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I'm George W Bush's penis, ask me anything

First come first serve

by Anonymousreply 8September 1, 2025 11:19 PM

Do you also speak Spanish?

by Anonymousreply 1September 1, 2025 10:16 PM

Only when I'm with a Spanish pussy.

by Anonymousreply 2September 1, 2025 10:18 PM

I don't want to even *think* about this.

by Anonymousreply 3September 1, 2025 11:06 PM

Is OP the Condi troll?

by Anonymousreply 4September 1, 2025 11:06 PM

Does Laura have a private nickname for you, like "Teensy Weensy," or "Nubbins"?

by Anonymousreply 5September 1, 2025 11:09 PM

What does Cheney's Dick look like?

by Anonymousreply 6September 1, 2025 11:09 PM

[quote]First come first serve.

Outta mah way.

by Anonymousreply 7September 1, 2025 11:17 PM

Are your balls nearby by any chance?

Maybe you can ask them to tell the brain to speak out against MAGA and Mango Mussolini.

If they’re not too shriveled of course.

by Anonymousreply 8September 1, 2025 11:19 PM
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