Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Movies for Cheap Cunts: 1955's Teen-Age Crime Wave (MST3K Edition)

Another freebie on YouTube.

This Fifties classic feeds on suburban paranoia about violent teens and letting your daughters go out with friends they barely know. An innocent but rather dim brunette goes on a double date with a girlfriend, and it turns into a violent mugging. She is arrested merely for being there, and her parents dump her in jail in two seconds. And then the real action begins.

It's got everything: A fight scene in a women's prison. A suit made of pressed oatmeal. Cher references. And a salty little fireplug named Terry who is just trashy enough to be your favorite gun moll. The teen criminals flee the cops and take an inexplicably ANCIENT farm couple hostage, so it becomes more "Weekend at Bernie's" than "Bonnie & Clyde." But then the old folks' hunky grandson shows up to kick some ass and rescue the innocent dame. The bad boy ringleader, replete in leather jacket and greasy hair that's almost but not quite ethnic, is easily the worst actor in the picture.

"He'll never touch you, Terry. You're dirt!"

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 1August 26, 2025 2:54 AM

I can't wait to watch this one. MST3K cracks me up especially after a few puffs. Thanks OP

by Anonymousreply 1August 26, 2025 2:54 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!