What happens when the Ultimate Fighting Championship’s hottest prospect doesn’t fit the sport’s hypermasculine mold?

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“Who I’m trying to have sex with is none of your business, unless I’m trying to have sex with you,” Mr. Talbott said.

Good for him.

Payton Talbott: Hello?

Budweiser Rep: Hello Payton. This is Budweiser. Yes, that Budweiser. We saw the crop tops, the pole dancing, the Frank Ocean rumors, the Arca remix walkout. We thought, finally, here is someone who can make beer look less like a tranny attention seeking gimmik and more like an queer rad music-art installation.

We want you as our new spokesman. You do not have to chug a six pack on camera unless you want to. We want the mesh tank, the cute treasure trail, spinning on a stripper pole in camo shorts, while a frosty Bud tallboy foams over the lid of a pink mug. The tagline would be, This Bud is for who?

Before you say no, Dana White already called us twice to ask if we are serious. Which, to be honest, makes us want you even more.

So what do you say, champ. Ready to help America’s King of Beers get a little kinky again?

“It’s nobody’s business!” 💅🏼

Those pits must smell heavenly...

He's dreamy, I wonder what his heritage is?