Tom Cruise looks darling with new hairdo

Thanks, Tom’s PR team!

But even in heels he's barely over 5 foot . :)

He's clearly developed a dad bod to go with the shag hairdo.

Poor thing!

He does look like he's put on weight. The dog is cute.

10 years younger than what?

He’s transin’!

r5, than Eva Marie Saint

Nice rug!

I liked that hairdo when Florence Henderson had it in 1974

And was she glad to get rid of it!

Still has a hairpiece. And the longer hair just looks scraggly and unkempt.

He's 63 and looks good - but not great like he used to.

He always got on my nerves - how America fell in love with this basket case weirdo Scientologist is beyond me. I could see through his fake shit 40 years ago.

He never looks relaxed.

[quote] The dog is cute.

Which one?

He must spend a fortune on wigs.

Why is he wearing Cuban heels on a private jet?

He needs his own line of wigs, like Raquel Welch

Love how the girlfriend is struggling with the two dogs and he could care less as he smiles at some dude

...or Ava Gabor, R16.

He's starting to resemble the character he played in Tropic Thunder. With hair.

[quote] He needs his own line of wigs

As long as they’re not of the quality of a $5.99 McCrory's wig!

His grandaughter is cute.

R14- I don't mind his wigs as long as they're not

RATTY KOREAN WIGS

Look at that mafuckin body language. Sorry Tom. Won’t blast you again.

With that helmet hair he resembles cook Mary Ann Esposito from PBS. Is she still alive?

He looks like a middle-aged woman.

And I should know.

He looks nuts. Ana looks lovely as usual, but I question her mental state for becoming this closely associated to such a crackpot, especially given the public documented history. She must be getting paid big.

[quote] Won’t blast you again.

What does that mean?

He's playing Typhoid Mary in a gritty new historical thriller.

Ana's first husband is very cute but he pings HARD. Maybe she has a thing for gay men.

No, Ana's pants are ridiculous. Tom is too, obviously.

I've never seen anyone else whose looks could be improved by a buccal fat removal procedure

How Beatles of him!

Mr. ray's Wig World? I'm looking for a new look in my hairpieces! I want to look just like Karen Valentine circa 1973!

R26 I'm guessing she's looking at what Penelope Cruz did with it. A few years at most, boost your profile and get a swing at bigger parts.

What kind of dogs are those???

I wish he would just let himself age and take interesting parts. He can be so good and charismatic.

No comment.

In spite of his best efforts, I think in real light he looks exactly his age. If he had gray hair he *really* would, of course.

[quote]Tom Cruise looks darling

"Looks darling?" Are you 900,000 years old? You sound like Harriet Nelson.

He looks like a lesbian.

He's her fame, and she's his game.

She is greedy, and he got no shame.

She’s holding two bags and two dogs and Tom— nothing .

Why does it feel like they're passing her around?

He looks a little puffy.

She’s now grandpa’s dog sitter.

Is that his daughter?

Ana is a gorgeous woman. She even looks chic to me in those ridiculous jeans. Tom looks haggard, craggy, and plump, and that Party City wig is beyond offensive. I am assuming she's being groomed to be his next Xenu goddess, which is just sad.

Ana has become a kind of rehabilitation for problematic men.

Nice high heels, Tom.

The question is… It's 2025 and there are still famous women getting romantically involved with Tom Cruise? 💀

At least they're the same height.

What cosmetic surgery did he undergo between The Outsiders and Top Gun?

R39 are you deaf to amusing lexical word play?

Look, it's Dudley Moore, only fatter!

Those rented prop dogs look nervous.

He looks disheveled & pathetic. An old man desperately trying to look young.

Bitch stole my look.

Thanks, R57! My first LOL of the day.

He's turned into a lesbian gym teacher.

"Hey Tom, can you stop flirting with that dude and help me with the dogs and these fucking bags?"

He's venturing into Mickey Rourke territory.

Shit, R61 -- I thought you were going to say "Mickey Rooney."

I think it would have been more apt.

The dogs look like they've had enough of this shit.

R63. Tom could never handle a bitch.

I thought he was Dame Eileen Atkins.

R62 Actually I think Mickey Deans would have been even more apt.

MIckey Deans, ladies and gentlemen

OMG Joyce Dewitt!! I love your work!!

His hair or wig IS better than Keith Urban's.

Urban and Cruise are both tragically bewigged

And very short

Is this for the gay remake of "Shampoo"?