Taylor and Travis are engaged!

This wedding is going to be more overexposed and tedious than any British royal family wedding.

I bet the bitch has already sold the filming rights to Netflix.

I welcome this for the excruciating agony it will inflict on Magats.

Is there any fame whore celebrity who has been in more high profile faked relationships then Taylor Swift. Maybe Pete Davidson ?

I predict a small, private wedding. Like John John’s.

Married in 2026. Divorced in 2027. The inevitable album covering it will be released in 2028; it will have 55 tracks, 20 cover variations, and 40 bonus tracks.

Taylor Swift needs to get married and have a child since she is approaching 40.

KarTrashJenner and Ratboy are next!

This wedding will never happen. But the PR generated by the engagement will make us all pray for death.

Interesting timing, right after her album release and great staged photo shoot. Everything for attention.

Isn’t this what finally ends a relationship?

Who the fuck cares?!

PRENUP

This wedding will be this century’s Di and Charles’ spectacular

Speaking of gym teachers and English teacher getting married.

At my high school, a young, smoking hot gym teacher joined when I was a junior. Soon afterwards, he and the English teacher were soon seen hanging around together. On a 3-day field trip to Washington DC, where they were among the chaperones, they were never seen at all (they apparently spent the trip fucking in the hotel room). They got engaged after two years.

Look at his hands…

She could do better.

If my gym teacher had looked like that I might have stopped skipping the stupid class.

R 6 is right. She’s either pregnant or she wants to be within a year. That’s the only reason they would want/need to get married at this point.

Have they waited this long to consumate the relationship?

Will Blake be receiving a Save The Date card?

Interesting timing after she wasn’t invited to Selena’s bachelorette party as well as Zoe Kravitz dating Harry Styles.

Magats r2 ? She's a republicunt !

Just in time for NFL season but of course they’re totally a legit couple.

I don't think she is actually r22. She openly supported Kamala Harris last year.

Will the wedding be a page straight out of the bearding playbook?

Venice or Lake Como setting.

Paparazzi welcome as well as public spectators. Privacy not necessary. Backgrid already has their prime picture taking spot reserved.

People magazine photo spread with all festivities including ceremony and reception.

R15 Word is that he is huge down there.

R26 I volunteer to find out!

Ah yes r24, the whole "well I did my research and I'll vote for Kamala" last minute thing that had little to no impact on her brainwashed fans. Since then ? Nothing. Absolutely zero statement on the current shitholification of the US, and now that two-faced bitch is planning to marry a mongoloid magat ? She's a fucking billionaire, she's no democrat.

Could they become some sort of Britney and K-Fed 2.0 after they get married? I hope so.

I somehow doubt they will make it to the altar. She needs material for her next wildly overrated album a year or so from now. And we know where most of her (middling) songwriting inspiration comes from.

Taylor, enjoy Travis’ impending CTE!

Well ok r28, without a doubt but she still supported Harris. She also supported a Democratic candidate against horrid Martha Blackburn in TN a few years ago, to the chagrin of many of her right-wing fans. She's come down on the progressive side before in elections, even if it hurt the conservative elements of her fanbase.

It's more than most other MOR entertainers, many with much lower profiles.

[quote]that two-faced bitch is planning to marry a mongoloid magat ? She's a fucking billionaire, she's no democrat.

Tap the brakes, Mary. She's never been MAGA.

And yes, there are very wealthy Democrats.

Have you already forgotten this?

Well mazel tov to the happy couple! I agree that she probably wants a baby, but she's insanely rich so she can afford to take off some time (and then write songs about how Travis & the kid get on her nerves)

Gotta love Rovell.

It's funny. Some people think MAGA will be outraged. Others are outraged because they think Travis is MAGA. Me? I couldn't care less, but know I will be exposed to every aspect of the wedding. It will be unavoidable. Maybe she can sell tickets to a wedding tour.

Now, I want more than ever for Chiefs to not win Super Bowl LX, LXI, LXII and beyond (as long as that fame whoring wigger still plays)

All her prior boyfriends are breathing a sigh of relief.

Photographers were right there in the bushes but yes of course she didn’t know…

Don't be a chump, Trav, by insisting on paying fir everything. That chick has a billion dollars. Put on some overalls, dude, and make like Pa Kettle!

