What's One Thing That Is Legal That You Would Make ILLegal?

Playing any audio on your phone in public without headphones

Maga Rethugs politicians!!

Aggressive driving

Weapons designed specifically for killing humans being sold to the general public.

Orange Potus's.

I would love to outlaw all handguns. Second choice, spitting on the ground.

Gambling.

I like illegal.

[quote] Orange Potus's.

Using apostrophes to pluralize words.

Gas-powered lawn equipment. Too loud. Go electric.

Not spaying /neutering your cats and dogs.

R4, 100%

poking holes into condoms to get child support

Voting non for a non republican.

Tank sized consumer vehicles

Smoking cannabis in public areas, even outdoors.

R16 - THANK YOU! I wish my neighbors would just buy gummies, ffs!

eBikes. Just make them disappear, please.

Leaf blowers

The Republican party. It's not a political group; it's an organized crime network.

Reclining one’s seat on a plane.

Sodomy!

r19 I need someone to explain to me why they are SO LOUD when they're literally just reverse vacuum cleaners?!

To add to OP, Harley-Davidson exhaust pipes.

American Xtian National Fascism and the religious exemption from paying taxes.

$cientology, the Mormons, the Assembly of God, the Pentecostals, and the rest are massive thieves.

^I see them as parts of the same issue.

The right for non Jewish or non Hispanic white Americans to procreate. I kid I kid.

Capital punishment

Eating while walking.

Talking while eating.

Kill animal shelters

Corporal punishment in schools

Parents hitting their kids

I realize 2 and 3 will make me deeply unpopular on DL.

MAGA. Just as Germany had to de-Nazify after WWII, so do we.

earrings without caftans

[quote]Parents hitting their kids

Well you might as well add "Western Civilization" to your list R31

[bold]The Electoral College.[/bold] One person, one vote, it’s just that simple.

[bold]Eligible voters not voting in elections.[/bold] It’s time for compulsory voting. Get off your lazy, entitled asses and vote. Very little is asked of you in everyday American life. Show up to vote, for fuck’s sake.

[bold]Right wing “news.”[/bold] Throw all the current purveyors of this propaganda bullshit into Alligator Alcatraz and bring back the Fairness Doctrine.

[bold]Automatic and most non-automatic weapons in civilian hands.[/bold] Sorry, flyover Fuckistan culture warriors. This one is actually NOT legal. Your cherry-picked interpretation of the Second Amendment is utter bullshit. [italic]A well regulated militia, necessary for the protection of a free state,[/italic] the right to bear arms shall not be infringed. In 1789, this was referring to arms bearing by what we know of today as our military — which did not yet exist in 1789.

Just for starters…

Squatters Rights.

Billionaires.

[quote] —Maybe because it’s the only vice that never tempted me.

One of the worst reasons to make anything illegal. Sadly, also a common reason to make things illegal.

[quote]Smoking cannabis in public areas, even outdoors.

Smoking & vaping [italic]anything[/italic] in public should be illegal and enforced. Signs saying smoking is prohibited in my local parks are ignored just as the signs telling people to pick up after theirs dogs are ignored.

^ their

The problem with this thread is that many are listing actions/behaviors that are already illegal; the laws, though, are poorly or inconsistently enforced.

[quote] Kill animal shelters

What's the alternative? Millions of animals slowly starving to death because there are simply not enough people willing and able to care for them? Or send them out into the wild and let some other animal solve the problem? Or is the alternative some fantasy where every single animal finds a loving home? Really would love to know what the alternative is.

I agree with R18 e-bikes on sidewalks or boardwalks are very dangerous. They're not really the proper place for e-bikes in addition to the fact that so many have caused fires. On New York City alone there was something like over 240 fires caused by e-bikes in 2024.

Loud, obnoxious mufflers on cars -- most of which are under-powered shit boxes with 100hp four-cylinder engines. Yeah, we're all real impressed you drive a beat-up Civic hatchback that should have been sent to the junkyard years ago.

