Brittney Makes Bread

OP, we get it. You love making endless threads about this unwell woman. You seem like an idiot who was probably a bully in school. FF

Ok, her help has all quit.

What's that white shit all over her carpet?

In her cooter?

Man she looks really unwell. Her eyes are sunken in and her cheeks... is she eating or just doing drugs?

OP = Christina Aguilera

Her eyes are so sad.

FUCK she’s crazy. She’s gonna hurt herself or someone else any day now. Seriously. That woman isn’t well at all.

I second r5

I think that's the most demure outfit I've ever seen her wear.

Is the handyman/dealer still around? Anyone who drops in to check on her and call 911 if necessary?

I can’t imagine being that done with life. No interests, hobbies, curousity. Seems like a terrible life.

What is she wearing?!

Oh Baby Baby you wasn't supposed to know bout bakin no bread…

I watched about 35 seconds with the sound off, and the juxtaposition of the tit, crotch and ass-clutching/gyrating with the Holly Hobbie dress and MawMaw shoes, is just... just...

Brittney?

R1 There are websites for people like you. This is not one of them. We hate you. Why are you here?

I actually made bread yesterday just like Brittney but I didn’t wear a dress or behave in a similar manner.

I made bread last week (Dutch apple nut - it wasn't anything special).

I didn't use a shitty accent, either, but I DID use a breadmaker.

R19 after ditching my 1990s “Bread Machine" decades ago, I found a brand new Cuisanart bread maker at our local SA for $12...OMG I forgot how good that shit is. Now I make a banana loaf almost daily.

It will be the reason I get fat over the fall and winter....

Same, r20. But all that great bread will go well with all the delicious homemade soups and stews I'll be making, so no ragrets.

I’ve also made some great white and rosemary loafs. It makes fabulous sandwich bread. Better than anything I've store bought lately.

We may help bring back the bread machines......

We had a thread on bread makers recently because someone was asking about people's experiences with them. The majority of the posters told OP to just make it by hand, and I told him he can grab one from the thrift store for $5 - $10 and have at it! You can even use it for all the mixing then take it out and put it in your own loaf pan if desired. I've got two of them because one of them has the jam setting and makes a 2 lb loaf. the other is a 1.5 loafer which I got for free.

Bread maker machine users, unite!

(I made a rosemary parmesan loaf a couple years ago that I'm definitely going to be repeating this year!)

For fucksakes Britney is circling the drain and you twats are turning this into frauy bread-making thread. Just take a good look at Miss Spears. She is a human being!

Why is it that no one can spell her name properly as Britney yet everyone on here can spell Barbra Streisand?

I'd rather bake bread then look at that festering twat

That dress.

^^^She's apparently taking the bread to a pot luck lunch at the Methodist church.

She's still young-ish: why isn't she recording and touring? That money her dad managed to get her won't last forever.

r29 she's not capable anymore. She's not taking her meds, she does what she wants and doesn't listen to anyone else. She pretty much takes drugs, dresses up in different outfits and makes videos for Instagram, plays with her fake baby doll and her dog, goes to Mexico to get and take more drugs, sets things on fire (including herself and rooms in her house).

She's practically illiterate, she's incapable of understanding that she's frittering her life away and she's rich, so she does whatever the fuck she wants. She's been pulled over umpteen times for driving without a license and let go...she basically has no consequences except when she hurts herself (which has happened a few times already).

Thank God those kids were taken away from her...and I feel sorry for her little dog you see wandering around amongst the dog shit in the background of her videos. Poor thing. Sam took the other dog when they split up because she neglects her pets (per her own housekeeper).

It’s heartbreaking because she is so talented but seems not willing to grow up and show up. I hope someone or some group is able to utilize and showcase her abilities.

I….love…..BREAD!!!!

R32 I truly remember hearing Oprah saying those exact words. I imagined her having all these exotic breads flown in from all over the world just to satisfy her passion for bread and her being so heartbroken because the threat of becoming ’’ Big Fat Oprah’’ again or worse-diabetes 2 loomed large.

She and Liza should do a reality show together.

Poor soul, fame doesn't suit everyone.

She got into show business too young. She should have been having slumber parties, painting each other's nails, listening to music and gossiping. That's much healthier in my opinion.