The Baldwins & Anna Wintour at the US Open

I just realized that's Rami Malek next to her

Rami Malek looking sepulchral.

Alec Baldwin's eye bags at the US Open.

Couldn't happen to a nicer murderer.

That pic looks like a parody.

Of what, I can't articulate but it has the aura of the deliberately ridiculous.

And I mean the images of all 4.

[quote] the deliberately ridiculous.

Ridiculous and hilaria-ous.

R5 Haha I was just about to ask why is this photo of these 4 people so annoying?

If anyone should be wearing sunglasses in public it's Baldwin.

Hilarious gave birth while she was there, just for fun.

He should borrow her glasses. I bet she has a spare in her purse

R5 lol totally. It looks like a pic from a SNL skit

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Those eye bags looked just like mine when I was still drinking - especially after a three-day holiday weekend in which I'd stocked up on alcohol so I didn't have to leave the house and just drink to the point of passing out, over and over again until it was Tuesday and time to face the music. I'd have these massive, water-retention eye bags underneath my eyes and even my eyelids would be swollen. It was disgusting.

Anyway, that's exactly what it reminds me of. And if I had 7 kids under 13, I think I'd just drink myself to the point of passing out over and over again. Fuck waiting for a three-day weekend.

Hilaria is such a narcissist. Always taking or sending selfies. Alec looks like he is ready for death.

Someone tell him about preparation H for those eye bags.

There's probably a lot more truth in that one photo than in the entire run of their "reality" show.

How many bottles a day creates that look?

How much did they have to spend to have this much fun?

He has sunglasses hanging off his shirt!

Put them on, Old Man!

I don’t think he ever recovered after being fired from the DJT roll on SNL.

When the whiskey’s so deep, you use Mederma under your eyes.

Wait what is Reni Malick doing with Ana Winter??

Anna just appointed the new Vogue editor—Candy’s daughter Chloe

R20 waiting for the letter N to move and make room for M

r16 - for me it was a 1.5 liter PLUS a 750 ml of chardonnay in a 24 hour period.

[quote]I don’t think he ever recovered after being fired from the DJT roll on SNL.

He made a lot of mistakes and should be living a very interesting and comfortable life at this point, if he was normal person.

But, he married the fraud (she really fooled him), had way too may kids, killed someone (even if it wasn’t technically his fault, he still has to carry the burden), hasn’t had a significant acting gig for many years. The list goes on and on

He’s a real piece of work

While I generally think that celebs have way too much plastic surgery, can they do something about those bags under his eyes without making him look like an old Asian woman as most eye surgeries on men usually do?

Alec looks like he was attacked with a melon baller.

This should have been a "Caption this photo" thread.

My first thought was “who is that queen next to Anna Wintour?” And it is Remi Malik lol

All of my countrymen and I am rooting for Carlos Alcaraz!

Apparently Wintour had to bring along two Birken Bags.

[quote]This should have been a "Caption this photo" thread.

Ooops.

They all look monstrous and bored. Why doesnt Baldwin see a plastic surgeon. Is he broke?

Wow, those eye bags and that dead stare. He looks lost, broken.

[quote] Wow, those eye bags and that dead stare. He looks lost, broken.

He must’ve been watching Sinner play.

[quote]if I had 7 kids under 13, I think I'd just drink myself to the point of passing out over and over again.

Not to mention the succubus. If anybody has justification for being knee-walking drunk 24/7, it's him.

He accidentally murdered someone. Of course he looks like shit. I'd be mad if he didn't

Those eyes are crying out for 2 cucumber slices!!

Alec has the look most of us would have if we had to sit next to those three.

LOL, R37!!!

I wonder what he's looking at

Hillary Lynn AKA "Hilaria" looks like a nasty piece of work.

R40 Checking out Rami? Or Rami's phone?

You could carry two tennis rackets under Alec's eyes.

Alec is probably staring at the flies gathering in Rami's hair. Since Rami looks undead, he likely attracts quite a few.

I would not leave the house with eye bags like that. Painful to look at.

Alec Baldwin seems batshit insane to me. Certifiable. Cray-cray out the wazoo with that one. It's the only explanation for that wife. Both are complete nutters.

