URETHRA INQUIRY

She was the Queen of Soul.

Heads up OP. If you do not have a pretty dick, don't post pictures of it. TIA!

Are you cut? If so, they did you a huge disservice.

When you pee, it will wash out. Or just get someone to suck it

[Quote] When you pee, it will wash out.

—Matthew 5:30

OP, it’s like trying to put toothpaste back into the tube. Shit doesn’t just fall down into the thing.

Use loads of luxurious, lugubrious, thick and creamy lotions.

I really wish you’d used a more attractive picture. Thanks for adding a link, I guess.

What planet are you from?

Mr. Richard Fedder of Fort Lee New Jersey writes in and asks, “Dear Rosanne Rosannadanna . . .”

No planet r9, the island of Eleuthera.

Urinate after ejaculating. Solve a lot of potential problems.

Stop and think, OP. If lubricant was an irritant people wouldn't use it in their nether regions. Yes, some may get inside the urethra -but it doesn't matter. It does no harm, and is easily removed by ejaculating (or even heavy precum) or later when you urinate.

Related: this is why you have to be very careful using soap as lube for fucking or jerking off. Soap in your urethra burns like hell.

Lube is used to insert catheters up into the bladder, it's harmless.

The problem are bacteria that can crawl up there during (prolonged) sex.

R1 😂 I love you.

That is one seriously ugly dick

Plenty material gets into your urethra during sex. Lube is not much to be worried about since it's rather sterile. But you'd be shocked how many men end up with kidney infections from topping someone who didn't prepare properly (anal douche) bareback, and not having a good pee afterward. If one speck of fecal matter from the bottom gets into your urethra and you don't wash it out fast through urination it will travel up the urethra and into the kidney and cause a really nasty infection. Another way men get kidney infections is letting the head of their penis touch the toilet water after they've defecated and not pissing afterward. That's one of the quickest ways to get something nasty in your urethra.

Oh peeL

Dear R1,

Thank you.❤️

[Quote] Another way men get kidney infections is letting the head of their penis touch the toilet water after they've defecated

Why would anyone DO that?

National Lampoon had a parody issue in the early 70s and one of the characters in it was a black woman named "Urethra Shorter."

What does that say about shitty diapers?

There is only one sure way to roto rooter your dick after sex.......

[quote] Why would anyone DO that?

it's not that easy for a big boy to sit on the toilet to do poopydoops and keep his junk from hanging, and the way American toilets are built it's very easy for their junk to touch the water level. European toilets don't have the high water levels in the bowl like ours do. There are negatives to having a large member.

One flush oral, two flushes anal.

That's what they say, r24, but it means they shit their pants and left it there all day thinking no one noticed the awful stink. Then their dick got covered in old people's excrement.

Who's Zoomin Who?

That glans is a fivehead!

Hell Mutt Hay-id.