Barron Trump - NYU Ladies Man

They really manipulated that photo to give him normal affect.

I have had him.

Just like his dad.

Creepy.

Honestly, I can believe it. People are attracted to celebrity and power. Even if he's only a celeb one step removed, his father is the President - and even as repugnant as Donald is, again, he's still president. And, Barron isn't hideous, he's tall, and who knows, maybe he actually has a decent personality among his peers.

Just remember the advice your old man gave you, "Grab'em by the pussy, they like that."

I'm not surprised he's popular with the girls.

He's really tall and practically a prince.

Every once and a while I check to see if there is any scandalize news about him on YouTube. All I ever see post after post created by anonymous AI accounts of him being seen with some princess he's never even met, benevolent gestures to homeless people, and a booming singing career.

I don't know who's posting all that crap but I would not be surprised that like father like son. It's so cheesy and pathetic looking. As are the MAGA responses saying he's so handsome, intelligent, ladies man and should run for president when he's older. Never have I seen a real post with him dating anyone. Dude is a virgin and an Incel.

There is zero evidence in that article that he has any friends much less any girlfriends.

I am Barton’s one true letty love.

Did "John Barron" write this?

Mel's retarded anchor baby, that blank, dead-eyed stare.

[quote]I'm not surprised he's popular with the girls.

Nice try Barron.😂😂😂 ✋🍆💦💦

That poor kid - he looks like his dad.

The real question is, is he a top or a bottom?

The Trump fuggo genes are strong.

My first thought looking at that story: There is a totally cliché L&O SVU story waiting to happen. And his character will not be the victim.

Is there any erotic Barron Trump fan fiction out there?

Would anyone really want to go on a date with Barron given that the Secret Service would be tagging along, watching every move, ready to swoop if you even caressed his hair wrong?

Short Bus looks like his hideous grandfather.

Does he still play/follow soccer?

His father, while welcoming the Wayne Rooney family to a WH Christmas party, said to the boy "See, I told you soccer players get the most beautiful women!" Mrs. Rooney was not amused!

What a pig! No boundaries. Remember the time he performed tasteless, age-inappropriate jokes at the Boy Scouts' Jamboree?

He keeps posting cheesy AI videos trying to link himself to famous people or rising stars in social media hoping anyone will pay attention to him riding their coat tails. His latest fake AI videos has a fake fight with Jasmine Crockett. And there are more than a few.

It's not working Barron, maybe try studding harder in school and get a real job instead of trying to become an a-hole influencer and media whore like your father.

[wuote]R4 who knows, maybe he actually has a decent personality among his peers.

Don’t you imagine he comes across as at least mildly retarded? That would be a drag to hang out with…

He’s still a virgin

This place is turning into cheap MAGA gossip a lot faster than I expected.

What is his Secret Service code name?

[quote] even liberal people like him!

They dont want to be fed to alligators

He’s such a sweet kid. If I was 40 years younger, he’d make a fabulous gentleman caller.

[quote]What is his Secret Service code name?

Shitt off the old block.

Even autistic kids need love

Something tells me his friends, like his father's, are likely imaginary.

Is dump dead yet?

[QUOTE]anonymous AI accounts of him being seen with some princess he's never even met, benevolent gestures to homeless people, and a booming singing career.

Oh, God. Really? That's scary. Can you tell if they're lovelorn MAGA teen girls from places where boys have the "Cletus-look" that comes from consanguinity? Or worse, fraus. Who does this? That's obsessive.

Shouldn’t we try to respect children. He just recently became an adult.

Is his nickname "Lurch the Lech?"

[quote]What is his Secret Service code name?

Big Tard

[quote] who knows, maybe he actually has a decent personality among his peers.

You know, if he actually is a decent human being, rejecting pretty much everything his entire family did and does, how would he be able to live and march to his own drum? That would be a Frederick the Great situation. He wouldn't be able to escape his overbearing family, and certainly not his family's reputation. He would be measured by his family's misdeed's no matter what. He is no James Murdoch. He could move to a European monastery, but that's pretty much his only chance.

"He just recently became an adult"

Then he's not a child.

Where was the respect his father's regime has for children when they rounded them up? Where are those kids now? Disappeared. Do we even know if they are still alive?

He's older than the Epstein-trafficked girls his father fucked by several years. To say nothing of his half sister Ivanka.

If he's an adult he can speak up. If he has any language skills.

We've never heard a nice thing about him. In fact, he enthusiastically supported his father's last Presidential campaign.

Gross

How soon before Donald insists that People name Barron the sexiest man alive?

[quote]R33 Shouldn’t we try to respect children. He just recently became an adult.

I really don't care, do u?

