What would cause a brawl on the TCM Cruise?

The 1950 Best Actress Oscar race

^^^Blame Anne Baxter^^^

People playing their phonographs too loud in public spaces.

Saving seats in the prime viewing area.

(I've seen revival house old eccentrics in action, and believe me, they can be vicious and LOUD).

"Who was hotter and really Gay in Ben Hur"

Charlton Heston or Stephen Boyd

The guy on the right found out that the guy on the left is sleeping with his boyfriend.

Criticism of Jane Wyman's hairdo.

The guy on the left called Meryl Streep a bad actress, which sent the guy on the right into a RAGE!

[quote] I'm concerned..

Who are you, OP? Shaky Sue?

A clueless observer telling a Faye-stan that Jane Fonda would've done a better job in Chinatown.

Did Marisa really win?

bad food

I never even thought about Jane Wyman hairstyle until DL brought it up!!

I was always surprised Jane married the "draft-dodging bad acting Ron Reagun".

At the time they were well-matched. It turns out only one of them could really act.

They were fighting over Robert Osborne's caftan collection.

What is Barbra’s masterpiece?

[quote] What is Barbra’s masterpiece?

D) None Of The Above

One of the Lucy trolls being confronted with a clip reel of her worst performances in "Mame".

Helen and Neely: Gay for Pay

I can't get into the auditorium because your mobility scooter's battery died and is blocking the entrance! And I'm too obese to climb over it.

Hurry, Nancy Kwan is about to speak.

A Lucy Ball fan put vaseline on the camera lens of my phone so that every picture I take looks like Mame!

Fans of the "Flower Drum Song" seeing Nancy Kwan misidentified as France Nuyen on the show programs.

Omai!

Those guys are too young to be on the TCM Cruise.

I thought it said TOM Cruise!

[quote] Those guys are too young to be on top of Tom Cruise.

FIFY R24

I'm sorry boys, the competition for the best [italic]La La Land[/italic] imitation pose ended yesterday.

"You got your earring caught in my caftan ... AGAIN!"

Bruce Vilanch stunk up the dining room restroom, again, and worse (not worst oh, dear) he fell asleep on the toilet!

Then he fell off the toilet and injured his fat head and broke his ugly glasses. This might inspire him to get a more suitable set of spectacles.

He was found snoring on the tiled floor with his pants around his ankles and "an unpleasant accident" half in and half out. At least his complaints about all that rice causing constipation have come to an end.

Our collective thoughts are with the several young men who cleaned him up and carried him back to his room.

But there he was the next morning, all smiles with those brown teeth, tossing back bloody marys.

R27 I'm always amazed they used that pose for the movie poster. It's such an awkward pose, not graceful-looking or romantic.

Attendees are barred from bringing walkers and canes to any of the events.

Actual footage from the TCM Cruise brawl.

Goobers vs. Raisinets

Two people showed up r31

Why the FUCK isn't there an In Memorium for Dee Spencer??? This cruise is racist!

The Joan Fontaine fans are notorious alcoholics. Frequent bouts of violence against the Olivia Army.

Someone in the breakfast buffet line loudly claiming that Susan Hayward didn’t deserve all five of her Oscar nominations.

A big huge fat lesbian woman proclaimed ," In tbe wTer I'm a very skinny lady!"

She was pushed overboard by her younger lesbian partner who resembled a young Tony Franciosa, as she screamed "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHIT UP SHUT UP"

Corny Mario Cantone said "The opera isn't over until the fat lady swims"

Anderson Cooper and several others in tuxedos were notably distressed with being soaked by THE BIG SPLASH.

Two possible explanations:

1-They were confused and thought they were on an airliner. It's now considered okay to have a brawl or any other formerly unacceptable behavior on a jet.

2-One of them stole Nancy Kwan's Pearl Cream and the other wanted it returned.

"I specifically booked the Patricia Neal suite and you downgraded me to the Sharee North suite, and there's not even a window!"

Jets v. Sharks themed night

Funny— I know someone who used to cruise with Patricia Neal. He thought she was the cat’s meow…on NY visits, he got to play with her Oscar.

Rita Moreno was a total bitch!