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Breaking News: Trump not yet dead…

It’s alive!

And something something Huntsville. Than you for your attention to this message.

by Anonymousreply 8September 2, 2025 10:53 PM

I can't believe it's been only 8 months since Trump took office again.

So much drama and conspiracy theories from Democrats already.

They're going to really exhaust themselves before 2028.

by Anonymousreply 1September 2, 2025 9:25 PM

Are you kidding, r1, this is giving us LIFE!

by Anonymousreply 2September 2, 2025 9:29 PM

Our trolls are always super reliable.

by Anonymousreply 3September 2, 2025 9:42 PM

Yes, it's alive and not as cute as Frankenstein.

by Anonymousreply 4September 2, 2025 9:56 PM

Munchkin Coroner" "As coroner, I must aver, I thoroughly examined him, And he's not only merely dead, He's really most sincerely dead!".

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by Anonymousreply 5September 2, 2025 10:17 PM

I send funeral clothes back to Nordy Strom. I write letter to store many-ger and say, 'Maybe necks time we be lucky'.

by Anonymousreply 6September 2, 2025 10:18 PM

Deeply saddened for not being dead yet. Sure looked dead on the tv machine boasting about its space invader commander club moving to Alabama.

by Anonymousreply 7September 2, 2025 10:23 PM

Don't rub your clit too hard, r1, you'll piss yourself.

by Anonymousreply 8September 2, 2025 10:53 PM
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