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American Ninja Warrior

This is some creepy shit. They add screaming and applause, there’s a weird Christian vibe, they’re pushing the “friendship” between 2 contestants (both male, 1 is 28 but looks 45, the other is 18 — this, after that creepy Drew guy got 10 years for fiddling a teenager — WTF?!), there’s an odd “Catholic Ninja” where priests (in full Balenciaga robes) “root” for him on the sidelines, the crowds look bored though you hear screaming like the Beatles are performing, the males have no genuine sexual magnetism, the women are all trying to be men, there’s a weatherman ninja that is clearly a Trumper and closeted homosexual, and these announcers are other worldly in their idiocy.

by Anonymousreply 2August 25, 2025 2:33 AM

This is all the contestants have. It’s so sad.

by Anonymousreply 1August 25, 2025 2:26 AM

Some of them are so fucking hot. Great eye candy.

I don't know or care about their backgrounds. I skip all the talk and bios and just watch the minutes that are active competition. That's about 20% or less of the show, so it goes by quickly.

by Anonymousreply 2August 25, 2025 2:33 AM
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