Jack LaLaine’s wife is named Elaine.
Elaine LaLaine.
True story.
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Jack LaLaine’s wife is named Elaine.
Elaine LaLaine.
True story.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 25, 2025 12:05 PM |
Even better-
The former mayor of Providence, Rhode Island Buddy Cianci's wife was named Nancy-Anne...
Nancy-Anne Cianci!
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Penguins and pelicans have specialized salt glands that function like tiny desalination filters, allowing them to drink saltwater
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Giraffes and humans have the same number of neck vertebrae. In reality, all but three mammals have seven neck vertebrae - the exceptions being the manatee (6), two-toed sloth (5 or 6), and three-toed sloth (9).
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Both former presidents John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died on the SAME day-
That day was the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence of which they were both signers!
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though penguins cannot fly, les pingouins peuvent voler
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Robert Todd Lincoln was a stone's throw away when three presidents were assassinated: his father in 1865; Garfield in 1881; and McKinley in 1901. During the Civil War, he was pushed against the side of a train that started to pull away from the station; he lost his footing and his feet fell into a gap between the platform and the moving train. He said he was suddenly pulled up by the collar of his coat and recognized the face of the man who had rescued him: the famous actor Booth, brother of the man who would kill Abraham Lincoln a couple of years later.
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Honey is the only food that does not spoil.
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R7 That’s actually fascinating. That cunt was a jinx.
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Corn? When did I have corn?
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Blondie Bumstead's maiden name is Boopadoop.
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Every time Jack Nicholson won an Oscar his female lead also won the Oscar
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Every 4-digit number that reads the same forward and back (i.e 8778, 4004, 3333, etc) is evenly divisible by 11.
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Wilma Flintstone was the first cartoon character to be shown pregnant
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Wilma Flish-shrone
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Trump was already wearing diapers back when he was doing The Apprentice.
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Every even number greater than 2 is the sum of two primes.
(Not proven for all numbers but verified by computer up to four quadrillion — that is, 4,000,000,000,000,000,000.)
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 25, 2025 11:47 AM |
OP, it's "Jack LaLanne."
That's a true story.
You might also have mentioned that Elaine LaLanne is still alive, at 99.
That's also a true story.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 25, 2025 12:01 PM |
When a Roman priest in a church that held John the Baptist's skull as a treasured relic was asked why other churches claimed also to have the head of the saint in their possession, he responded:
"But we have the skull of John the Baptist from when he was a young man."
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