Why Melania isn't on "Vanity Fair" cover : "She doesn’t have time to be sitting in a photo shoot"

Too busy doing ho shit?

She’s too busy getting her VD treated and huh vagine rejuvenated. Full on whore. Modern day Marie Antoinette. Off with this skank’s head!

She laughed, I tell you. She laughed.

She's holding out for Hustler.

I wonder what her face looks like when she laughs. Her eyes must disappear.

Why be on a magazine’s cover now, when she’s graced the centerfolds of so many others’ in the past already? lol

Is she transitioning in that photo?

She must be so busy trying to keep away from Trump.

The truth is, she couldn’t get Usha Vance to agree

Mark Guiducci needs to be fired then.

Rule #1 - Know your audience. MAGA is not reading Vanity Fair. Stop trying to get cheap publicity for the failing magazine with a polarizing figure.

Also - cover requires an interview and she can't support Trump and all his bullshit and she doesn't want to answer for it.

[quote]She did appear on the cover of Vanity Fair Mexico in 2017.

That's fucking hilarious.

[quote] MAGA is not reading Vanity Fair.

MAGA doesn't read. it watches YouTube and FOX notnews

What a bizarre excuse for them to choose. Melania notoriously doesn't do crap as First Lady. Laziest First Lady Ever.

Will cover shot be artful nude? No?

[quote]Too busy doing ho shit?

Deeze street don' strolls demselfs, R1!

Combat...cyberbullying. 😑

All that plastic surgery for all those years, and STILL the babushka genes are fighting like Alien to burst out and take her over.

What's that old Randy Travis song--"It’s Just a Matter of Time"?

I show vajeen on cover here, or just ze teets?

How much? How much?

why expect anything but laziness from a filthy old cunt slut?

she's done sexual things fat white female Trump voters can't imagine

As if they actually asked her

"Her priorities as first lady are far more important"

She hasn't done shit as FLOTUS.

[quote]she recently wrote a "peace letter" to Russian President Vladimir Putin.

"Eye spen' secon' term collectink many, many girl (unt much boy), all kindt off girl (unt boy). Eye trains dem myselff. You ent var een Ukraine, Eye gif you girls 19 but look 16."

So many buildings to design!

Over the years, Vanity Fair has emphasized her husband's default setting: outrageous lying. They also did not join whatever clamor for her there may have been in the weeks right after the election. She thinks this is a burn.

R24 She's not wrong by any means.

[quote]"She doesn’t have time to be sitting in a photo shoot"

She's got nothing but time. They don't want the whore.

I'm busy woman, no time for sit at photoshoot

Regardless, it appears she may receive widowed status sooner than expected.

I didn't know Jones left Vanity Fair. Has the new editor gone back to the high-end glossy covers or are they still producing the sparse, drab, poorly lit covers?

[QUOTE]Trump was excluded from Vanity Fair and Vogue, which are both published by Condé Nast, during her husband’s first presidency, despite both magazines frequently spotlighting past first ladies.

This is a half truth. That's because she refused to sit for an interview as other First Ladies had. She was offered during the first administration. I guess she doesn't think her English is good enough for an unscripted, unrehearsed interview.

Of course she's too busy. Melania dedicates every July to December diligently giving a fuck about Chreestmas.

Vanity Fair is not important in zeitgeist. Who cares if Mel is on the cover or not. I think she should have been on the Vogue cover. Vogue in kind of important but also very trashy. Just like Mel.

Weren't they all bitching because she never appeared on the magazine covers during Trump's first term?

I was just going to post that R33! She and her great big fat husband complained regularly over the past decade, that none of the magazines would have her. She desperately wants reputable magazine covers (Vanity Fair Mexico is not a reputable magazine in comparison to US versions) but nobody wants her. Maybe they should think about why that is.

[quote]Vanity Fair editors reportedly fumed over the possibility of Trump on the cover, with one editor telling the Daily Mail there would be a "mass exodus" of staffers if it happened. The outlet added that several anonymous employees warned of a "meltdown" if global editorial director Mark Guiducci followed through with his idea, but the first lady appears to have bigger priorities.

Melania knows that the liberal legacy media (TV, radio, newspapers, magazines) is dying, so it doesn't matter what they say/think/do anymore.

I think she wanted to avoid the furore from those objecting to her presence on the cover.

I'd love to know what she actually does as First Lady on a daily basis.

It's easy for her office to list the campaigns she supports, but that doesn't translate to actual work that she does herself. It likely means that her staff do 99% of it and her 1% is sitting in a weekly 30-minute meeting with them nodding while they update her, and she maybe signs a few things.

I just don't believe she really does anything herself without an adviser. Her English is relatively poor (as shown even in rehearsed speeches) which means it's hard to think she could work on anything remotely complicated in English. She also doesn't strike me as the type to generate new ideas. I can't imagine saying to her staff something like: "We really need to shine a light on X and I think we could achieve that by doing Y." It's pretty clear her staff do all her thinking and planning for her.

She's not alone in that. Trump himself has experts who do the hard work behind the scenes as well.

It seems Mel quietly did some restorations and renovations in White House, her first time around, and a tasteful and historically appropriate manner. Likely through experts, of course. Everyone hated her rose garden revamp. I didn't think it was disastrous. Now it is, but that's the Orange Turd's work. I think the tennis pavilion is nice enough. Not offensive. I don't remember any real social work. Just the opposite - Melania communicating the wrong message or feeble gobbledygook messages. Mel's christmas decors were weird, but Jill's were tack as fuck and also overdone. I agree with Melania's fuck christmas slap down. In that the ENTIRE White House shouldn't be made into themed rooms. For what? Put up a tree and do one or two rooms. Then put garlands here and there and some arrangements. Done.

[quote]Melania knows that the liberal legacy media (TV, radio, newspapers, magazines) is dying, so it doesn't matter what they say/think/do anymore.

Yes, Sean Hannity whispers those pearls of wisdom in her ear every night before he leaves her bedroom.