The ring is hideous.

Where's all this MAGA nonsense coming from? Didn't the MAGAts have a meltdown when he did that COVID vax PSA? Didn't they have a meltdown when she encouraged her fans to register to vote? Hasn't Trump bleated out his hatred for her multiple times?

You just know that she’s already writing songs about their divorce.

As long as she doesn't cover Tammy's.

vomit

Sooooooooooooooooooo fucking sick of these twats.

[quote]Ah yes [R24], the whole "well I did my research and I'll vote for Kamala" last minute thing that had little to no impact on her brainwashed fans. Since then ? Nothing. Absolutely zero statement on the current shitholification of the US, and now that two-faced bitch is planning to marry a mongoloid magat ? She's a fucking billionaire, she's no democrat.

I hate to rain on your hate-filled parade, R28, but yes, she is a democrat.

He's not MAGA. His whole family is liberal.

They should get married on July 4, 2026.

Better yet, wed on June 14 and host a parade in D.C.

More for R28. From 2019: 2008 was her first time voting, and she voted for Obama.

[quote]There’s literally nothing worse than white supremacy. It’s repulsive. There should be no place for it. Really, I keep trying to learn as much as I can about politics, and it’s become something I’m now obsessed with, whereas before, I was living in this sort of political ambivalence, because the person I voted for had always won. We were in such an amazing time when Obama was president because foreign nations respected us. We were so excited to have this dignified person in the White House. My first election was voting for him when he made it into office, and then voting to re-elect him. I think a lot of people are like me, where they just didn’t really know that this could happen. But I’m just focused on the 2020 election. I’m really focused on it. I’m really focused on how I can help and not hinder. Because I also don’t want it to backfire again, because I do feel that the celebrity involvement with Hillary’s campaign was used against her in a lot of ways.

I mean I guess. I never thought she’d get married cause breaking up and writing songs about how men suck is her bread and butter.

I still don’t believe they’re a real couple.

You bitches are so grumpy and harsh. I’m happy for them.

R53 believes in the tooth fairy

R53 Hi, Donna Kelce!!

Taylor has the kind of fame that no other female artist has obtained. Shesup there with Elvis and The Beatles.

Congrats to them.

R56 Taylor Swift

The photo from the instagram post of the closeup of the ring….the watch being so visible in the background is giving the vibe of a sponsored post to me. Gross.

She'll be 36 in a few months. Too late to hard launch a new relationship and she can't keep writing about her "boyfriends" when she's 40, so he's it! Her other "boyfriends" got really tired of her really quick. Travis is like Kate Middleton - in it for the status and easily controllable.

[quote]I predict a small, private wedding. Like John John’s.

You're very optimistic. I predict 'no wedding at all'. They will split up and remain 'best friends'.

Will Aaron Rodgers and his invisible wife be invited to the ceremony?

Will the Swift army follow the leader?

Memories...

Light the corners of my mind.....

Misty, watercolor memories......

Welcome to the lavender marriage club!

[quote]Travis is like Kate Middleton - in it for the status and easily controllable.

Weird comment, considering being Princess of Wales and eventually Queen is actually a public role, effectively a job, with huge levels of pressur that it completely changes your life. It's a little more than "status", and it's not like she can just use any "status" to get bookings in restaurants or invited to the best parties.

Also, maybe Travis actually loves Taylor? Just a thought.

If the wedding is in Watch Hill. RI, I hope our infamous assistant AG crashes it and asks, "Do you know who I am ? I'm the AG..." That will surely get her in the door.

Nice. I’ll be avoiding it at all costs but nice.

R66: I don't think Taylor and Travis are gay but they're both definitely huge publicity whores.

I give it 2 years. I keep thinking Travis is going to get injured and permanently disabled and gain a lot of weight. Taylor will need to divorce him pay much $$$$$ to get out of the marriage.

[quote] Taylor has the kind of fame that no other female artist has obtained.

How fascinating, R56. Tell me more.

R66, Karlie Kloss would like a word. 😜

I am making a novena for a sex tape. PLEASE!!!?? It would be a best seller, . She could even do a soundtrack.

Taylor Lautner???

If she eventually gets married, then it will be a good time for some of her exes to come out already.

