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Let's be Gen Z chicks

I'm the Mom Jeans hiked up to my unshaved armpits.

by Anonymousreply 26September 6, 2025 7:12 PM

I am a permed mullet

by Anonymousreply 1September 6, 2025 12:22 PM

I'm crying foul over a 25-year-old dating a 27-year-old!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2September 6, 2025 12:22 PM

Let's be Gen Z chicks = It's fun to be old and bitter

by Anonymousreply 3September 6, 2025 12:22 PM

I'm the septum piercing.

by Anonymousreply 4September 6, 2025 12:23 PM

R3, shut the fuck up! They're going to get their little freshman hazing and they're going to get it real good!

by Anonymousreply 5September 6, 2025 12:24 PM

I'm the awful words they can't say!

SA for sexual abuse; grape for rape.

by Anonymousreply 6September 6, 2025 12:26 PM

I'm triggered.

by Anonymousreply 7September 6, 2025 12:28 PM

I'm free-bleeding.

by Anonymousreply 8September 6, 2025 12:29 PM

I'm Ava from Hacks.

by Anonymousreply 9September 6, 2025 12:35 PM

I'm staring at you, very nonplussed

by Anonymousreply 10September 6, 2025 12:37 PM

I am long straight boring flat hair parted in the middle, and hoodie and jeans 5x bigger than they should be. And as an accesory, a flat bored expression to go with it.

by Anonymousreply 11September 6, 2025 12:43 PM

I'm their fat rolls.

by Anonymousreply 12September 6, 2025 12:45 PM

I'm their performative outrage.

by Anonymousreply 13September 6, 2025 1:03 PM

I'm the sexless life. Who needs sex when we have video games, weed and anxiety?

by Anonymousreply 14September 6, 2025 1:10 PM

I'm the sex lives they don't have.

by Anonymousreply 15September 6, 2025 1:11 PM

I'm their whole puritanical anti-sex "vibe."

by Anonymousreply 16September 6, 2025 1:15 PM

Are they the most unattractive group of young women ever?

by Anonymousreply 17September 6, 2025 1:25 PM

I work at the grocery store. I’m going to stare at you like the disgusting creep you are for asking me where the pasta aisle is. You need to ask me three times in order for me to silently point in that general direction.

by Anonymousreply 18September 6, 2025 1:28 PM

I'm queer.

by Anonymousreply 19September 6, 2025 1:30 PM

^^ AND neurodivergent

by Anonymousreply 20September 6, 2025 1:32 PM

I'm gaslighting!!!

by Anonymousreply 21September 6, 2025 1:33 PM

I'm their therapy-speak.

by Anonymousreply 22September 6, 2025 1:58 PM

I'm the pajamas and Crocs.

by Anonymousreply 23September 6, 2025 2:01 PM

I'm a virgin, but already a staunch They/Them!

I'll never vote because GAZA!

by Anonymousreply 24September 6, 2025 2:35 PM

I'm their complete vocabulary, made up of three words: "Cringe", "Creepy", "Neurodivergent"

by Anonymousreply 25September 6, 2025 3:00 PM

I'm the CV/ resume that has "two-spirit" on it, because your potential employer really cares.

by Anonymousreply 26September 6, 2025 7:12 PM
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