This Latino Cagemeat has Momma’s Mussy RUSHING like NIAGARA FALLS!!

Pout, baby, pout!

[quote] Michael Andrew Hudak

Latino?

He's a cutie. I wonder what prompted him to steal the Rolex. Debt? Drug addiction? Both?

Fuckin' Brazilians will steal anything that's not nailed down.

^^^Yeah, that makes more sense.

Cum to Mami

Portagee meat.

FIFY

That mugshot is a GQ cover. Grrrrrrrr.

[quote] Portagee meat

How do we know he’s Portagee/Brazilian?

Scrumdilicious!

Florida man—Brazil is as decent a guess as any other

There is something scary about him and I didn't even read his rap sheet. He looks angry, cruel, and soulless. He's yours OP.

^^^I take it back. I didn't see the Instagram photos.

Lawd, so Florida so trashy even the news reporter on television are thieving. What is in the mafuckin water down there? They are trashier than the entire SE DC and West Virginia combined.

His surname is Slavic.

^ Link didn’t work right.

[quote]Police said the victim was in Spain for two weeks in July and was aware that his neighbor had a spare key for emergency use only, but told police that nobody had permission to enter into the residence otherwise.

What an odd sentence. He was “aware” that Hudak had a key. Does that mean someone else gave him the key?

Mom's Mussy is working overtime, needlessly I may add. Not hot, average, and a thief. NEXT, please.

R17 you’re reading too much into it. The neighbor gave him a key for emergencies but he didn’t have permission to enter as there wasn’t an emergency.

Perhaps the need to sell a Rolex for quick cash is an emergency?

He was an on location reporter for one of the local news stations out of Fort Myers. A bit of a wiseass with a twisted take on most stories. Lots of buttons undone as if he were going to a disco. Not surprised he was hired in Miami. He was a bit much for Naples. Never got a hint that anyone found him that attractive.

Local reporters are not making tons of money these days.

Eyebrows Luigi Mangione would envy!!!!

And when he is out of prison, perhaps he'll follow Dallas Steel's career path.

KKKaroline Leavitt would kill for those lips.

Meth ain’t cheap.

[quote] Eyebrows Luigi Mangione would envy!!!!

Not even close. The Mangione eyebrows are perfection. This queen plucks.

R15 R16

Which means he could easily cum from anywhere between Ontario and Argentina …what’s the point?

Hey, it takes a lot of money to take care of those brows. Who could blame him?

THIS is making Momma’s mussy gush???

It's such a poorly thought out crime. Steal a highly traceable watch and then take it to a pawn shop? He probably would have gotten away with it if he sold it to a fence for 2k.

Sounds like dysfunctional druggie behavior.

No it’s the most recent recent pic duh

I don’t know much about how pawn shops operate. But wouldn’t they verify the seller’s authority to sell (via purchase receipt or other document) before agreeing to buy, especially for such an expensive item?

Don’t they have some kind of legal obligation to do so?

Miss Michael and her pursed lips with attitude.

Klassy

R4, how dare you!

I think you're only required to give them your ID, r33.

Gosh, is the pay for a TV reporter so low that theft is necessary?

It's like a low-rent version of Your Friends and Neighbors. He probably has a much smaller version of the Hammaconda as well.

If he's a millimeter above 5'6" I'd be shocked.

Those lips and that mouth do not look heterosexual.

R40 Yup, he’s a shorty, Morty.

Drugs, hookers or gambling?

R33. It's the DMV….with bartering

[quote] I think you're only required to give them your ID

I can waive that requirement because I know you from TV. I am also the perfect witness. I will never forget my encounter with this C-list celebrity. And I already told all my friends and family that this guy from TV left his golden watch on my counter this morning.

Stole an expensive watch and took it to a pawn shop = total dumbass.

R33, no. You have to show your ID and give your fingerprint. I assume the ID number and info is checked against a database to make sure it is valid and that the pawner isn't flagged in the system for having previously sold a pawn shop stolen goods. The description of the item pawned, its serial number, and the name and info of the person who pawned it go into a database that police have access to.

What this guy did was incredibly dumb. His ONLY chance of not getting caught in this scenario was if the owner had never reported it missing. Unlikely to happen when the item is a 16,000 dollar Rolex.

I'm sure it was his own watch, and the neighbor just forgot to return it.

Or totally jonesing, r46. A desperate addict will do a lot of things.

[QUOTE]The victim and Hudak had been neighbors for six months, the arrest report stated.

Who leaves their house key with someone they've only known for six months, especially if they're known for wearing an expensive watch? Maybe a fuck buddy situation?

When he was arrested did he yell to the officer "You're going to regret this ! I'm a TV news reporter WSVN, an ABC affiliate in Miami! Shut the body-camera off - I have my own cameraman ! You're going to regret this !"

Did he turn to his boyfriend and yell, "Babe! Babe !"

If the answer is no to the above, then this was a 'nothing burger'

Since no one finds him that attractive, I must say, I wouldn't mind frisking him and doing a cavity search.

Likely, B.O., bad breath, and terminal swamp ass. Next!

Punchable, rather than pinchable.

Drugs

… muitas drogas…