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Do you think Donald Trump will win the Nobel Peace Prize some day?

He's made no secret of his ambitions to be given it.

by Anonymousreply 39September 2, 2025 11:38 AM

Win?

I don't think you understand how it works. Which is obvious from your question.

by Anonymousreply 1August 31, 2025 10:54 PM

Firstly, Trump has done nothing to earn a Nobel Peace Prize. He has stopped no wars to this date.

Secondly, if Trump were to be given a Nobel Peace Prize, it would destroy the credibility of the award permanently - past and future.

The 5 person Norwegian committee is independent of the Norwegian government - not open to influence. He will never be given the prize.

by Anonymousreply 2August 31, 2025 10:55 PM

Trump torpedoed e US-India relations Prime Minister Modi wouldn't nominate him for a Nobel.

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by Anonymousreply 3August 31, 2025 10:59 PM

Did you say Ignoble Piece Prize?

by Anonymousreply 4August 31, 2025 11:10 PM

He already has an Ignoble Piece. Her name is Melania.

by Anonymousreply 5August 31, 2025 11:17 PM

Posthumously.

by Anonymousreply 6August 31, 2025 11:33 PM

Of course. He'll also be awarded an EGOT and the Tour de France.

by Anonymousreply 7August 31, 2025 11:45 PM

r1: Unclench, Mary.

by Anonymousreply 8August 31, 2025 11:55 PM

r5, what did I do to win mine?

by Anonymousreply 9September 1, 2025 12:01 AM

Only if he commits suicide. That would be a huge contribution to the world peace and democracy.

by Anonymousreply 10September 1, 2025 12:06 AM

Turns out Trump has convinced himself that he has actually stopped all the conflicts he lists.

In fact, he didn’t stop shit, particularly the two deadliest—Ukraine/Russia and Israel/Palestine

by Anonymousreply 11September 1, 2025 12:11 AM

Someone please tell Dump you only the Nobel posthumously.

by Anonymousreply 12September 1, 2025 12:15 AM

Do over: Tell the Orange Menace you only win the Nobel posthumously.

by Anonymousreply 13September 1, 2025 12:16 AM

Novels are not given posthumously

by Anonymousreply 14September 1, 2025 12:16 AM

Trump brokered a peace understanding between Rand Paul & Lindsey Graham. Doesn’t that mean something important?

by Anonymousreply 15September 1, 2025 12:23 AM

House Republican Says Melania Trump Should Be Considered for Peace Prize Because ‘She’s Been Very Instrumental’ in Russia Talks

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by Anonymousreply 16September 1, 2025 12:42 AM

Pathetic that those sucking his mob have no idea what the Nobel Prize is for?

“He got a great tax cutting bill passed” is never a reason for the Nobel Prize

by Anonymousreply 17September 1, 2025 12:43 AM

Is there a Nobel Gold-digger Prize? If so, Melania can have that one. And her husband can get the International Cunt of the Year Award.

Okay, we good here? Great.

by Anonymousreply 18September 1, 2025 12:53 AM

I get that different folks come to this site for different things. Some threads hold zero interest for me but their presence here is valid.

This thread, however, is utterly pointless. OP, I’m sure I’ve started a few pointless threads myself. But Trump “winning” a Nobel Peace Prize? What the heck are you smoking?

by Anonymousreply 19September 1, 2025 1:00 AM

r9, Obama got the Nobel Prize for Peace, Trump's getting the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize.

by Anonymousreply 20September 1, 2025 1:00 AM

The Noble committee has integrity and standards. Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize as much as Putin does.

by Anonymousreply 21September 1, 2025 1:31 AM

[quote] Novels are not given posthumously

Someone please explain to R14 what has clearly gone over her head.

by Anonymousreply 22September 1, 2025 2:09 AM

r20, let me remind you that Obama was awarded his BEFORE HE EVEN STEPPED FOOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

by Anonymousreply 23September 1, 2025 4:29 AM

"set foot", R23, not "STEPPED FOOT". It's a common mistake for a particularly ill-educated person. Such as yourself.

Hope this helps. Why are all you MAGATs so illiterate?

by Anonymousreply 24September 1, 2025 5:58 AM

Trump called the Norwegian PM to ask for the Peace Prize. There are times such as this when I am embarrassed for you guys as a nation.

But then I remember that a majority of people who voted in November voted for his party. so sadly, you got what you wanted.

What next - putting in a call to the Pope for fast-track beatification after his (please please please can it happen soon) death?

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by Anonymousreply 25September 1, 2025 6:02 AM

r25, I need to correct you in one small detail. A "majority" of people voting in the 2024 election would have amounted to over 50% for Trump. Trump won (unless there was voter machine manipulation) by 49.7% to 48.3% So his popular vote total was greater than Harris's, but not by very much (A scant 2 million out of a total vote of 155,000,000. . Where he really "won" was in the electoral college - which is a cockamanie system that even Americans don't understand, so no surprise that anyone from a foreign nation would give up trying to make sense of it.

by Anonymousreply 26September 1, 2025 8:09 AM

R26, you forgot to mention the percentage of eligible voters who didn't bother to vote.

by Anonymousreply 27September 1, 2025 10:42 AM

"You want a piece of me??"

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by Anonymousreply 28September 1, 2025 10:47 AM

Only after he tariffs and invades Norway, then he will nominate himself and award himself a Nobel Peace Prize.

He might include Netanyahu and Miri Adelson for the final peace in removing Palestine from the earth.

by Anonymousreply 29September 1, 2025 10:51 AM

[quote] if Trump were to be given a Nobel Peace Prize, it would destroy the credibility of the award permanently

That already happened when they awarded one to Henry Kissinger.

by Anonymousreply 30September 1, 2025 10:56 AM

Dump deserves a Piss Prize.

by Anonymousreply 31September 1, 2025 11:41 AM

How tragic is this?

An idiot groveling for something he doesn’t deserve.

by Anonymousreply 32September 1, 2025 11:45 AM

It reminds me of Rhoda Penmark wanting the medal. Beware of shoes to the recipient.

by Anonymousreply 33September 1, 2025 12:03 PM

R22 Sorry, autocorrect changed “Nobels” to “Novels.”

by Anonymousreply 34September 1, 2025 2:26 PM

When DJT went to Alaska, Putin didn’t even bring him a couple of fresh pee pee girls.

by Anonymousreply 35September 2, 2025 9:38 AM

IF he banned assault rifles...maybe?

by Anonymousreply 36September 2, 2025 10:31 AM

As crazy as the world is now he may 'get' the Nobel Peace Prize, but he will NEVER 'win' the Nobel Peace Prize.

by Anonymousreply 37September 2, 2025 10:36 AM

FFS everyone! It's CALLED the Nobill Peas Prize.

by Anonymousreply 38September 2, 2025 11:35 AM

No.

by Anonymousreply 39September 2, 2025 11:38 AM
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