Children at high end restaurants. Leave those brats at home. If you can afford to eat at this restaurant you can afford a mafuckin babysitter.

I’m still trying to figure out why OP wants it to be illegal to fuck cyclists.

The right of political candidates to lie.

Adultery

This thread is a great, great example of why the average person should not be able to pass laws about anything. Much too much, I don't like this thing or that thing, there oughter be a law. 99.9% of the time, that law would be idiotic and nobody should ever, ever pass it.

Ignorance - plain and simple - it would be wonderful for humanity to be a bit more enlightened.

R46....Hilarious. And I'm the OP who posted this thread. Funny how the English language can mean something totally different than its original intention. Let's make the English language illegal!

Tax breaks for churches/ religious institutions

R52 I agree 100% but I would add all tax breaks, tax all income, have a point where low income people don't pay taxes but above that all income gets taxes, no free ride for religions, children, your other taxes, they are all loop holes that people take advantage of.

To obtain a real estate salesperson license in New York, you must complete a 77-hour pre-licensing course.

To become a licensed cosmetologist in New York State, you must complete a 1,000-hour approved course of study.

Well, being a good parent is way harder than being a cosmetologist or selling real estate. I would make it illegal to become a parent without taking a 1,000-hour parenting course first.

Adult babies wearing diapers walking around in public. I saw it once in a grocery store and almost threw up.

Obese women wearing thongs at the beach.

Televangelists asking for money. Also, it should be illegal for them to have mansions, private jets, etc...

I want to outlaw R49's shitty mood.

Modified mufflers - motorcycles, cars - I don't care. It's a public nuisance because YOU want to make a lot of noise.

It's antisocial behavior meant to annoy.

Anything in that category also fits - those stupid coal huffers (?sp), loud music from vehicles, I'm sure there are others.

I like e bikes but nobody under 16 should be on one. They have been wreaking havoc in my county and causing many accidents. The kids are going completely nuts on them.

R54 - you really don't need a 1000 hours - but you do need online courses every few months for the first 5 years. That would help a LOT.

I'd say 20 hours would go a looong way for newborns - and BOTH parents have to take it.

Men wearing toenail polish

Porn stars (male or female) having children.

Expecting people to take you seriously about your self-diagnosed neurodivergence or your recent discovery that you’re demisexual

Hey - you'd be surprised how many people are Demi-sexual! Even at this age! Did you see my tits and ass in that monster flick? I mean...who wouldn't???

Demisexual is a good one. People use it when they want to feel special.

"You know how the average guy will stick their cock into absolutely any available hole? Well, I need to actually like someone before I do that. I'm a DEMIsexual."

Game hunting.

eBikes on footpaths and eScooters on roads.

I understand that dealers need to be mobile but I am sick of being sideswiped by these cunts, whether walking or driving.

Other people’s bass

Any cologne or fragrance that I can smell more than 30 cms away.

ALL Religion

[quote] Any cologne or fragrance that I can smell more than 30 cms away.

Oh, dear god did I ever misread this post 🫣

Lying on TV. Hear me out - there needs to be an accuracy score based on pundits' previous statements on TV. That accuracy score should follow them.

But it's just an opinion? Well - opinions can be wrong.

Instead they just allow the same lying assholes on over and over and over again. A pundit is an EXPERT - if you're wrong or stating lies - then you are NOT a pundit. You are a lying asshole being propped up by media.

And of course Republicans are 95% of those I'm talking about.

r49 Unclench, sweetheart - it's just a fun thread

Bring back the fairness doctrine r71.

Stomping on the floor instead of walking like a normal person if you have downstairs neighbors. I have been driven to panic attacks by neighbors who have to let everyone in the building know every step they take. It is SO GRATING. So yes, it should be considered noise pollution and therefore illegal

R73 - fairness doctrine doesn't cut it when one side has to real-time check all the lies on the other side. Both sides should have their opinions, but they need to be based in some reality.

