Trump fundraising email: I AM ALMOST DEAD

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SAD!

Where does it say he said he is almost dead?

“Where is Trump?” is now trending on twitter, as the Ogre apparently hasn’t been spotted since Tuesday. Fingers crossed!

Almost isn't good enough!

As deceitful as the MAGAT movement is if he dies in private they and his family will try to keep it a secret as long as possible.

He has appeared heading for golf in Virginia this morning, per this pathetic assl*cking Newsweek story..

I couldn't believe OP's post was real so I went to google and authenticate it. It's real. Widely reported in the christian press and NYT, Guardian etc.

Trump is basically an old-fashioned televangelist preacher and grifter. Instead of religion - he preaches intolerance, anger, hatred and retribution.

I like this reply to the Tweet at op's link.

[quote]I want to try and get to Heaven.

Quite late in the day for such an ambition. Specially given that track record. Amused by the would-be humility of 'try and.' I assume he's trying now to ditch Satan like he dropped mentor Roy Cohn when he was dying of AIDS. What a piece of work this creature is.

Is there an option to purchase a ticket to piss on his grave?

Trump knows that there's a sucker born every minute.

These fundies are so fucking stupid.

They see him as their personal lord and savior, and they will indeed throw money at him "to get him to heaven."

And do you know why?

Because when Trump goes to heaven, he'll put in a good word for them.

IDIOTS!

Remember the opening scene in Superman (the Christopher Reeves version) where the disembodied heads proclaim “guilty” one by one to the villains? I think that’s the likely scenario for Trump and all his minions.

So they polled Christian Trump supporters and found they were bothered by his ungodliness.

I can see this fat pig claiming he’s “born again” and getting baptized in a tacky hotel swimming pool like Tamra Judge.

Honestly… let that odious fucker take ALL their money if that’s what they want.

[quote]I want to try and get to Heaven.

About as much chance as you getting a Nobel Peace Prize.

Try and get to heaven? I thought he’s the type that would just assume he was.

"Fuck off. You're not passing through these pearly gates."

It’s Reeve R13…there is no s.

No bailouts for these MAGA dipshits when the economy crashes. If they can afford to send Dump all of their cash, they can just starve or eat dirt.

[quote]I want to try and get to Heaven.

NARRATOR: Of course, this was a fool's errand.

Wake me when he’s really most sincerely dead.

In Hell, Roy Cohn awaits this fat fuck so Satan can insert his orange melon in his ass every day.

He thinks he can bribe St Peter?

Why am I not surprised

I really, REALLY hope he gets into heaven!

[quote]He thinks he can bribe St Peter?

He'll get Steve Witkoff to handle St Peter, he knows the Middle East. Have him smooth the path to The Deity, for a summit. Just the next level up from Putin, for the great deal-maker.

When is the next episode of South Park dropping? This is free comedy gold for them.

Trump Tower and Casino Hades.

I hope he gets there. I don't want him.

....

Shall I kiss you? Shall I make all of this go away?

And…?

[quote]Dangling in the wind

Pics please.

It can't be cheap, training to ride camels through needle's eyes steeplechase style.

I will donate if he can go like right now.

Get on with it, then.

He got cancer or something. Some life end diagnosis. I know it. That’s why he been talking that Jesus shit lately, and that he wants to become a Christian.

R37 - That's what I keep wondering. It feels like something is "imminent" with the way he's been behaving lately.

I mean, it's always been batshit stuff, but it's weirder now.

Maybe he wants to die before the Epstein stuff comes out.

D-E-M-E-N-T-I-A

That is all.

You'll never get to heaven if you break my heart.

Jesus: “Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”

MAGA Evangelics and Catholics once again ignoring the bible teaching and following the words of Der Fuhrer Trump

Channeling my best Karen Walker voice: "And you thought you can get into heaven wearing a cheap orange spray tan?? Well, you cant."

R37, you mean he wasn’t a Christian all along?!? /clutches pearls

He is trying to get sympathy before Congress gets back and all of the Epstein shit comes back to the fore. By citing heaven, he is hoping that his most important followers, who have become most critical of the Epstein situation, will once again see him as a man of religion and Christian faith.

Trump: I want to try to get to heaven. Does anyone have it on their GPS?

Almost is not good enough, Donald!