Tucker Carlson: "My Invisible Gay Producer Says Pete B Is a FAKE GAY!"

This is old.

Oh, yes, Tucker, you're going to ask him about gay sex. Um, hmmm, that's the big plan? That's what we are expected to believe?

I doubt it's a coincidence that Carlson flapped his gums about this again shortly after Pete posted about taking Chasten to a minor league baseball game on their first date. Either Carlson or his invisible gay producer can't fathom liberal men, especially gay ones, having traditionally masculine interests or hobbies.

[Quote] He keeps claiming to get these insights from his gay producer, who no one ever sees.

Maybe his producer is Trump’s friend Jim. Remember Jim?

"Pete Buttigieg is not a fag and I'm the effete poseur to prove it!"

Tucker presenting hole in 3 ... 2 ... 1

Is he still tanning his balls?

He’d ask him about gay sex… because he’s such an expert on it?

Tucker = closet case.

Tucker married the headmasters daughter so he could graduate boarding school. I doubt they've had sex in years. Because he's gay as fuck

Tucker would need a lot more brain cells to qualify as a moron. One of the stupidest talking heads out there.

tucker is ghey, ghey, ghey.

Now that Tucker’s mentioned it, I don’t recall ever hearing Pete discuss any intimate details of his sex life.

[quote] Shoutout to the Bernie-suckers over at HuffPost for deliberately picking the ugliest possible picture of Our Peter

It’s a pretty average expression for Pete. There’s way worse images of him.

Wasn't Tucker a guest speaker at one of the Log Cabin Republican events years ago? He always pinged to me.

Tucker was on "Dancing With the Stars" one season and was quickly eliminated. He danced like a moose. Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean that he isn't gay.

Oh Peter is gay, he proved it last night! I can barely walk.

Don't I know it r17!

You meant Thiel, right?

Tucker got his gay "scoop" from his spiritual guide & cock sucking authority Pastor Rocco Reed.

Of course Tucker is gay. He fantasizes about Pete alll the time, but can't be attracted to a fag!

R19 how have I never heard of this guy, this sent me down a rabbit hole

This twat’s father was obsessed with trans people when he was a reporter in the 70s.

Bet Tucker sucked Michelle Obama's 8 inch cock along with Macron's wife/husband. Do the research! It's all true people!!

This is so incredibly bizarre

Conservatives love to try to own someone’s identity. Like when Kamala was black and Indian. They were just at odd with the fact that they couldn’t choose her box for her.

Oh you know....he's not one of [bold]THOSE[/bold] homosexuals.

I had a psycho director who tortured me for two months who told my friends she thought I was pretending to be gay to get on her good side, so this totally tracks. (gay people and women got her good side, straight white men were tortured and discarded. Diversity!)

Assholes like this think that gay men who don't sound like RuPaul on a tina bender are "pretending".

What's hilarious is I bet Tucker would never ask for an interview with Pete because Pete would chew his face off that mental midget

I think he’s trying to bait Pete into responding, which will put the focus on his sexuality again for the MAGAts.

I know Tuck is no longer on Faux. But I'm going to include him in this. Ever notice how those "alpha" males on Faux news wear more makeup and hair dye than drag queens. And are bigger queens than Veda, Noxie and Chi Chi?

You're talking about Jesse Watters aren't you R29?

Don’t tell Chasten! He’ll be heartbroken.

I think Tinyball Tucker has a crush on Mr Pete. He'll be sad to never find out Pete's a bossy bottom!

Yes, R28. This x 100!

Carlson is "concern trolling" to keep P.B's sexuality front and center.

His Invisible Gay Producer isn't saying that Pete B doesn't take it up the Buttigieg.

He's saying that by surrounding himself with all the trappings of a heteronormative lifestyle, a castrated a wife who has changed his name to Pete's, and adopting two squalling brats - Petie B is a fake who's just putting on a show in hopes he'll one day be the historical first Gay POTUS.

[quote] Now that Tucker’s mentioned it, I don’t recall ever hearing Pete discuss any intimate details of his sex life.

Why on Earth would he?

