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Drew Lynch, twink comedian

In what world does this little homosexual boy have a "girlfriend?"

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by Anonymousreply 10August 21, 2025 12:10 AM

He doesn't. He has a wife. He's elfin and yeah he's a little soft... but I get ZERO closet-case vibes from him.

He's quite funny and he's done an incredible job overcoming his stutter, which I believe he got from a traumatic brain injury playing football in high school.

by Anonymousreply 1August 20, 2025 11:34 PM

You really think he hasn't sucked a dick, R1?

by Anonymousreply 2August 20, 2025 11:36 PM

R2 - nope. I think your porn-addled mind has you seeing things where they don't exist. I have zero issue calling out a cookie-sniffer when I see them. He's just a diminutive guy with a soft spoken on stage delivery (partly attributable to his stutter and the work he's done to overcome it.)

Now, if Gianmarco Soresi ever comes out, I will not be shocked.

by Anonymousreply 3August 20, 2025 11:40 PM

The guy is straight - seriously. Fun fantasy, though, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4August 20, 2025 11:42 PM

I saw him perform last night, R3. The man has tasted penis.

by Anonymousreply 5August 20, 2025 11:43 PM

Straight

by Anonymousreply 6August 20, 2025 11:44 PM

R1, does she peg him?

by Anonymousreply 7August 20, 2025 11:48 PM

R1, HE played football in high school? What position -- the punter?

by Anonymousreply 8August 20, 2025 11:59 PM

OP, it's okay to have crushes on straight men. No one's judging you for it.

by Anonymousreply 9August 21, 2025 12:08 AM

Younger millennial and Gen Z are such gaydar-scramblers. Whenever they talk, jizz cums out of their mouths.

by Anonymousreply 10August 21, 2025 12:10 AM
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