Virginia Man Concocts Violently Elaborate Scheme to Bump Off Wife, Escape with Brazilian Doxy
Fresh off yesterday's headline in Wisconsin, we have another sick asshole straight guy.
This one was porking the Brazilian "au pair," and needed a quick way to get rid of the wife. So he set up a fake profile on FetLife, using his wife's pictures, and lured some poor sap to the house as part of a baroque KNIFEPOINT RAPE FANTASY. Posing as his wife, he told this guy to sneak into the house wielding a knife, head for the master bedroom, and commence sexual hijinks. "If I pretend to scream and fight back, just get deeper into it. I want it hardcore!"
The man and his Brazilian hooer then burst into the room, killed the wife and the pervert, and called the cops. They told authorities they found the wife dead, and fought the pervert before stabbing him in quasi- self defense.
It all came unraveled when the chippy changed her story and flipped on her paramour.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 27, 2025 6:22 PM
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Sorry, correction: They SHOT the pervert.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 27, 2025 4:36 PM
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This’ll make a helluva limited series.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 27, 2025 4:45 PM
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Do all nannies and au pairs have to fuck their employers? Is it a rule of some sort?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 27, 2025 4:49 PM
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It's so funny when average schmucks think they can pull off elaborate schemes like this. Like honey, if you were that sly, you wouldn't have gotten trapped into marriage in the first place.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 27, 2025 4:50 PM
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Don’t women ever learn? You NEVER hire a young, pretty girl to do anything in your home.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 27, 2025 5:08 PM
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Everybody loves a Brazilian.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 27, 2025 5:12 PM
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I cannot tolerate selfish people, and it's a damn-good thing that I can't! What a fucking asshole to do this horrible thing! I hope they didn't have children!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 27, 2025 5:36 PM
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[quote]I hope they didn't have any children!
What do you think the au pair was for?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 27, 2025 5:40 PM
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Oh my fucking god. I wish I hadn't read that.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 27, 2025 5:51 PM
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R8 I do love those unhappily married couples who hire a nanny when they don't have any kids. Or a Latino poolboy when they live in an apartment.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 27, 2025 5:55 PM
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I only skimmed the article when I commented
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 27, 2025 6:08 PM
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Dick urges really make a man go crazy.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 27, 2025 6:14 PM
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Not entirely off topic, but I worked in an open-plan design office. There were about 10 people. One new guy, kinda mousey straight but very nice, told us he was going to Columbia to get his wife, whom he married about a month before he started working with us. He showed us wedding photos. She was a flat-out 10. Then he got back, and she settled in. He would then, after a month, come in disheveled and tired-looking. He said that his wife did not want to sleep in the same bed, because she liked space, and he slept on the couch.
Thats when me and my friends started doing the looking at each other with the WTF eyes.
A month later, he said that her cousin, a guy, was going to move in from Colombia. Saw pics of him. What a cousin. This arrangement lasted for about a year, until he began crying at work. My very blunt friend took him outside for about an hour and explained what was happening to him. Also, to get a divorce and kick her and the "cousin" out.
He finally did, but was financially fucked.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 27, 2025 6:22 PM
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