Gay Sex Scandal in the Republican Party...no surprise.

Please let one of them be Senator Tommy Turberville.

What scandal?

That article is full of filthy lies and I’m just the dame to prove it.

This is completely believable, not to mention expected. The Republican party is just one big hypocritical cesspool.

However, I have doubts about this escort's story:

[quote] The 29-year-old sex worker with 'boy next door looks' described dinners at downtown DC eatery Butterworth's — a popular MAGA haunt — followed by 'late nights,' he told the Daily Mail, on the condition that neither man was identified.

If you were really deeply in the closet, would you take your hooker to a popular DC MAGA eatery?

Being as Tommy Tuberville is currently threatening the NFL over the inclusion of male cheerleaders, I'm guessing he's one of the Senate's biggest cockgobblers.

This bitch just screams "closet case."

This one shouldn't be difficult to figure out.

[quote] One DC-based male escort described having a two-year relationship with a sitting Midwestern congressman who, during that period, had multiple serious girlfriends.

ChatGPT came up empty-handed...

R8 So the hooker's story is BS.

Getting married in a lavender field??? Mary!!! 🪻🪻🪻

R9 - perhaps. Or, he's terrible at geography. OR he deliberately mislabeled PA as the Midwest to throw the scent off while still spilling tea? Lavender tea? Hmmm....

R9 The hooker could be intentionally misleading so as not to completely obviously reveal his john's identity.

Here are Fitzpatrick and Reschenthaler. Which one do you think it could be?

My bet's on Fitzpatrick.

R12 They both look like cookie sniffers to me and are both probably licking male hooker balls, but as far as the one who's wining and dining his escort at local DC eateries, I'm going with Fitzpatrick.

He's 51 and is just now getting engaged?

I wish a liberal media news outlet would offer one of these hookers six figures to out their clients and expose this shit.

If you wanna find out which Republicans are sucking cock, just visit their offices and look at how they're decorated.

The biggest closet case of them all.

As a 10-year old political & sports junkie living in the Midwest, I remember being intrigued in 1967 about talk of a gay sex scandal, involving then-Buffalo Bills quarterback Jack Kemp, in new Governor Ronald Reagan's administration.

R17 Jack Kemp didn't just ping; he set off five alarms.

I have to see them in short shorts so that I can figure out whose legs look best on a man's shoulders.

Midwest? Hawley?

R20 Hawley's married, though.

[quote][R20] Hawley's married, though.

Sure, Jan.

R22 I'm not saying he's not a closet case, but the male escort described being the companion of someone who's engaged, not married.

Whew! I got happily straight married just in time

I detest escorts who won't name names when they're fully aware these people are actively doing harm to gay people.

Money over everything, I guess.

It's a really stupid standard that needs to end. But I guess these escorts don't want to out themselves as escorts - THAT is the main reason probably.

R16 is the clear winner.

Although Helen Keller can see that huge queen from Heaven.

JFC, how gullible do you have to be to think this one doesn't love smokin' pole.

Butterworth's is not downtown; it's on Capitol Hill.

Someone pickin' some Cotton?

R26 And that whole story about that "adopted black son" he has who seemed to suddenly disappear.

Link to the future Mrs. Brian Fitzpatrick's IG in case anyone wants to ask her if Fox News will be investigating this story.

Brian Fitzpatrick used to be my congressman, but districts were redrawn and thankfully I'm now in Madeline Dean's district.

This SOB Fitzpatrick claimed to be bipartisan, but he voted for every single piece of legislation Trump has ever put forward, as well as voting twice to acquit Trump during the impeachment proceedings.

Fitzpatrick voted twice not to impeach Trump. As not a member of the Senate, he did not have the opportunity to vote twice to acquit Trump.

r10 horrific coloring. He looks reanimated.

Josh, Tom and I are a ménage à trois. A very heterosexual one since I'm all mistress.