Chelsea Clinton vs. Jack Shlossberg?

Chelsea. Jack is insane.

Oops. Schlossberg.

I prefer Shlongberg.

Great link, dumbass OP

The potential showdown that never will be.

Jack Schlossberg teases a run for Congress in NYC’s gayest neighborhoods

There's a shirtless pic of Jack in the article. She's no JFK Jr.

The Kennedy name is trash now thanks to the anti-vaxx Trumper.

I am against public office for anyone in the Kennedy lineage. Let someone with experience and a real passion for serving the people represent them in government.

[quote] There's a shirtless pic of Jack in the article. She's no JFK Jr.

Eh...I'd still eat his ass.

They're both very physically unappealing. NEXT!

Chelsea. For the Kennedys, running for political offices is a pathological hack, a career thing. They feel simply born and entitled to do this constantly just for the sake of doing it, their last name, and their family’s public notoriety.

Good luck. Josh is clearly a drug addict.

I really can’t think of two more useless people than these two. It’s no wonder that we’re losing so badly.

Shlossberg. Chelsea is a complete zero. She has no experience, no work history, no ethics, no qualifications.

I picture Jack running in a circle with his host over his head while Chelsea attempts to respond to debate questions.

Shirt* not host lol

What has she ever accomplished besides stealing money for a "foundation?"

I want a candidate I can jack off to.

“Jack off to me! I’m a Kennedy!”

Her opponent has a 500% chance of committing suicide.

Weren't Hillary and JFK Jr eyeing the same New York Senate seat in 2000?

His death made it possible for her to get it.

Chelsea Clinton is one beautiful woman for radio.

Chelsea has her mother’s charisma and her father’s love of Wall Street.

Yikes. Just stand back and enjoy what’s left.

I think American democracy can do without both of them.

Neither would have a chance in hell. There are a dozen politicos in line ahead of them. The 12th is the smallest (by area) district in the country, and also the wealthiest (per capital income). It covers the heart on Manhattan. No celebrity is getting elected to that seat. It will be someone from the west side (most likely UWS) who has experience in city politics.

per capita*

R22 Who face does she have?

He looks more like Anthony Weiner than his Uncle John-John. Hard pass.

I would take crazy Jack over that stupid cunt any day.

He'll age well. She isn't getting any better with age.

[quote] He'll age well.

He’ll age like Ben Meara Stiller.

Jesus! Jack has the jowls of a 60-year-old. Blame the Kennedy genes.