How is Dick Cheney Still Alive?

Evil does not die easily.

See also: well, you know who.

Only the good die young.

A complete heart transplant will do that.

Does Ann Coulter still have the hots for him?

Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say “implant” rather than “transplant”?

[QUOTE] A complete heart transplant will do that.

Still you’d think the grim reaper would’ve come calling by now.

You would think that by now his neighborhood would have run out of virgins with pure blood.

Not human

How? He has great jeans.

He has almost as sinister a smile as Steven Miller.

Dick Cheney had already had at least one heart attack before Stephen Miller was born.

Stephen Miller was “spawned” not “born”.

That means Trump could live beyond 100

From my personal experience with relatives who have been at death's door many times, people with heart conditions can live a very, very long time.

Some for so long that when they finally go after years of deterioration, it's a relief for their close family care givers.

Evil never dies. Sad but true.

Dick Cheney had a heart? could have fooled me.

I was reading somewhere about how before his first heart attack he chained smoked constantly, lighting one cigarette with the last one. He quit smoking at some point, shows what stop smoking can do for you, well if you can afford a heart transplant.

It's pure spite.

What’s weird is that none of these heart attacks made him weaker. It didn’t cause any strokes or anything. He stayed overweight the whole time, probably eating McDonald’s, and just kept on having heart attacks. I guess the fifth one might have hurt him, then BAM, here’s a fresh young heart for you Mr. Cheney.

He’s not wheelchair bound today. He had a cane for a while but that was from a knee injury. I mean what the fuck. There’s people dying every day from one heart attack with no previously diagnosed heart problems. People who do have heart conditions, not severe enough to warrant a transplant, and they kick the bucket well before 80. Yet this cretin is out here living the lavish life of wealthy retirement in some multi-million dollar Wyoming mansion, relaxing with the grandkids as if he contributed something good to the world. And he’s STILL obese… at 84… with a heart transplant.

LOL, every time I hear Cheney's name, I think Halliburton and this.

What do you mean I shot my hunting buddy?

Damn, R20 -- I knew he shot the guy, but I never knew it looked that bad. That poor bastard.

And yet Cheyney lives.

The guy he shot is dead. Lived to 95. Will Cheney get 11 more years?