Specially: Tom Hiddleston and Jake Gyllenhaal.

I still find this odd considering EVERY other woman Travis dated was Black and buxom

Her bearding is legendary. Jake, Taylor. Tom, Harry Styles. John Mayer (bisexual but did it even happen?). Did I get them all?

There goes my chance to eat Travis' hairy hole - (oh wait, he's on the DL)

She has dated a number of celebrities, including Joe Jonas in 2008, Taylor Lautner and John Mayer in 2009, Jake Gyllenhaal in 2010, Conor Kennedy and Harry Styles in 2012 and Calvin Harris from 2015 to 2016. She then dated actor Tom Hiddleston for three months in 2016. She began a relationship with Joe Alwyn in 2016 and they broke up in March 2023. She briefly dated Matty Healy in 2023. In mid-2023, she became romantically linked with NFL superstar Travis Kelce and she was seen cheering for him at one of his games in September of that year. In August 2025, the couple announced their engagement.

Smells fishy

I’m sending her that ratty old fucking scarf as a wedding present.

There’s childlike quality to both of them and the romance feels very twee. I’m rooting for them, even if they’re just vibing and being besties.

That Himbo just SCORED a BILLIONAIRE!

Probably his best core of his life. His million dollar salary is a drop in the bucket by comparison.

If they end up with an even remotely attractive live-in maid or nanny, I think this could turn into a staff- banging Schwarzeneggery scandal.

I doubt that R85. Schwarzenegger was a sketchy roid addicted B actor long before his marriage. Travis does not seem like the type. Plus Taylor is someone attractive and young that straight men like. And she's super rich. Maria was none of those. All she had was the Kennedy name and was very thin.

I give it 5 years before she releases 78 variants of her Brave Single Mom album.

[quote] I welcome this for the excruciating agony it will inflict on Magats.

Who do you think his fans are?

Taylor and Travis came out for Kamala. Just because he's straight sports star does not mean everyone of his fans are MAGA. Most straight guys including Democrats watch sports.

Are we calling them Trailer?

r85, have you seen the mother of Joseph Baena?

I think they’re perfect for another. Congrats! 🎊🎉

The ring is hideous, however, at least it’s not as bad as that ring Justin Theroux gave Jennifer Aniston.

R72, Madonna was never as famous as Taylor or even Beyonce.

[quote]Taylor has the kind of fame that no other female artist has obtained. Shes up there with Elvis and The Beatles.

That's a bit exaggerated. She's certainly one of the biggest artists of the current era, male or female. Oasis however already outstripped her concert demand records in Europe this summer, and may outgross her there. They won't do that in North America.

[quote] Madonna was never as famous as Taylor or even Beyonce.

Stop smoking grass.

That's a big ass ring! Even though I hate the whole blood diamond thing I have a hard time seeing value with those lab created diamonds. I need help

they look compatible.

But seems like all his previous gfs are black?

[quote]She's certainly one of the biggest artists of the current era, male or female. Oasis however already outstripped her concert demand records

While I disagree with the poster who likened her fame to Elvis and the Beatles, comparing the concert demand of someone who tours regularly to a reunion between two bickering brothers who haven't toured together in over 15 years isn't equal.

r98 bickering uggo yobs they may be, but their reunion tour is the biggest thing to happen in the UK in years. The ticket demand far outstripped demand for Swift's shows - something like 20% of the UK population tried to obtain tickets. When the grosses are counted, they're expected to surpass hers from last year, which held the previous record.

They will likely do 4 or 5 consecutive nights at Knebworth next year, another record.

British friends are amazed are the cultural impact the recent shows have had. It's all London could talk about at the end of July. Nineties Britpop nostalgia is a real thing and in full swing over there.

What are they engaged in arrangement wise?

I fucking hate oasis, I hope they kill each other on stage.

r99, Taylors demand would be 5x bigger than theirs if she took 15 years off touring.

Its funny how the media tries to manufacture a narrative that Beyonce is the new Michael Jackson but Taylor Swift clearly is.

the prenup is gonna be 1000 pages long LOL.

Kelce's current net worth is estimated between 70 and 100 million. He'll be fine if/when a divorce might happen, no matter what a prenup might outline.

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