forays into using her position to make cash.

What a weird fucking family

Barron is doing the homeschool of architecture and hygene. I bring to cage water and steak.

The Trumps and NYU agreed to dispense with Barron's presence on campus and just have the person who's doing his coursework for him attend in his place.

He’s busy practicing the duet he’s going to perform with his father at the Kennedy Center Honors

You know it’s a credible news source when the OP’s link doesn’t even know how to spell Abu Dhabi.

R13 Barron Frankentrump

This retarded gremlin needs to be a banned topic here.

Why r16?

He's at the 'special people' center

Somewhat unfortunate looking children of celebrities are always fair game - especially no-neck babies.

One of Our Barron Is Missing

Frankly, I'd believe Showbiz411 before I'd believe NYT on Trump stories. It's not like regular media is going to report on Lurch anyway.

Of course he’s in Abu Dhabi. There’s bribes to be taken. Deals to be made. Why wouldn’t he go there?

He's 10 feet tall, how the fuck did they lose him.

[quote]Of course he’s in Abu Dhabi. There’s bribes to be taken. Deals to be made. Why wouldn’t he go there?

So years ago I'm standing in line at some fashion event. There's a big ol' queen in front of me is desperately flirting with the hot Middle Eastern guy standing in front of him.

At a certain point he asks, "And where are you from?". The Middle Eastern guy responds "Abu Dhabi".

The old queen gushes: "Upper Darby!...what a coincidence! So am I!".

I think it makes a lot of sense for him to be attending classes at one of NYU's other campuses. Gives him an excuse to be away from the craziness of his dad. And Abu Dhabi makes more sense than Shanghai.

Do these otheter NYU campuses have other students?

Did anyone check the basement at Castle Frankenstein?

He's in an undisclosed location

NYU shut down its Middle East satellite school years ago.

Here's a list of its international campuses. I seriously doubt he's at any of them.

He decided to transfer to Trump University. He’s currently trying to pick a major. He narrowed it down to either medical billing or dog grooming.

NYU is notorious for its vast brood of overseas campuses and programs; there's no reason he wouldn't be doing a semester at one of them, as many students do every term. But if he actually hasn't been "seen" since inauguration, something else must be up—it would mean he did one freshman term in college and then disappeared.

r29, wrong. NYU Abu Dhabi is very much alive as you can see as its own fucking link here:

r29, it's obvious you didn't even read your fucking link as it just refers to the journalism department. As I posted in r33, the Abu Dhabi NYU branch is very much alive.

Wherever he is, the important thing is to determine how much tylenol Melania took during her pregnancy.

He better hope nothing ever happens to his mother because then it'll be flowers in the attic for him.

You can see how easily he got lost. He can blend into any crowd.

I really don't care do you?

CHECK THE CABINS ON LAKE PIRU!!!!!!!!

No way the helicopter mom would let him out of her sight.

He's going to about 375lbs when he resurfaces

Hiding in a hole underground ?

They are working on organ harvesting.

New for the 2025 Circus Season: Expect a taller, bigger handed, bigger peniseded DJT. He may even have a full head of transplanted hair.

What’s a barron?

Found him! He's chilling in Romania. He sends his love.

Fuck. Let's try that again.

Nevermind. I tried.

Anyone check under the golf course in Bedminster?

oh well…

Yes he's missing. Missing a chromosome.

Abu Dhabi Dhu

I don't think Lurch has ever been a regular school setting.

It's all smoke and mirrors. Lurch can't assimilate.

From all indications he is / will become as loathsome as his half brothers, Uday and Qusay. If he’s actually disappeared, let’s hope it was into a black hole .

Lurch should be the poster creature for the Anti Old Sperm campaign.

Old man sperm makes monster children.

Trump is deeply ashamed of Barron's neurodivergence. They have always tried to deny it even though it was common knowledge when he was a kid in New York.

CHECK THE CABINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melania must have been popping Tylenol like they were M&Ms while she was pregnant

R29’s list is “partner” universities.

NYU has its own campus in Abu Dhabi.

Assuming he’s a grifter like the rest of the family, being in Abu Dhabi while your father is President is a precious opportunity and he’s smart to get there as soon as possible before . . . Well, you know.

Barron got tired of being bullied at school with nicknames like:

The 60 Foot Virgin Hagrid’s Nutsack Scrotum Pole Jolly Green Jizzface The Cloud Botherer The Pointless Giant

Some colleges now have asynchronous courses. Maybe he is working online.

