Will the former Presidents attend Dump’s funeral?

We didn’t need another thread, did we?

He will attend all of theirs... we will never be rid of this nightmare!

Ridiculous R2. He's already got one foot in the grave.

All of them.

Having four living ex-presidents is pretty exceptional. There have been only three relatively brief periods in which we had five.

Viewing his corpse in person would be too tempting tp resist.

Honestly, if I was an ex-President of the US, I wouldn't fucking go!

Fuck that thieving Fat Rapist orange fuck& his horrible family.

How will the non-right wing television news cover his death?Even Nixon got respectful coverage at his funeral. Trump’s will present quite a challenge if respectful is the tone they try to strike.

these 5 were all alive when Clinton won in 92.

They’re going to have to put him in some sort of ultra secure sarcophagus, otherwise his grave will become the world’s most popular public shitter. Generations the world over would travel to New Jersey or Florida or wherever just to blast diarrhea on it.

When LBJ died two days after Nixon’s second inauguration, there were no living ex-presidents until Ford took office.

R8 They’re going to be respectful. People keep blaming Obama’s lil joke for Trump’s ascend. He is a racist, of course that motivated him. We should blame mainstream media for giving Trump’s birther shit the time of day. And I mean all media, liberal and conservative. But liberal media looooves to talk about a racist white cunt. You dumb fucks, you don’t give it any respect sometimes. Don’t honor it.

I think 1/6 and his attacks on the rule of law will get mentioned a lot, r8.

I haven’t verified, but I think it is also unusual that we have just as many living ex-presidents as living former First Ladies.

It'd be so nice if Biden attended Trump's funeral. I'd even understand if he danced.

R15 well he better die soon because Biden will not on this earth post 2028. At least not as Joseph Biden he won’t be.

I predict that he has given all of the dirty secrets he must have about EVERYONE to his son Donald, Jr. and the minute he leaves this earth, Jr. will take over as MAGA leader and eventual emperor.

Please pray that Trump has a fatal heart attack tomorrow.

OP here. I hope they cut off his head and stuff him with garlic, just in case.

I think they will all be there to celebrate.

I wonder how tacky his funeral will be.

R21 😂 I love it. And I love that they have Melanie next to Michelle grinning ear to ear. That’s how they shoulda been trolling this cunt all along.

Contract of lady architect end when body get dead and cold. No funeral visit required of such professional as me, your first Melania.

I hope Michelle chooses to go to this one…with a big fucking smile in her face.

This weekend, during Trump is dead speculation, I was already preparing to ignore Dem Party telling us not to dance in the streets…because I’m fucking dancing in the streets. And I hate crowds and I don’t like to dance but I want to be with the entire population of Chicago dancing to the entire He’s Dead Spotify playlist.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if they all attended and then make very public showing of them all fist-bumping each other?

I thought you were joking r25. But it looks like there are a couple play lists out there already.

"Is He Dead Yet?"

W is the only living Republican president. But yes, of course, the others will attend whether they want to or not, it's one of those formalities.

I got retart out bek with can of golt rustolleeum peinting cheep coffin I get from da Costco.

R29 they most certainly have agency. They can CHOOSE not to be there. But they will most certainly be there even Obama’s black ass. Trump said “Fuck you Joe Biden”. I will not be attending the inauguration and you did not win. He still be saying shit btw. Let that sink in. Complexion for the protection? Or a white sociopath who just don’t give a fuck.

[quote]I hope Michelle chooses to go to this one…with a big fucking smile in her face.

I was thinking the same thing, R25.

They should broadcast the service live, around the world, with a live feed showing everyone else with the same celebratory grin.

I won’t watch a second of his televised funeral. All I need to know is that he’s dead!

R16 Joe looks a helluva more healthy than Trump.

R6 In recent history, the caskets of dead US presidents have been closed while they lie in state and at the funeral. My understanding is that it is the family's choice of whether the casket is open or closed.

Given his tackiness and enormous ego, I wouldn't be surprised if The Orange Pumpkin requested his corpse be preserved and on permanent display under glass, like the bodies of Vladimir Lenin, Mao Zedong, Ho Chi Minh, Kim Il-Sung, Kim Jong-il currently are. (Previously displayed corpses of political leaders - Joseph Stalin, Ferdinand Marcos, Eva "Evita" Perón, and Hugo Chávez)

You know his cult members would be honored to empty their pockets for this holy purpose.

Aren't they supposed to burn the head and body in separate locations to be sure, R19?

I'm sure the Obamas will attend and maintain decorum, but I wouldn't blame Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton for eulogizing him with a duet of "Happy Days Are Here Again."

His grave will have an enormous gold statue of his head surrounded by a moat 150 feet deep and 200 feet wide. A line will form up to this point, and then there will be pay booths for various amounts of money to be paid for better access after payment and entry. There will be enough ground for the Maggots to run screaming and wailing while they prepare to fling themselves into the pit surrounding the massive gold head of their Dear Leader. Hundreds will wait hours for the privilege of this lemming-like behavior as they are racked with pain over the loss of the guy that would do their dirty work while they maintained a facade of being normal...kind of.

I think he needs to be sealed up somewhere and disappeared. No media coverage AT. ALL. He will be erased. Or better yet - turn the Rose Garden into a skating rink and bury him under the ice. Ileana Douglas can come everyday and ice skate over his face like she did at the end of “To Die For.”

[quote] Aren't they supposed to burn the head and body in separate locations to be sure, [R19]?

I am assuming that was a typo but I like the way your fingers make mistakes.

If the family wants to monetize the corpse, they better be quick. Republicans cherish their presidents only while they are in office. Then they cry how bad of a Republican he truly was and move on to the next shiny candidate who finally is the real deal.

[quote] I am assuming that was a typo but I like the way your fingers make mistakes.

Nope, intentional reference to Bram Stoker's [italic]Dracula[/italic] for the proper manner of disposal for ancient undead evils to make sure they can never come back.