I Went To The Bathhouse Saturday Night August 16th

Honey, do you want mashed potatoes or fries with your dinner?

Sir, This Is A Wendy's...

Maybe 'high on drugs' is the only way that sex with you is palatable?

Do you bring your scorecard with you to keep track of your gentlemen callers?

Remembet: you can't keep track of the players without a scorecard.

Will you still love me in the morning?

OP - nobody wants to hear about anyone's sexcapades - let alone a stranger we don't know.

Get a blog. And a life while you're at it.

To some queens, bad attention is better than no attention at all.

Obviously your dick wasn't nice enough for the Latino guy to make an effort, OP.

R7- Oh yes. I would rather have all negative sarcastic comments than no comments at all. Anyway I'll I have gotten so far are negative and sarcastic comments.

So it is written, so it shall be done.

R9 that’s pathetic

Humming Lita Ford the whole way home . . .

Sounds like they like you OP. They really, really like you.

I am not a whore- by the way. This is was my first time at the bathhouse in 10 weeks.

I might try my luck there again on Saturday August 23rd. If I do I will duly report all of my adventures there because I know that datalounge is waiting with baited breath to hear about my latest adventures.

Wear cum catchers, honey!

A phrase never typed before: "A younger ( about 31 years old)"

This is quite original, as well:

"That is the second time I've had sex with an Indian guy who was high on drugs. In spite of his being on drugs he did suck me nicely."

- Prof. Paige Turner, Director, Sheboygan Conservatory Summer Sheltered Writing Workshop for Autistic Adults

Doing a fellowship at Stanfurd re mens!

Lindsey Graham lying again! didn't know you went to the baths, Ms. Graham. Did anyone really ogle your ghost-like flab?

2/ 10. Only because R16 pointed out: A phrase never typed before: "A younger ( about 31 years old)"

Otherwise, 0/10.

"I might try my luck there again on Saturday August 23rd."

Oh God, This skank bitch again?

He's known as BBPR by the staff. Boo Beautiful Penis Radley

There it is Mr. Tate. Hey, penis!

Are you stamping passports while you're at it OP?

What do you bait your breath with?

This is giving me One Big Beautiful Penis vibes. Is OP a member of the republican caucus in the house of Representatives?

(Who calls his own penis " my penis" in a gay form?)

LOL, r12.

OP YOU! You again! I love you! Don't you go changin'!

*in my mocky voice* “I’m not a whore, I just go for the popcorn!”

Shits fired at Steamworks!

Op, what city are you in?

Obviously not Omaha

R31- Philadelphia

OP is lying. He doesn't have a penis. He lost it in a skiing accident in Switzerland 10 years ago.

I loved Bathhouse Saturday Night on public access back in the day, lots of eye candy.

Home Depot is not a bath house sir.

R34- I most certainly do have a penis and that lean Slavic-ish guy Saturday night called it AMAZING.

It’s not the duo lingum thing is it?

[quote] Home Depot is not a bath house sir.

Not anymore.

OP went to a MARVELOUS bath house Saturday last

I mean...was this bathhouse on Sesame Street?

Next time be sure to flounce around in your sheerest peignoir

- La Senatrice

No doubt OP enjoys the ambiance but Redditors give it “mixed” reviews.

“Dingy.” “The actual baths, saunas, and showers are Meh.” “Club Philadelphia is a gay bathhouse. If you’ve ever been to a good one, lower your expectations.”

People pee on the sauna heater, so it’s often closed.

Were there any lemon squares?

R43- I have never gone into the sauna room. It's far too hot. I am only interested in HOT guys not hot rooms.

OP

[QUOTE]I had sex with an Indian guy who was on drugs.

In the context of a bathhouse, what does "had sex with" mean? Handjob? Blowjob? Fucking?

I'm asking because you say you had sex with many people that night. Did you cum every time? Are you that young and can you cum four or five times a night? I.E. every time you say "I had sex with"?

Just curious. Never been to a bathhouse. Never met or had sex with a multiple cum-er. And I'm old so it's not likely to ever happen in my lifetime..

Many young guys at sex clubs or bath houses are cum fountains. I remember those nights. And todays guys are versatile so after they come fucking or getting sucked, they can always get fucked and come from the prostate stimulation - its inevitable if the top is any good, even if you dont have much splooge left in your nuts.

R46- I did mention in my opening paragraph that the Indian guy gave me a good blow job in spite of his being on drugs. I usually have no orgasms when I go to the bathhouse because I always tell the person I'm with ( even when they're trying to get me to cum at some point) I don't want to have an orgasm now. What usually happens- I keep saving it for later that I end up leaving with no orgasms and have to wait until I get home to masturbate to something on my computer. On Saturday I ended up masturbating into my towel- alone and then I left.

R46- How old are you?

Every time you post, you reveal yourself to be more and more of a loser R48.

Which is what this EST is trying to do, R49.

How someone is so damaged that they'd come here to make shit up so often and so obviously for attention and want to be trashed for it is beyond me.

But not OP.

R50- Please tell me exactly what I am making up?

Your writing style is morphing into 90s era Bret Easton Ellis.

R46 Quintessential bathouse behavior....Waiting around for something better

Op, how could you tell they were high?

R54- Very erratic behavior.

R54 They were vomiting lemon squares.