Most embarrassing things to happen to you at a gay bar?

I got caught getting fucked in a bathroom stall while drugged out of my mind. I don't even remember what the guy looked like that was fucking me.

It took you three hours to vomit up four martinis?

Had a drink thrown in my face by a jealous ex.

Got caught blowing some random dick.

Does getting thrown out count?

I have had a fantasy of being completely naked below the waist in a crowded gay bar filled with good looking guys my cock and balls and my ass exposed. I am only wearing a t shirt which still exposes my naked ass and my cock and balls and I am forced to stay this way for an hour.

Dropped my handkerchief

Wore a t-shirt that said "My pussy is wet"

Was having a drink with a guy I was dating at the time. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and apparently went out the back door.

damn R9 ,did you ever speak to him again ? One night I was at my favorite bar getting fucked bent over a tailgate of a truck when the bar closed. Suddenly all these queens were pouring out and saw me in a most compromising position. I had a filthy reputation after that .

While extremely drunk, I staggered to the restroom and accidentally slammed my wrist on the door frame, breaking my watch and causing a big disturbance to the gentlemen at the urinals.

Vomited

Had to take a shit

G’d out in a bathroom stall. Always keeping it classy.

Getting caught at the Townhouse in NYC sucking this hot Russian twink and subsequently getting thrown out in front of everyone. We were both young so they were just jealous.

I got gang raped in the bathroom, and not one of them kissed me. How embarrassing.

Why would someone eat nothing all day and then drink four martinis?

Kissed this random guy walking by all the while peeing at the urinal. Gross I know, but he was HOT.

4 martinis? Lightweight

I had a partial for the front 4 teeth due to an accident. Got drunk, played pool, partial popped out and fell in one of the table holes and I had to wait until the next day for the pool table maintnece people to recover it for me. I of course had to go back to get it and reive the entire thing again upon arrival the next day.

Bend and snap.

But it worked like a charm.

I used to stand against the wall in the shadows because I was so shy. Someone didn't like that and hurled a glass, barely missing my head (I got a tiny glass shard in my eye).

Another time I started chatting with a guy on Halloween night. Somehow he started making my face up in a feminine way, and wrapped by head in a sort of scarf/turban. We danced a while and said he was a gay truck driver. I eventually went to the bathroom and removed the get-up, and went home

R17 Clearly someone who doesn't know the rules of drinking

The male bartender calling me "dear".

R20 That's awful (but also pretty hilarious)

R10 I love you. You need to be my friend. Stuff like that used to happen to me regularly, being that I'm a whore.

My Halloween costume looked like homemade ass, but I got called up for Top 5. A foursome had rented these perfect Wizard Of Oz outfits from a party store and beat the other four us. I should have hidden in the beer garden.