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What's One Super Power You Wish You Had For 24 hours

Laurence Olivier's Skill and Mastery combined with Marlon Brando

by Anonymousreply 36September 2, 2025 1:24 AM

Marlon Brando's what?

by Anonymousreply 1August 30, 2025 10:44 PM

To become Donald Trump so I could commit suicide

by Anonymousreply 2August 30, 2025 11:02 PM

Time travel

by Anonymousreply 3August 30, 2025 11:04 PM

Time travel for sure. However, I would use that power to battle my DL enemies, not really to advance my life or improve humanity in any way.

Okay, maybe I'd pop back real quick to trip Moses as he was coming down Sinai, so he'd break his neck and never deliver those tablets. Three birds with one stone.

by Anonymousreply 4August 30, 2025 11:10 PM

read minds for 24 hours I would go expose every mother fucker I could find out about.

by Anonymousreply 5August 30, 2025 11:12 PM

This promises to be quite a tormented thread.

by Anonymousreply 6August 30, 2025 11:13 PM

1. Time Travel

2. X-Ray vision

3. Invincibility

4. Flying

by Anonymousreply 7August 30, 2025 11:15 PM

I've often fantasised about being able to peer back into the past and see all the lost texts, and then relay that knowledge to our historians so they could be studied. Imagine all those lost Greek plays and Sappho's poems... Those would be my absolute priority.

by Anonymousreply 8August 30, 2025 11:22 PM

Absolutely time travel, but even with the impossibilities implied, I always wonder about language, clothing, money, health, and my ability to record what I saw. That said, I'd first impose a universal ban on slavery (somehow), then get to the bottom of this Jesus thing, right as many historical wrongs that I could think of, and end by strangling Hitler in his crib.

by Anonymousreply 9August 30, 2025 11:45 PM

X-ray vision, and the ability to turn it on (tugging on my left earlobe) and off (tugging on the right).

by Anonymousreply 10August 30, 2025 11:46 PM

R10 is Carol Burnett, owning her perviness.

by Anonymousreply 11August 30, 2025 11:48 PM

Time travel, hands down. But someone should clarify how time travel would work (are we merely observers, etc.)

by Anonymousreply 12August 30, 2025 11:48 PM

Whichever helps me see Chris Messina's cock.

by Anonymousreply 13August 30, 2025 11:51 PM

I'd love to be able to shape shift as anyone. I'd love to be a hot guy for an afternoon to see what it feels like.

by Anonymousreply 14August 31, 2025 12:26 AM

Invisibility

by Anonymousreply 15August 31, 2025 12:28 AM

Time travel, but probably only the past. I wouldn't change anything, just be an invisible observer. Also, kinda like Samantha Stevens be able to snap my fingers and appear anywhere in the world. One night have real Italian and French another night.

by Anonymousreply 16August 31, 2025 12:31 AM

the power to reunite missing and lost pets with their humans

by Anonymousreply 17August 31, 2025 1:09 AM

I would bring Scott H. back to life for 24 hours, and we would have the time of our lives.

by Anonymousreply 18August 31, 2025 1:13 AM

R1.....originallity

by Anonymousreply 19August 31, 2025 2:10 AM

R9, might I interest you in this little gem…

International Association of Time Travelers: Members’ Forum Subforum: Europe – Twentieth Century – Second World War Page 263

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 20August 31, 2025 3:03 AM

Like r15, invisibility. The Invisible Man was always quite intriguing to me. I'd go invisible and collect receipts about everybody who I think needs to be put away. I'd start with POTUS and his cronies of course.

by Anonymousreply 21August 31, 2025 3:31 AM

[quote]Laurence Olivier's Skill and Mastery combined with Marlon Brando

Ham Vs. Prosciutto...

by Anonymousreply 22August 31, 2025 3:46 AM

earrings and caftans!

by Anonymousreply 23August 31, 2025 4:00 AM

Watching Harry And Me-Again dissolve into the beast with two backs

by Anonymousreply 24September 1, 2025 12:20 AM

Watching Laurence Olivier and John Gielgud sing "Brush Up Your Shakespeare" on British and American TV

by Anonymousreply 25September 1, 2025 12:21 AM

Shitting bitcoin.

by Anonymousreply 26September 1, 2025 12:22 AM

Flinging a fist full of fingers into the mugger and watching 500 pounds of shit weight him/she down as it flows out their assholes

by Anonymousreply 27September 1, 2025 12:22 AM

Creating a season of Shakespeare with Marlon Brando playing Macbeth, Hamlet, and King Lear

by Anonymousreply 28September 1, 2025 12:24 AM

Seeing a hot chick walking down the street and snapping my fingers, and having her show up at my door an hour later, and fucking the shit out of her pussy

by Anonymousreply 29September 1, 2025 12:26 AM

^^ Pussy hound alert !!

by Anonymousreply 30September 1, 2025 4:51 AM

R29....FAG....fucking the shit out of her pussy....you mean fucking the shit out of another FAG!

by Anonymousreply 31September 1, 2025 7:57 PM

His pussy is his ass. FAG!!

by Anonymousreply 32September 1, 2025 7:58 PM

Foresight - gamble and invest.

by Anonymousreply 33September 1, 2025 8:34 PM

Telekinesis. I would conquer the world in less than six hours. Bwahahahahaha ...

by Anonymousreply 34September 1, 2025 9:30 PM

Mental ability to "eliminate" the worst people in the world for their crimes, both as individuals in powerful positions, and as groups (murderers, rapists, pedophiles, etc.) and leaving a description of their crimes branded on their foreheads and bodies

The difficulty for me would be in drawing the line of where to stop.

by Anonymousreply 35September 2, 2025 1:14 AM

Mind control. If I can't get a billionaire to give me a cut of their money then I can at least get a few hot dads and hunks I meet on the street to hookup with me throughout the day. I can also get the best agent in Hollywood to spill all the tea and tell me who knows were the bodies are buried so I can get even more gossip.

by Anonymousreply 36September 2, 2025 1:24 AM
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