I agree R45. Yet, I can't help but notice that Hilaria escaped the scandal of the revelations about her true background, the fake accent, etc., etc., relatively unscathed. Almost anyone else would have been shamed into complete obscurity, I think. Is it because she simply has no shame? Does she still speak with the fake Spanish accent? It's so crazy that it is hard to believe, yet her fakery actually happened... and nobody seems to mind.

Nobody seems to mind because nobody knows or cares about her.

If he's looking to get out of the house and make a little extra money, I hear the White House is looking for some Trump body doubles now.

Florals? For tennis? Groundbreaking.

My Ma developed eyebags after her cataract surgery. How old is Baldwin? He's in his 70's right?

He is stuck with what could be gas during active gameplay and it looks like he just realize its a shart. And soon, with this match over, he’ll “dash” to the toilets.

r46 yes she does. And there is her insistence on naming all the kids with a Spanish name as well. The latest one's name is: [bold] Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin.

R52 Absolutely deranged. One would think she would cease using the fake accent after being exposed. But, somehow most of the world is seemingly ok with her "eccentricity" now? I am being generous in describing it that way.

She is...how you say...? NARCISSIST. Yes, that's it!

And...what's the English word....? HISTRIONIC. That, too!

Also, she is...what you call it...? De-loosz...she LOCO!

Ai yi yi!

OP- Alec Baldwin has finally come to the realization that all those years of being a CLOSET QUEEN has meant giving up a ton o COCK 🍆

[quote]But, somehow most of the world is seemingly ok with her "eccentricity" now?

Most of the world has no idea who this person is. Most of the rest must don't care that much.

What are you expecting? Protests? Calls for her arrest? She's a wacko celebrity -- no, a wacko celebrity's wife - nothing more.

Alec Baldwin was an asshole in his younger days. I waited on him when I was a teenager. He had a surly demeanor and wouldn’t look me in the eye. He was cute, but what a jerk. I have no sympathy for him and his ridiculous predicament.

Wintour is a cunt.

So is her vag completely blown out now? I think she had a few of the more recent kids with a surrogate??

RE: "Hilaria", someone posted this on the related US Open Reddit post

[quote]Nikki Glaser Slams Alec Baldwin's Family Life | Roast Of Alec Baldwin

She probably had the first baby regularly, but there has been speculation aplenty about her having the rest by surrogate (and lying about it and pretending that she was working out in heels while heavily pregnant).

This bitch is completely nuts and she should be called out more in the media than she has for her pretend game.

R59 most, if not all, those kids were born via surrogacy.

Read how he described his mother in his autobiography. What a fucking asshole

Nikki Glaser is hilarious in that clip.

She doles it out equally with a little extra to Caitlyn Jenner who looks like shit!

I wonder what sense of awareness the kids will develop about their parents' odd mental states, that there's something very off about them. How do kids cope with eccentric parents if/once the light bulb turns on?

What a bunch of freaks.

Someone above called her a succubus. Perfect for her.

Alec needs to have his eye bags circumcised.

Eye make nice salsa for futbol match. Olé!

When you combine bi polar disorder with alcoholism you get the very unpleasant Alec Baldwin.

There’s a grouping of Halloween trick-o-treaters if I’ve ever seen one. Is Wintour actually Lee Grant taxidermized?

Those eyebags can’t be real

Anna Wintour has the most ridiculous haircut ever. Fashion faux pas indeed.

r71 - they are, and he sports them almost daily.

Did we already talk about Hilaria being on this season's "Dancing with the Stars"?

Is she? Apparently, she did competitive ballroom dancing for awhile in her 20s, if I recall correctly. This was right before the time she...ahem..."adopted" her accent and "From Espana" persona. The pic below of her is - shall we say - "Hilarious"!

More pics and info at the Reddit link

Was there a bad smell?

I really dislike Hilaria.

Hilaria is more unlikable than the Duchess of Sussex.

Whoa. The eyebags on Alec are so prominent, they look fake.

Even poor Ellen know his age have better skin

Eelaria the effortful DL Icon, Baldwin going through perpetual hell, Wintour and Malek comfortably drugged out.

They’re Just Like Us.