But does he turn around?
Meh.
Plus, you can smell the stench of cigarette breath all the way through the internets.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 22, 2025 12:16 PM |
Still very sexy
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 22, 2025 12:31 PM |
I don't understand what's on his head.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 22, 2025 12:34 PM |
That jock is modified. The real deal would be more “transparent”
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 22, 2025 12:46 PM |
I love it!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 22, 2025 12:54 PM |
Damn, how does he shed all that muscle and still look nice and tight?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 22, 2025 12:56 PM |
How does he do it? 🤤
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 22, 2025 1:04 PM |
Maybe he uses Thomas May as a body double
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 22, 2025 1:05 PM |
[quote] Maybe he uses Thomas May as a body double
Maybe it’s Thomas Maybelline?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 22, 2025 1:17 PM |
He won't show his ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 22, 2025 1:20 PM |
He doesn’t have one.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 22, 2025 1:21 PM |
r2 you'd still fuck him.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 22, 2025 1:30 PM |
The makeup artist did a good job of covering up his extensive tattoos.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 22, 2025 1:42 PM |
Pale & flat. Like an expired lager.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 22, 2025 1:48 PM |
BREAKING NEWS: White people are pale!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 22, 2025 2:29 PM |
I like that squirrel that is perched on his head.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 22, 2025 2:36 PM |
He’s objectively handsome with a great body, but he’s never done much for me.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 22, 2025 3:16 PM |
You get a nice shot of his ass (with some whipped cream) in “Not Another Teen Movie” (His first movie.)
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 22, 2025 8:34 PM |
Don’t want no short dick man.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 22, 2025 8:44 PM |
We've seen Scott Evans' dick hard, how different can it be?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 22, 2025 8:56 PM |
The Datalounge will be the judge of that.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 22, 2025 8:58 PM |
Nice front hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 22, 2025 9:00 PM |
It looks like AI
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 22, 2025 9:16 PM |
Why is it so flat like a diaper
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 22, 2025 9:20 PM |
Couldn’t they get him a better wig though?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 22, 2025 9:20 PM |
[quote]Why is it so flat like a diaper
And why does one commenter say "OMG hes filling the fuck out of that jockstrap."
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 22, 2025 9:22 PM |
It looks like a Ken Doll bump. Go hard or go home instead of wasting gays time like this.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 22, 2025 9:23 PM |
Maga chode.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 22, 2025 9:32 PM |
[quote]Pale & flat. Like an expired lager.
I'd still eat it.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 23, 2025 10:45 AM |
[quote]Why is it so flat like a diaper
That's how old school Jocks were made. They were for sports, to keep things safe not for showing off unlike today where most underwear has a pouch that pushes forward your junk, that was not the goal back then.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 23, 2025 10:55 AM |
An old style BIKE jock would not be be flat like that…and it’s fabric would should more.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 23, 2025 11:12 AM |
What happened to “America’s Ass”? It looks like its heading downhill fast. Doesn’t he do squats?
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 23, 2025 3:11 PM |