At one time, before Trump's first term, a music teacher friend (piano), a longtime fixture in the East Village and well-known for working wonders with talented kids, told me about attempts at Barron's school to involve him in music. Apparently some non-verbal children on the spectrum benefit greatly from music study.

This friend never got to meet him but was told "the mother" was all for it but Donald didn't want his kids wasting their time on anything artistic.

Friend's feeling at the time was that Donald was in denial about his son's issues. Not uncommon among fathers

Friend says most of his pupils are rich kids on the spectrum and that music helps them open up.

Ugly AF

I wonder if he speaks English with an accent.

That often happens when foreign WHORES raise their American-born kid in a language bubble.

I hit you with bag r46!

R46 I will never forget the level of embarrassment Trump displayed when Larry King pointed out that little 5 yr old Barron spoke with a Slovenian accent. Trump was so ashamed and tried to hide it 😂. They know damn well that as rich as they are, his diction should have been better than that and he should not have been walking around in them Park Avenue streets sounding like some dusty foreign peasant.

WTF do they think they're fooling?!

This is the most ridiculous propaganda. All of the mainstream media, right down to "People 'Magazine,'" is nothing but state media now. This is like some North Korea propaganda outlet swooning over "Dear Leader's" designated heir.

Like mother like son. Melania looks like she's quite spectrum-bound herself -- robotic as though she adheres to memorized scripts to navigate things. I remember her first roommate, a photographer, said to Vanity Fair that she couldn't be successful as a model because she was so stiff and unemotive. And quiet. Spoke only when she was spoken to.

He is better looking than his half brothers.

That's like saying he's better looking than most burn victims.

There's still hope for him. In college, he'll be exposed to some liberal ideas which might help him become less like his family and open his eyes. Or at least I hope so.

I see Donald is feeding stories to the press again. No one in their right mind wants anything to do with that tiny dicked aspie moron.

He is a r----d.

R54, grow the fuck up.

Yes, those AI generated “Barron is so good to the poor and the vulnerable” videos are ridiculous.

They keep multiplying

Riiighhttt… no one’s even heard him speak publicly outside of sooootcase. What surprises me, though, is there’s no online anonymous gossip from people who attend classes with him, or no pictures of him even seen at school. It makes me think he’s probably taking a lot of classes remotely. They can claim security risks that way. And we all know how Donnie graduated by having others do his homework.

Just be nice to tge gentlemen, Melania, and they'll be nice to you.

R59 I finally heard him speak at some rally late last fall and he sounded typical. Obviously not inarticulate.

Why is there no footage of him allegedly speaking at some rally, R61?

I heard him, too, R61.

Old sperm leads to retardation.

[quote] What surprises me, though, is there’s no online anonymous gossip from people who attend classes with him, or no pictures of him even seen at school.

Fear of being sued. Fear of ending up as alligator food.

R61 I watched that clip, too, and it sounded rehearsed as hell. He said something basic, like “hello, nice to see you.” But it wasn’t very natural. He could’ve just been nervous, but I still think there’s something wrong with that boy.

Yes it's so shocking that college students are jeopardizing their futures and risking their current safety and the well-being of their extended families by running to the press and criticizing the son of the current dictator, who just happens to be 1) litigious 2) obsessed with seeking revenge and 3) the commander in chief.

I'm sure that means his son is a beloved figure on campus and all are in complete agreement that he's obviously a super awesome nice guy and a ladies man, to boot. Yes, sir. Barron Trump is a wonderful person.

A rehearsed, unnatural “hello, nice to see you" can drop a lot of panties at NYU these days.

If he's everywhere on campus, why aren't there more pics than the one where it looked like he'd gained 20 lbs ?

Fervid, darting eye contact, uncontrolled drooling and a vague scent of feces are the hot new trends for mingling singles on the NYU campus

Just wait until he shows up as a Sketchy Sex power bottom.

"Kaylee! Look at that 7-footer with the 19 inch waist. Yes, the sallow one with dried cheese sauce on his sweater. Isn't he hot? I think I caught him avoiding eye-contact with you! You should go over and ask if he wants a sippy-cup filled with apple juice."

Are you ALL retarded??? This is so f**kin OLD news.

That article by People was written LAST year !

Get a grip.

TMI, r44.

Word to the wise: You might exhibit more discretion in protecting your friend's identity.

You think you know him r74? Go for it. Let's see your smartass. The East Village is filled with musicians .

Gross. I'm sure there are a lot of ho-bag women who consider Barron a status fuck or who want to be considered trophy wife material. Again, gross, but it's a tale as old as time.

[quote]You think you know him [R74]? Go for it. Let's see your smartass. The East Village is filled with musicians.

And, obviously, idiots R75. No, I don't profess to know the person but, based on your numerous clues, the thin-skinned father and his minions would have no trouble identifying him.

SMH.

