Easy lunches for the busy back to school / work season

This isn’t a mommy blog. Fuck off frau or Frau best friend.

R1 You don't pack a lunch for work ? You're not aware that there are members on this forum that have children?

You're a shut-in, aren't you ? You can be honest with us.

R2 Im sure there is very very small minority of posters with grade school kids, mostly fraus. I guess maybe a handful of married gay men. I feel like most of the gays who post with children, are divorced and their kids are now adults. Most of the lesbians who post here always say they’re childless.

I am most definitely not a shut in, you dumb cunt. Shall we take a poll?

Anyone who needs a recipe to fix any of those lunches should probably stick to buying their lunch.

The shrimp in particular will travel well in the lunch sack.

R5 In one of those temp controlled lunch packs it would. No one uses a brown paper bag anymore. Lunch sacks have come a long, long, way and it's a big business.

Am I reading my mom's Good Housekeeping from 1982?

R7 Why would you be reading your Mom's GH magazines at all ?

Kids loving eating shrimp and rice in their school lunches.

Are you trying to kill the children?!?!?!

I memba when I changed form private to public elementary schools. My bougie ass was stranding my lunch with the projectish chirren’. Though most of the student body was more upper echelon than me, on paper.

Trading not stranding

Office workers love reheating shrimp in the break room microwave.

If you're packing shrimp for lunch, thank God Labor Day is upon us and the controversial no white pants after kicks in.

Back to school? Really?

I fondly remember preparing zip-lock baggies of hearty soups and stews for my son Blairedon.

Sure, some kids made fun of his endive salads, but his poops were judged the healthiest by our school nurse!

This Megan

OMG thanks SO MUCH for all these super helpful kiddo lunch ideas!! I can’t wait to try them!!

As a child, I carted lunch meat sandwiches to school in a lunch bag, slathered with mayonnaise, and completely unrefrigerated for hours until lunchtime. Strangely, I don't remember any cases of severe stomach consequences. Now I don't dare. I don't work normal hours, so I do brown bag it, but almost always something that can sit out, such as a PB and J sandwich and an apple.

My sister froze juice boxes to act as refrigerant in her kids' lunches

R19 Same with me ! Life was so simple back then.

Most kids will throw that stuff in the trash, claim they ate it, but just cadge pizza and snacks from their friends.

You'll have peanut butter and jelly on Wonder bread and you'll LIKE it.

Not a single one of those recipes looks like anything that would be appropriate for any school-age child's lunch.

Sounds like leftovers. When I was given leftovers my grandmother slipped me a dew bucks to buy some cafeteria food.

Not even rice looks like couscous. Awful dragging stinky shrimps out on a communal table.

Stealth Gerg thread.

Are you a mom who's always on the go? Grab a line of cocaine and suppress that appetite until dinner time. You can fix your husband a drink looking slim and healthy!

Lunchtime favorite

Tell me, what is this thing you call “lunch”? Will it bring my mama back? Please!