That's what Republicans want to do - is take away all objectivity, data and reason - because it always flies in the face of their fucked up ideas and they KNOW it.

R74 - I hear you - so many people walk heel-toe in apartments like they're on the street. So many people were raised in houses and never thought about it.

But you should walk more on the top of your feet in an apartment. You can hear the difference straight away.

In one of my last condos, people were required to put rugs down to also minimize the noise - particularly if they were foot stompers.

I honestly don't think most people have explained to them the difference between heel-toe walking and how you should walk in an apartment. Of course, some fuckers just don't care.

R54 How would you enforce that you big dummy?

I don’t know OP, in my neighborhood of NY it’s those fucking motorized scooters that fly down the sidewalks driven by kids and stoned teenagers running down old people and dogs. If one ever touches me that kid won’t be long for this world. And the delivery guys everywhere not paying attention. I don’t understand how they aren’t constantly dying. And why the fuck does every third car have a TLC plate. Does half the fucking city drive for Uber?

Make the "Kartrashwhorian family" illegal& get rid of them all, including the children,ex-in-laws!!!

Give the $$$$ to animal rescues- no kill shelters-and foster care for children.

R77 - you can make a birth certificate dependent on completion of courses. No course completion - no birth certificate - no benefits or anything.

Don't go around calling people a dummy as a knee-jerk reaction. Let me guess - you're a realtor?

R80 you’re a fucking idiot. That’s what the fuck you are.

R81 - great comeback. Haven't heard that since the 8th grade. But then again, that's when you dropped out of school, right? It's alright - 18 and in the 8th grade isn't a good look. You did the right thing.

R82 Well when you put out 8th grade intellect, reason, and argument, you get served that in return. It’s giving C+ philosophy but wants to be treated like a Princeton grad. No sir or ma’am or they.

It should be illegal for anyone with an IQ under 100 to reproduce. Or go to college. Or serve in elected or appointed positions in the U.S. government (I'm lookin' at you, DJT!).

It should be illegal for Congressfolk to invest in stocks and bonds or take money from lobbyists.

It should be illegal to get a driver's license unless a driver can pass a 100-question exam similar to the one I had to pass to receive my German driver's license. Keep the dumb mfers off the roads.

Make it illegal for CEOs and other C-suite types to earn more than 16 times their workers' salaries. It's not illegal to make more in Japan, but that's their customary limit.

Hell's bells, I'm just getting started! Oh well -- I better stop, because I'm above the legal limit.

Tax-free churches.

R84 16 times doesn’t sound unreasonable. Our country is so fucked up I thought even a 50 multiplier was reasonable.

R84 you realize the Nazis also believed what you stated in your first paragraph. I’m just saying.

Talking during the overture.

R83 - oh yes - I responded with having requirements for obtaining a birth certificate - and you call that 8th grade reasoning.

Whereas your only replies have been to shouted idiot and dummy above.

Do not lecture on reason or intellect. You have none.

Having a dog riding in your car unrestrained.

Put a harness on it. Attach the harness through a lead to a seat belt.

How about a secured carrier r90?

I agree with SL minus the weird stuff about IQ. It should be a lot harder to get a driver's license.

This is thread is why the country hates liberals.

Just kidding, love you cunts.

R44. But I have a spoiler and ground effects dude!!!!

Begging/panhandling.

Coloreds.

Tattoos!

Vocal Fry People reproducing.

Cankles McTacoTits!

Lobbyign Congress should carry the death penalty.

I would outlaw wearing green clothing and brown clothing in the same outfit.

Why? It's a classic and harmonious pairing. You probably hate nature as well.

Influencers doing photoshoots in public places.

r77- I'm not the guy who originally posted but it's simple. You must register being pregnant like registering a car and then if you don't complete the 1000 hours, your baby is taken to CPS until you are finished with it.

r77- same way you enforce anything: jail time

Fireworks outside of public shows.