Another possibility is that students are passing along tips, asking for anonymity of course, but the media are unwilling to print anything because Trump and his minions will go after them. Social media accounts can be traced, right, no matter how anonymous they'd try to make it.

Where is he on the autism spectrum? This is the result of syphilis Donald fathering a child at age 60.

You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.

They already knew him r77. He met Trump and Melania in the presence of teachers at his school. I am sorry for you that you see musicians as idiots. Music has been been a helpful tool for non verbal people on the spectrum. He was non verbal.

Why would any young woman want to be flirted with by an overly tall Boy Man who resembles a teenaged Patty Duke!?

[quote] What is his Secret Service code name?

Lurch.

[quote]Shouldn’t we try to respect children. He just recently became an adult.

Funny how that's not how everyone talks about the Menendez brothers. Same age when they blew their parents brains out. "THEY WERE ADULTS!" says MAGA but Barron is just a child?

R33, you wrote two statements in succession that directly contradict each other. Did you really not see that when you typed it, or were you just programmed poorly by the coder who created you?

If you are a real person and do possess some basic, borderline form of intelligence, at what age is it okay to criticize an adult who was, at one point in time, a child? And, a follow up, how do you determine adults who were never children at all and are therefore "fair game?" Is it just the "D" next to their name, or were all liberals born into this world as full grown adults, immediately worthy of constant ridicule?

TIA

[quote]I wonder if he speaks English with an accent.

This should answer you question:

The ladies are only in it for the money.

This Barron AI propaganda is nauseating and hilarious at the same time.... and it go over 1 million views. MAGA really is sick.

He’d look a lot better with acid burns on his face.

Vhere vood my zon pik idea like theeze? r87

Remember the nanny who said he'd killed classmates pets and filmed it and shared the videos. And that he violently attacked people? It explains why Ivanka visibly stiffened when he played peekaboo with her kids. Probably afraid that he'd go for their eyes

ostriches like Ivanka are experts at hiding their heads

His mom’s mail order bride pussy is probably airing on some Russian TV station this very moment.

Can you imagine the girls who are being groomed for him.........

Girls being the operative word

Holy shit, he really looks like his dad. Sad.

....groomed being the other operative word

His first sexual experience will be with a paid prostitute.

You are welcome Barron - Mom

"Holy shit, he really looks like his dad"

Knock knees, big ass and Tweety mouth?

I assume he also has a mushroom. In his later years, many women will emerge to say he sexually assaulted them

Good chance there's a dirty unwiped ass too, if he's....

I don't wish him ill; his father is not his fault. He's clearly on the Spectrum. Probably not at all stupid, but doesn't understand much of the subtext of what is going on around him.

a total fantasy and a sick joke at the expense of Americans and American allies.

and this tells you everything you need to know about nyu

[quote]Probably not at all stupid, but doesn't understand much of the subtext of what is going on around him.

Oh please, Barron was the one to get the Gen Z bro to meet with his father and film that video that all the Gen Z Bros want to vote for Trump. He also got him interested in Crypto. He knows exactly what's going on. He was not just an innocent bystander of his father's campaign.

I’m not talking about some 4 second clip where he says, “hello, nice to meet you”. That’s not hearing him speak, that’s hearing him greet someone. Right-wing media and MAGA idiots go on like he gave some rousing speech. I read about how he got a standing ovation at some rally, but all he did was stand there. He didn’t say a word. I know he’s young still, but for all this bluster about how smart and suave and captivating he is, there’s zero evidence of it. And we’re supposed to believe some story about how he’s the man about campus, scoring pussy left and right? It’s bullshit.

"Barron Trump: the Man, the Mystique, the Legend."

Mummy wipe my bum!

R98 posting like DJT didn't arrange that like 10 years ago.

Pedophiles don't always fuck their victims and grooming takes many forms. DJT probably ensured none of his sons turned out to be "fags" by getting them prostitutes at the first sign of puberty.

Big time Bryan kohberger vibes with that kid. Something is wrong with him. He liked to kill animals as a child which tells you all you need to know.

People are kissing his ass because he’s the dictator’s son. It rarely ends well

We discussed this article and Barron when this was published in DECEMBER 2024. For crissakes. Refresh your dell computers in your crypts.

We didn't realize our lives were poorer for having missed all of those sparkling nuggets of Wit and Wisdom that were surely posted there.

Anyway, many of us think that life was a hell of lot better in DECEMBER 2024 than it is today.

[quote]DJT probably ensured none of his sons turned out to be "fags" by getting them prostitutes at the first sign of puberty.

Daddy is to cheap for that unless it's for himself. Barron is a VIRGIN.

[quote] He liked to kill animals as a child which tells you all you need to know.

That’s why I think he’s adorable with a wonderful future.