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Jon Stewart's opening monologue at the 2006 Oscars

Real definition of "TOUGH CROWD."

I wonder what was happening in Hollywood in early 2006 that most of the audience seem uninterested of being there?

The Bjork's swan dress and "Walk the Line" jokes were my favorite ones.

The "liberal town" bit was really great as well.

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by Anonymousreply 1August 31, 2025 9:19 PM

He was funny. Today he isn't as much.

by Anonymousreply 1August 31, 2025 9:19 PM
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