“Cloud Botherer”

Poor clouds just trying to go about their cloud business and this mouth breather is up there fucking with flow……

Yas, R60, he haf so meny girrrls throweeng poosy at hem, he needs schkool on interwebs so not deestrected.

Barron inherited his dad's wide, child-bearing hips.

He's not overseas. If a sitting president's child is living outside the US, there would be absolutely no way to hide it. His Secret Service team would impossible to ignore. The only time a child of a sitting POTUS studied outside was when Chelsea Clinton was at Oxford. Every move she made was international news especially with the relentless British press.

Vicodin, more likely r56. She's strung the fuck out

We need to focus on more important stories, like Joe Biden's decline and the cover up by his Administration. It was worse than Watergate!

None of the photos show his weight gain. I think he's gone full Brian Wilson.

^ Quite big tits.

[Quote] nicknames like:

[Quote] The 60 Foot Virgin Hagrid’s Nutsack Scrotum Pole Jolly Green Jizzface The Cloud Botherer The Pointless Giant

Jesus Christ, that’s a mouthful!

“Hey 60 Foot Virgin Hagrid’s Nutsack Scrotum Pole Jolly Green Jizzface The Cloud Botherer The Pointless Giant, nice hat, hahaha.”

[quote] If a sitting president's child is living outside the US, there would be absolutely no way to hide it.

That doesn’t mean they would be obliged to announce it.

[Quote] If a sitting president's child is living outside the US, there would be absolutely no way to hide it.

Don’t be dumb, so that means Trump just has to stand up and suddenly Barron can hide??????

CABINS!!!!!!

He's hiding until his cheezburger has been fixded.

Dats da suck job!

Hopefully ICE got 'im and he's in the basement of some El Salvadorian prison. Unrecognized as the spawn of the Orange Shitstain..

I like my buckpuck

flush, flush

[quote] I think he's gone full Brian Wilson.

more like Sasquatch.

Has Barron even had sex yet? He looks quite unattractive.

Just follow the trail of mutilated pets. You'll find him, sillies.

BUDS

Trust me on this one. The kid will be a natural.

Barron -

Call me.

xx - Bunny Lake

Barron has sex with me...frequently.

[quote] Has Barron even had sex yet? He looks quite unattractive.

My impression is 90% of that generation has not had sex at his age.

Chapter Two-Sex With Mommy.

[quote]Has Barron even had sex yet? He looks quite unattractive.

One or the other parent has probably arranged it transactionally by now.

Good.

The size of Lurch and the Trump micropenis. A double curse.

r8, People are saying...

I like blue.

The Barron biggest thing ever to come out of my poosey.

Not the biggest thing to go in, though.

My poosey very talented back in my day.

What's strange to me is NYU. If you're going to essentially force a college to give your child a degree he is either too braindead and/or lazy to achieve... why wouldn't you get a better college?

I think there's something very unideal about him they're hiding.

R92, they want an incident. And to come in shooting

NYU has a history of being accommodating.

Barron Trump is *the* Missing *Link*

ftfy

Flunked out of school.

If you are the child of the president of the United States and the best you can do is NYU (and maybe not even succeed there), that really says it all.

Penn would have given him a degree for $$$$. Melanoma doesn't even want him out of the state. I have hypothesized that she is more involved in Trump's second term activities because she doesn't want the other kids to disinherit Barron.

Hasn't it long been speculated that Melania has renegotiated her contract several times over the years?

She's a smart hooker. I would think she's made it clear that she will tell all if she's not compensated. And, she probably has a book/recordings tucked away in case she too "falls down the staircase".

"I haf axcident and...POOF! Tell all tapes will magically appear in Michael Woof's in box!"

[quote] One or the other parent has probably arranged it transactionally by now.

Perhaps Melanoma can give him tips on technique.

In a purely parental way, of course.

[quote] She's a smart hooker.

I need some receipts to believe this.

Canny. Not smart

any relation to Bunny Lake?

Missing what!??

[quote] Hasn't it long been speculated that Melania has renegotiated her contract several times over the years?

Specifically, I think the second time around she negotiated for Barron to receive any of the advantages of a Dump inheritance while insulating him from the consequences of any criminal activity. Uday and Qusay will go to prison. Melanoma wants to make sure Barron gets some money but not the money that will be subject to criminal penalties. When they start handing out indictments, she will be like "No! Barron is r----d!"