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Yeah Jack, listen

This is Faye Dunaway and I spent all night trying to bake these fucking brownies. This little gay boy kept talking and talking during the video and I threaded through this video going "WHAT ABOUT THE EGGS! WHEN DO YOU ADD THE CUNTING EGGS which I am brilliant at?

Well I fucked up and added the eggs after all of the dry ingredients so my fucking batter was very smooth and shiny while the little gay boy's was very thick- It took a long time trying to incorporate the eggs because it was clearly too late. And I'm really upset now.

By adding the eggs last, are these going to suck Jack?

by Anonymousreply 5August 24, 2025 3:46 AM

THIS is the little gay boy.

I will throw these brownies across the goddamned room!

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by Anonymousreply 1August 23, 2025 3:24 PM

No one gives a shit but they taste delicious-

They looked weird and did not get that shiny crackly top, but they were dense and delicious!

by Anonymousreply 2August 23, 2025 10:19 PM

The title of this thread made me laugh out loud. It’s perfect.

by Anonymousreply 3August 23, 2025 10:28 PM

R3- If I made one man laugh in my lifetime, it was all worth it!

(I posted very quickly because I was inspired after this brownie disaster, and this little gay boy would not SHUT THE FUCK UP- Christmas presents, Winter in Connecticut- Don't ever add eggs too late, you can barely integrate them with the mix- its very "glossy".

I THREADED THROUGH THAT video back and forth trying to get past the little gay boy's boring"stories" because I clearly kept skipping where this bitch ADDS THE GODDAMNED EGGS!!! (He was too busy talking about GODDAMNED SPAIN AND GODDAMNED PORTUGAL AND HIS FUCKING MARSHMALLOW BROWNIES THAT HE LINKED AND HIS CUNTING CHRISTMASES IN CONNECTICUT!) Sorry, some Conrad Jarrett slipped in!

I'm thinking why can't YOU GIVE ME THE FUCKING RESPECT AND BROWNIE RECIPE THAT I'M ENTITLED TO!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 4August 24, 2025 3:12 AM

Yeah, Jack, this is Faye. What IS the fish of the day?

by Anonymousreply 5August 24, 2025 3:46 AM
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