Penis problem

I'd ask for your stuff, but I don't want the germs.

No idea but can I have your stuff?

Is that a drip or are you happy to see me?

Are you the guy who went to the bathhouse last Saturday night?

Very likely penile cancer, OP. Get those tumour markers checked, stat.

Molly, you in danger, girl.

Have you swam in the Amazon recently OP, sounds a case of the Candiru fish (Vandellia cirrhosa), a parasitic catfish from the Amazon River basin, which is legendary for entering the human urethra.

I told you to stop waiving that thing around.

I knew a guy who had a penis problem like this once.

It fell off!

Ha ha the DL treatment on schedule.

Did you see a urologist, or just your PCP?

They just say they don't know what it is? The first 3 symptoms are usually enlarged prostate symptoms, but you could also have chronic prostatitis, or chronic pelvic pain sydrome. Do you have normal blood sugar?

But none of that explains the rash and sores.

R4- That was me. I had a checkup in late June and I had the doctor check for STD/STI's and I was clean as a whistle- fortunately.

It's called Spontaneous Transition. How are the tits?

They’re luscious r13 🍒

I’ve had prostatitis before and had similar symptoms.

Were you bitten by a radioactive spider?

Yeast infection. Yes, men get them

R17, thanks. But the UTI result was negative.

R15, that’s what my Google fu led me to as well. Guess we’ll see.

Where's Dr. House when we really need him?

OP: This condition might be two separate things you're experiencing simultaneously, have the professionals gone at it from that angle? Are the sores painful or itchy? Allergic to anything?

Have you seen a nephrologist? A kidney specialist.

Those are also some symptoms of kidney problems.

UTI? Kidney infection? Kidney stones?

U got the syph. C ya!

OP, it sounds like cystitis. My brother had it.

Neither prostatitis nor cystitis cause rash/sores on the scrotum.

Do your balls hang in there toilet water? Maybe you’re having an allergic reaction to your toilet cleanser

R23 wouldn't they have tested him for that?

Bacterial infection from sounding, I'd venture to guess.

Whore.

I'm guessing fungal infection. Also, have them RETEST you for UTI and prostate; you have come back as a false negative.

STD?

You get these queens going with "penis," you weirdo. Go to the fucking doctor.

Have you welcomed the Lord into your life? Do you accept sweet baby Jesus as your Saviour? This sounds like Satan’s influence to me.

go to another doctor.

Slight numbness on the penis? Stop jerking off!

[Quote] Go to the fucking doctor.

I fucking have, my love.

The burning sounds like a kidney infection, but the accompanying rash on the scrote leaves me perplexed. You need to see a doctor. I have to wonder if there's something in your urine that is dripping onto your balls that is causing the rash.

Sores and a rash could be herpes, which won’t be tested on an STD panel. 90% don’t know they have it.

OP have you been to any gay parks lately? Because I have and it was terrific.......As for your infected cock I got nothin'. Sorry.

If it is not STD, then you have inflamed urinary tract and bladder, and could be also affecting your prostate. I had this for almost a year without any improvement, and then a friend recommended that I take sarsaparilla root, which is a natural anti-inflammatory. The link below is the best product on the market with no added alcohol, which negates the effective properties of the sarsaparilla. Each night put two full droplets of the tincture into half a glass of water, stir and drink, shortly before going to sleep. It tastes like cola but without the fizz. And avoid any alcohol until your symptoms are completely gone. Also limit your coffee intake, no more than one cup a day. You should notice an improvement in just a few days. You probably need to do this daily for at least a month.

See a urologist.

Douse your unit liberally with Dr. Tichenor’s. Will clear your problem right up!

[quote]Sores and a rash could be herpes, which won’t be tested on an STD panel. 90% don’t know they have it.

That's similar to what my (physician) wife said when I read her OP's symptoms. She said that in his shoes (or scrotum, if you prefer), she'd start by checking what was included in the panel and getting tested for any STIs that were missing. Also, if the testing was done by urine sample, it might miss some STIs, like gonorrhea (or less commonly, chlamydia), that can cause urethritis, in which case retesting should be done with a swab.

The end result of holding a “no loads refused party” at the Days Inn!

Were the lemon squares worth it OP?

OP says this: "As you might have intuited from the above, yes I’m getting medical advice. But they don’t seem to know what it is yet. Ideas, Doctor Datalounge?"

Which is vaguely worded - medical advice? Doctor examinations? But importantly this, which is perfectly clear: "But they don’t seem to know what it is yet."

Then a dozen dim witted DL pipe in, helpfully, "you should see a doctor".

Sounds like rabies. Drink plenty of water because rabies makes you thirsty.

Penis cancer. Get your affairs in order. And make a plaster mould of your penis while you still have it.

So what is on STD panel when they test you?

[Quote] See a urologist.

I already have.

Update: my throat is sore and my face and eyes feel faintly burning.

[Quote] Then a dozen dim witted DL pipe in, helpfully, "you should see a doctor".

Yes but this happens all over social media now, not just DL.

Thank you r38.

Probably your prostate. Get it checked. Something that should be done irregardless.

It’s long COVID.

Have you been to California recently?

Maybe interstitial cystitis? You can keep your stuff, if that’s the case.

R54 That requires a special test, I've had the test a couple times (didn't have interstitial cystitis).

Is it an otherwise photogenic pp?

Prostate problems can cause sores and rash?

If I were you I would see a doctor!

Why see a doctor when you have Datalounge??

OP...all these symptoms, and tests, and then...what? the doctor just gave up?

this is a classic long game troll thread.

I assume you've had a repeat UTI test? They can be false negative.

"I've had all the tests and seen all the specialists and nobody can diagnose me. Do you have any ideas? Now my face is burning. Flames, on the side of my face! And my fingernails are blue. But only in the morning. Sometimes I see dandelions for floaters in my eyes."

[quote] Update: my throat is sore and my face and eyes feel faintly burning.

I had chronic sore throat for months. Saw internal medicine physician twice and another practitioner in a cardiology facility. They didn’t determine it was a virus or bronchial infection or anything such as cancer.

I decided to go to an ENT specialist. He inserted a tube through my nose, and looked at my throat deeply with photo Imaging. He nailed the problem. The cause was due to irritation as a result of acid reflex. He gave me a new medication that cleared it up quickly. I am still taking it daily.

^reflux

Yeah, I don't mean this sarcastically but if you have a throat problem, an ear, nose and throat doctor should be who you see. I had a sort of similar problem, I felt like I couldn't breathe. It was also acid reflux (though he didn't insert the tube. I've had that done subsequently). Avoid tomatoes and tomato sauce if you're over 50 or so.

[Quote] Have you been to California recently?

I’ve been to California, but I’ve never been to me.

Ask Ai.

R68 AI? Please...he's come to the source of GAY-I

[quote]Update: my throat is sore and my face and eyes feel faintly burning.

Did your previous tests include one for mpox? Typically the sore throat precedes the rash but some people have unusual presentations that include both of those things (and might also report eye issues).

Sounds bacterial. Get some antibiotics.

R71 also I would check for fungal infection if something is itchy and have it tested. It's easy to grow a culture at a lab and isn't expensive. Other questions: Have you changed your soap or laundry detergent lately? Do you eat irrationally spicy food like original Indonesian spice level? Do you wash your new clothes, particularly underwear, before wearing them for the first time?

isn't there a place in NYC where you can get free STD tests?

Hi r72:

No

No

No (but I haven’t bought any new clothes recently)

Leprosy.

I’m diagnosing an EST. Keep posting the new symptoms as you get them and keep the thread going.