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Let’s fix the horrible casting in “Bonfire of the Vanities”

The movie needed a different director, but it really, REALLY needed a completely different cast. It could have been the final, glorious nail in the coffin of the horrible ‘80s.

Here are my pics, truer to the novel. All of these actors would have been more or less age-appropriate in the early 90s. Substantial parts only.

Anthony Heald as Sherman McCoy, the bumbling WASP bond trader and defendant

Sean Young as Maria Ruskin, the actual driver and Sherman’s mistress

Meg Ryan as Judy McCoy, Sherman’s materialistic wife

Tim Curry as Peter Fallow, British tabloid journalist in NYC

Dennis Franz as Larry Kramer, the ADA prosecutor

David Margulies as Judge Kovitsky

Denis Leary as Tommy Killian, Sherman’s lawyer

William Macy as Detective Martin

Carl Weathers as Reverend Bacon, community activist

Heald has the perfect look right down to the chin, and he plays pompous, clueless people so well. Sean Young is a dark beauty like Maria, is southern and can play a firecracker well.

I wish I could Time Machine Judy Greer back to 1990 because she’d be PERFECT as Sherman’s wife Judy, but without her I think Meg Ryan could do it.

Rev Bacon was very hard to do. There were only a handful of black film actors back then. People talk about woke casting and all that shit today, but we are so much better off in that regard today.

Ok, remember you’re casting this 35 years ago. Who would you pick?

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by Anonymousreply 20August 29, 2025 11:49 PM

You fix the casting, I'll fix the horrible script.

by Anonymousreply 1August 29, 2025 12:18 AM

Lucy was originally cast as Maria but Gary talked her out of it.

by Anonymousreply 2August 29, 2025 12:20 AM

Veronica Hamel as the materialistic wife.

by Anonymousreply 3August 29, 2025 12:22 AM

Interesting choice r3 although to me VH has always had a femme fatale-ishness to her.

by Anonymousreply 4August 29, 2025 1:19 AM

R1, you’re a better gay than I.

by Anonymousreply 5August 29, 2025 1:19 AM

Why not keep Judy Greer and cast the project as a contemporary limited run streaming series?

by Anonymousreply 6August 29, 2025 1:27 AM

I can’t even remember the original cast. Did Melanie Griffith play some Hasidic Jew?

by Anonymousreply 7August 29, 2025 1:36 AM

Heald isn't really sexy and McCoy needs to be that as well as supremely smug. I thought of William Hurt.

by Anonymousreply 8August 29, 2025 1:44 AM

Tom Hanks in anything to me is an automatic pass. I've never seen this film.

by Anonymousreply 9August 29, 2025 1:51 AM

R7, it was Tom Hanks as Sherman, Melanie Griffith as Maria, Kim Cattrall as Judy, Bruce Willis as the tabloid reporter (whose name changed I think), and Morgan Freeman as the judge.

All of these casting choices were absolutely preposterous.

[Quote] Heald isn't really sexy and McCoy needs to be that as well as supremely smug.

I don’t remember Sherman as being especially sexy in the book. And Heald wasn’t bad looking in his prime.

by Anonymousreply 10August 29, 2025 3:06 AM

On what planet would Heald be considered to lead a high profile movie?

by Anonymousreply 11August 29, 2025 3:53 PM

Yes you’re right r11 — let’s cast maybe Tom Hanks instead. He’d be perfect. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 12August 29, 2025 3:55 PM

Tim Curry would have been excellent. Or Richard E. Grant.

by Anonymousreply 13August 29, 2025 5:05 PM

William Hurt would have been the perfect Sherman McCoy.

Sorry, OP, but Heald is a terrible idea. McCoy is supposed to be fuckable, for starters.

by Anonymousreply 14August 29, 2025 5:08 PM

William Hurt would have been the perfect Sherman McCoy.

Sorry, OP, but Heald is a terrible idea. McCoy is supposed to be fuckable, for starters.

by Anonymousreply 15August 29, 2025 5:08 PM

Yeah, that’s how much I hate the Heald casting idea, heh heh

by Anonymousreply 16August 29, 2025 5:12 PM

I didn't get the sense that McCoy is supposed to be fuckable. Wolfe went out of his way to establish Maria's hotness but he was either indifferent or critical when it came to the other characters.

by Anonymousreply 17August 29, 2025 6:28 PM

R17, nobody can be “Master of the Universe” without being fuckable. If Bonfire had been shot five or ten years ago Bradley Cooper would have been great.

by Anonymousreply 18August 29, 2025 8:58 PM

Dianne Brill should have played Melanie Griffith's part.

by Anonymousreply 19August 29, 2025 10:14 PM

[Quote] Sorry, OP, but Heald is a terrible idea. McCoy is supposed to be fuckable, for starters.

It’s very funny that gay men make any male main character fuckable, whether he actually is described as such or not.

Hurt would have many of the same issues Hanks did. While he wasn’t Americas favorite son like Hanks was in the 80s, he would have been hard to sell as a bond trader douche in the 80s. That’s why I chose Heald. (Hurt played darker characters later in his career.)

Sherman is the central character but he’s not really a protagonist per se.

by Anonymousreply 20August 29, 2025 11:49 PM
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