Mingus Reedus Can’t Keep His Hands to Himself

I thought that was a woman.

Mingus Reedus sounds like a venereal disease

That creature has a girlfriend?

His mother.

Daddy must have been a little rough with that pretty little thing. Affluenza is delicious entertainment, but I do feel bad for all that wasted twink potential. Damn sad. Hopefully he doesn't end up like Marcus Foreheadson from the Norwegian royal family or the lovely, tragic Harry Brandt.

He probably has a lot of pent-up trauma thanks to the stupid name his parents saddled him with.

Oprah's minge.

Norman looks like the kind of guy who can't help but knock someone around after a few beers in a sweaty tank top.

And yet again, the perp is outshone by a hot cop.

Isn't there an extremely high statistical probability that men who begin to choke/strangle their partners will end up murdering them?

Sure is purdy.

He kind of reminds me of Leo when he played the special needs character Arnie in What's Earing Gilbert Grape.

I think it's the thin upper lip.

[quote] What's Earing Gilbert Grape

The sequel "What's Caftan Gilbert Grape" was a dud.

[quote]Isn't there an extremely high statistical probability that men who begin to choke/strangle their partners will end up murdering them?

Yes, strangulation and stalking are two leading indicators that a domestic abuse situation might culminate in murder.

R2 Agree or perhaps a Latin legal term. Served with a writ of mingus reedus.

Cunnimingus

Great bone structure.

Which one, R22?

Why can't he just get publicly wasted or punch a pap like other nepo kids? Who would've thunk that two vapid narcissists didn't raise a good kid? What's the world coming to?

Mingus the Merciless!

He called the police because of an alleged suicide attempt and she accused him of hitting her when the police showed up. This is a weird story, don't jump to conclusions just yet. Although the fact this is his second assault charge gives me pause.

R26 Did she strangle herself? Cause she had injuries on her neck backing that story up. You really can't fake hand-strangulation bruising.

OP’s article cites the NY Post but doesn’t quote them:

[quote]Mingus Lucien Reedus allegedly punched the woman to wake her up before choking her and slamming her to the ground, sources told The Post.

[quote]The 25-year-old initially called 911 himself around 8:40 a.m. about a woman at a West 16th Street apartment who was taking pills and threatening suicide, police sources said.

[quote]When cops arrived, the woman, 33, claimed Reedus had assaulted her.

[…]

[quote]“Why did you call the police?” a reporter called out, to which Reedus responded, “I didn’t.”

[quote]When the reporter asked him to “tell us what really happened,” the accused assaulter could be seen grinning and chuckling, before replying “no.”

[quote]The incident was “a misunderstanding,” Reedus then claimed to The Post before cops shut the car door.

[quote]A woman who identified herself as Reedus’ girlfriend also claimed the incident was just a big “misunderstanding.”

I doubt we'll ever know what really happened.

WTF kind of name is "Mingus"?

That Duper's Delight smirk of his is revolting.

[quote]His unique moniker was a nod to the famous jazz musician Charles Mingus.

He probably wishes they just went with Charles.

Does he have a bother named Dingus?

R33 bother=brother

I feel for the guy!

Poor guy has Mingus on his Reedus

The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.

Odd. He’s got the face of a toddler on an elongated body.

I thought the one with long hair was an ugly woman.

Another aimless, useless piece of shit

I actually saw him and his mom at a concert at msg a while ago. He's tall, stands out

Does he have a sister named Cunnilingus?

Norman had that "good for a dirty fuck" thing going on when he was younger.

His girlfriend wouldn’t perform analmingus on him.

[QUOTE]Norman had that "good for a dirty fuck" thing going on when he was younger.

I don’t think that developed until he grew older. He was a normal, handsome young man when he was Mingus’ age.

I've never heard of Norman Reedus and I thought that's an awfully pretty child for that guy, then I googled his ma. Fortunately for Mingus, he looks like he sprung fully grown from her head.

Two of the ugliest women on planet earth!

A Mingus is a dick right?? What a name for a fucking weird motherfucking freak!

You're thinking of "dingus"

[quote] You're thinking of "dingus"

Not to be confused with Dingus Day!

Seriously...that is one of the most heinous names to saddle your kid with. WTF - were they both high when they agreed on the name AND signed the birth cert?

Don’t be such a Dingus, Mingus!

Norman Reedus wears a wig, right?

No that’s not a wig, R52.

Whatever it is isn’t doing him any favours, r52.

That look may have worked 20 years ago. No it only highlight the dye job and melting face.

Dingus.

Mingus!

[quote]Mingus Reedus

His name's as stupid as his face.

Piece of shit, end of.

A mingus ate my baby!

It’s his signature look, R54. He obviously loves it since he’s had that style for 20 years now and might feel that it helped him get that role on Walking Dead. He’ll probably still have it when it’s white and thinning.

Norman Reedus sure has nabbed some hot women for such a funny-looking guy. He must be hung like Secretariat.

My mom has a few Mingus vases.

Mingus!

Imagine being named Mingus Reedus.

I didn't realize Norman Reedus was born in 1969. He looks more like he was born in 1959.

Helena Christensen was hot as fuck in the Wicked Game video.

Drugs and idiotic overly permissive parents.

Norman is ugly. How do you go from Michael Hutchence to that?

Drugs...lots of drugs

[QUOTE] Norman is ugly. How do you go from Michael Hutchence to that?

He’s not ugly. Just unconventionally handsome.

Helena always looked dirty to me.

Her nephew was also a model. Some genes in that family.

Mingus looks like some sort of first evolutionary step towards the grey alien facial structure, .

Mingus threatened to kill himself in front of reporters today

Mingus is so fucking ugly, no wonder he wants to kill himself

Couldn’t they have just named him Charlie? I know its a common name, but it’s better than having a name people can make fun of in about 1000 different ways.

R77 Alternatively, he could have chosen to go by 'Gus' if he wanted less of a weirdo name.

There's something vaguely unsettling about his face and constant smirk, like those creepy kids in horror movies or evil dolls that come to life.

He's got the sociopathic pretty boy/vacant eyed look of Jared Leto.

R79, his dad has the same vacant look at R45.

His cheekbones look like weapons.

R80 He's working his "shouldn't you be on your knees now" stare.