Stupid fat cunt Dean Cain has injured himself while cosplaying Uber Anglo ICE agent

ICE is now recruiting children. How low is there left to go?

ICE ICE babies, r1

Yes Dean, you're a straight male, you watch college football, you're American, you love being part of that big American straight male group, blah blah blah.

Selfie looks like the ICE Agent hurt himself when half in the bag, falling off the sofa onto the coffee table, watching college football.

Worst superman ever

Did he trip over a meatball sub?

I find it weird when people like him never seem to get that pause where they think: "God, I'm a right cunt, aren't I?"

Brooke Shields' virginity called from the 1980s. It's demanding to be taken away from this ridiculous fat oaf and given instead to a young Matt Dillon.

i smell a worker’s comp scam.

Do doctors normally rip up an old t-shirt to make a sling?

I liked him in Lois and Clark, and in The Broken Hearts Club. Looking at IMDB, I had no idea he was so prolific or religious. I can handle the religious stuff, I guess, but joining ICE is a bridge too far.

LMAO

🤣🤣 fat bastard is probably going for a worker’s comp claim, socialism be damned!

Do we know if he really has been working for ICE? If so what has he been doing for them?

An actual, medical sling costs money. Maybe he doesn't have insurance to cover it? (Though I think Nevada is an Affordable Care state, definitely)

The only ICE Cain is concerned about is ice cream.

[quote] I can handle the religious stuff, I guess, but joining ICE is a bridge too far.

Some of the meanest, cruelest people I’ve ever met were religious.

R17, I agree, but he managed to accrue something like 20 years of credits without me knowing about either his political or religious affiliations. I read that, in The Broken Hearts Club, it had to be explained to him what a bottom was.. So I couldn't help seeing him as ignorant, up until the ICE bombshell.

That little "weekend warrior" who thinks that's going to heel in a couple days if full of it. At his age, that's going to take 6 months! Trust me I know, about the same age, body does not repair fast like when in your youth no matter how much you remember it doing so.

He looks like he's 'fell off' in that head shot.

(clap, clap, clap, clap)

I don't want her-

You can have her-

She's too fat for me!

She's too fat for me! She's too fat for me!

[quote] I read that, in The Broken Hearts Club, it had to be explained to him what a bottom was

Sure, Dean

Cain is not able.

R23 wins.

Really appreciate this has happened to that Fallen-Star-Trump-Sucking-Prick ( little prick )

[points and hysterically guffaws at Dean Cain] [catches breath] [laughing fit returns]

Brooke Shields lost her virginity to him of all men? Oh, honey...😵‍💫😞

Back then it wasn't a bad thing, r26, because he hadn't become repulsive yet, or hid the crazy better, at least.

Jesus must hate Cain.

Otherwise Jesus would have protected him and his potbellied-self from injury.

Did he injure himself running after the ice cream truck?

He was an ICE entertainment girl.

[quote] Otherwise Jesus would have protected him and his potbellied-self from injury.

Or maybe Jesus hurt him to make him a martyr.

That's the thing with religious people or conspiracists. Everything aligns with their agenda.

They must have put him in charge or seizing the illegal Mexican sweets

Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

The Superman curse hits again.

Walls over 4 feet are his cryptonite.

^ Oh Dear.