Should we rehearse for Trump’s death?

What's going to be his death theme song?

"Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" was Thatcher's.

"I'll Be Glad When You're Dead You RascalYou" will do for now.

Trump will fake his death. He will be declared dead, evangelical ministers will pray over his body, he will rise up two days later ( has to outdo the original), and then be declared a god by his "christian" following. That's his dream scenario.

This song will be on 24/7 loop at my house when I read that 'big, beautiful obit'

I hope there are impromptu street parties all over the world when he dies.

Miss Ross

Meanwhile in the White House ….

Unless a group of wronged Democrats carry Dump's roasted body out on a platter with an apple in his mouth, I'm not sure I will believe it.

I think his death will be more of a whimper than a bang. He'll suddenly be admitted to the hospital. A few days will pass. Speculation will run wild. Then the formal announcement and swearing-in ceremony of Vance.

MAGA nation will go into mourning. Everyone else will hold global celebrations the Saturday following the announcement. The nation will feel rudderless for a while as the GOP tears itself apart trying to figure out the path forward. Democrats, of course, will be silent and fail to seize the moment.

A dress rehearsal of his funeral.

The Time Has Come reminds me of my favorite I Love Lucy episode.

I've learned all the words of "No-one Mourns the Wicked".

I don’t need to rehearse. I’ve been ready and waiting for a very long time.

😀🙌🍾🥂🕺

Y M C A dance

While I remain concerned about the Administration's policies, I am particularly concerned about possible inappropriate behavior regarding the President's health.

I will now write a strongly worded letter to Leaders Schumer and Jeffries.

Personally I am looking forward to DL posting "Donald Trump is DEAD to me!" Then I will go for a ride through my neighborhood to see the people dance and applaud and toot their horns.

I should get a playlist together.

CeCe P can kick it off… “Fin-al-ly, na-na-ee, yeh-yeh-ee, oww.” 🎵

We’ll have at least eight posts, in CAPS, screaming he’s dead to me, within the first five minutes. Several will be misspelled, in the haste of being first. A couple won’t be “in the correct form”. Only one will have a link. And one will follow 6 hours later, claiming they did a search first!

I will WW every single one of them R18.

Vairst Letty have plan. Make beeg fooneral for husband.

What’s to get ready. Load up on the baked beans and tell me where that asshole is buried.

I have this fantasy where I'll be sitting at home and suddenly there is a cacophony of car horns and people shouting with glee and the sky is filled with the colorful explosions of fireworks, I hear a brass band and realize there's a parade coming up my street.

Then every possible sound comes out of my phone at once - alarms, calls and text messages.

That's when I'll believe he is dead.

Can't be too ill. He's still golfing.

I'm already practicing...

Lindsey will throw herself on the coffin at the gravesite-that hole is going to HUUUGE.

Laura Loomer will try to drag her off and they’ll both land on top of Dump’s XXXXXXL, gold coffin, legs spread wide. Melania will summon Stephen Miller to her side and tell him to instruct the mourners to start shoveling dirt on top of that pig and his whores.

Beaming with the biggest smile anyone has ever seen on her face, she walks out with Barron, ready to board a flight to New York, where she has an appointment to have botox injected into her vagina.

I’ll be playing this nonstop for a month…

Rozalla will make bank with this:

Oh, R10.