R35, for transparency. I don’t see how he could even get elected vice-president without revealing if he is the top or bottom in his relationship.

Fuentes is a fake supremacist. He met with Trump and Kanye Pest in Florida. Buttigieg is probably faking it like that guy with the really bad wig that Biden used to represent trans people.

Tucker is a 1%er anarchist cosplaying as a journalist.

Tucker cries himself to sleep every night while dreaming of men whose cocks he wants to suck.

I'd love to see his CIA application file with his psych testing and reasons for rejecting him.

[quote]Tucker would need a lot more brain cells to qualify as a moron.

With just one more brain, what a half-wit he'd be.

Ewww. That pic! Buttigieg really does have a ratface. I bet he gnaws on electrical cords.

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Does Chasten know that his husband has been living lie as a closeted straight? That must be devastating news.

So the guy who did a special on "the end of masculinity", who recommended suntanning your nuts to increase male testosterone, has questions about the former Secretary of Transportation's sexuality.

Fascinating.

How about Tucker let’s Pete suck his dick? Ratings gold.

Tucker Carlson's got it wrong. He's not a fake gay. He is a fake bitch, though.

Of course Peter is not straight. He used to work late every night at the office, usually with his intern Bradley, on how to make life better for the LGBTQ people. I tried to bring them a warm dinner - mother’s famous Michigan casserole, with hand-shaven Gruyère and REAL cherries - but they were so hard at work that I had to wait out in the lobby.

I ask you, is this the work of a straight man???

Buttigieg seems asexual to me. Hard to gauge. The fact that he married a man might provide a hint though.

Tucker probably believes he did it for the DEI benefits because gays have it so easy in society.

Putin probably warned him he's got to boost his numbers or he'll be put on bread and water.

Tucker will say anything to try and get the same ratings he used to have.

Pete's playing the long game? Sounds like something a gay man who is married to a woman would say.

And that's totally on-brand for Republicans. Projection and saying Dems are doing things that they themselves are doing.

[quote]Buttigieg seems asexual to me. Hard to gauge. The fact that he married a man might provide a hint though.

By asexual, do you mean gay? What is it with DL posters constantly suggesting that someone is asexual, as though it's an epidemic?

R53 maybe they see it that way if they are fat and ugly

I also refuse to believe Pete is gay until he comes to my house and fucks me. Just to be sure, let's make that three times.

Murine.

IN YOUR DREAMS, R55, AND TUCKER’S DREAMS! YOU’RE BOTH LOSERS WHO NEED TO GET A MAN OF YOUR OWN!

Does anyone else want five minutes alone with Tuck so you can beat him to a pulp? Just bash his stupid face in over and over while repeatedly throat punching him. And then do the same to Vancy Pants. You know both of them are sissies.

Tuckewr has a "punch m e" face

What I liked best was when Carlson said "Buttigieg won't come on the podcast but if he did, I would ask him a lot of detailed questions about gay sex and he wouldn't even know the answers!"....

How would Carlson even know unless he's been presenting hole and buttfucking in his spare time. Claiming that Buttigieg isn't gay is one of the most bizarre things yet from MAGA.

Look, Buttigieg comes across as chaste because he's a calculating politician that has big aspirations and wants to maintain a certain image. He's not "asexual" like some silly folks in this thread have suggested or a "fake gay" like in Tucker's crazy conspiracy.

If Pete talked about sex, the right would say "gays are obsessed with sex and can't stop talking about it! I don't want to hear about that!" If he doesn't talk about sex, they say he's "asexual" or a "fake gay". There's no winning.

Pete wouldn't have to talk about it repeatedly. He could do just one explicit but tasteful interview that included the subject.

Riiiighhhtt, R63, like all the tastefully explicit interviews that straight politicians give about their sex lives.

[quote]explicit interviews that straight politicians give about their sex lives

Straight voters already know about how straight sex and straight marriages work, so for straight politicians it's not necessary.

Are you stupid R65/R63? Brain dead? Do you drool and it runs down your chin? Can you not tie your own shoelaces? Do you lick the window at the back of the bus? Poor stupid you.