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Ladybug found In man's intestine

Cue the Linseybelle jokes. Some of the comments are funny.

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by Anonymousreply 4September 6, 2025 2:17 AM

There is no air in the intestines.

by Anonymousreply 1September 6, 2025 1:43 AM

I had a clutch of ladybug eggs laid on a plant I was raising, I decided to bring up these darling little bugs into fully grown ladybugs, completely ignorant of their life cycle. Surprise - they are carnivorous tiny alligator like monsters worthy of Alien before the cuteness creeps in 🐞

by Anonymousreply 2September 6, 2025 2:05 AM

In the intestines no one can hear you scream

by Anonymousreply 3September 6, 2025 2:05 AM

R2 I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 4September 6, 2025 2:17 AM
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