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Why are some fraus so insufferable?

I started to title this story “Guilty pleasure restaurant menus” as I feel like a shameful fat whore after ordering chicken fajitas at Chiles lunch with coworkers. But then I remembered a more interesting, exhausting, only DL could understand, story emerged.

So a newly hired busy body Frau, been with us about 7 months now, completely revealed her Frau colors after they were slightly starting to emerge during the past few weeks. We were a having a good old time, and are a very laidback group. One of the senior managers ordered a drink although it’s currently no longer within policy. She was judgmental and whispered to me “that she didn’t feel comfortable” though she felt completely comfortable putting her hand on his leg during outbursts of laughters and also being flirty. She is one of those fraus who rubs her pussy up against straight guys, including me, or finds some way to touch guys, gay or straight, during laughter or some water cooler conversation. But yet whenever she is in a bad mood or fails to accomplish projects on time, the bitch will look at hetero bros like they’ve crossed the line when they touch her casually, as they were only doing the typical behavior of the relationship she established. I’ve even heard say to one poor bloke, “ Hey hey now, I’m a married woman”. Yep that’s right, she is married.

Is this woman going to be danger to us all? Will she turn out to be a low rent, less sophisticated G from Fatal Attraction, although from chatter her husband does quite well as a consultant in DC. I’ll add, she is a very attractive woman.

by Anonymousreply 18August 20, 2025 2:58 AM

Doesn’t sound like Frau behavior to me OP. A Frau would have come up with a theme for lunch, printed out special invitations, talked about it all morning, arranged the car pool, played on-theme icebreaker games at lunch, reported your drinking co-worker to HR after lunch, and spend the rest of the day talking about lunch and looking up ideas for the next one.

by Anonymousreply 1August 19, 2025 7:10 PM

r1 that is a perfect description.

by Anonymousreply 2August 19, 2025 7:15 PM

"Better Than Sex" cake

by Anonymousreply 3August 19, 2025 7:19 PM

OP, your ESTs keep failing as you continue to make them either funny or interesting.

by Anonymousreply 4August 19, 2025 7:23 PM

“ She is one of those fraus who rubs her pussy up against straight guys”

Well, I never! For real though. What you describe is not a thing, most places. Where is this happening?

by Anonymousreply 5August 19, 2025 7:23 PM

Never had the pussy rub at work. But I have been knocked around by big tits.

by Anonymousreply 6August 19, 2025 7:26 PM

-100/100

by Anonymousreply 7August 19, 2025 7:27 PM

This is not an EST. I swear to God.

by Anonymousreply 8August 19, 2025 7:58 PM

OP, you incel, there must be a better fantasy than that.

by Anonymousreply 9August 19, 2025 9:06 PM

R9 You must be self projecting or aged out of sex or something because this is no fantasy of mine. And yes for the record, it’s me Teacake.

by Anonymousreply 10August 19, 2025 11:33 PM

It’s because they never experienced G spot satisfaction.

by Anonymousreply 11August 19, 2025 11:42 PM

Anytime a frau posts a recipe whose name starts with “Marry Me…” makes me want to commit murder!

by Anonymousreply 12August 20, 2025 12:04 AM

Marry Me Dump Cake!

by Anonymousreply 13August 20, 2025 12:37 AM

Flashbacks, R1! [bold]FLASHBACKS!!!![/bold]*shudders*

by Anonymousreply 14August 20, 2025 1:10 AM

[bold]Whaaaaa... TEACAKE IS STRAIGHT?????????[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 15August 20, 2025 1:12 AM

OP, creative writing is not your thing, dear. Give it up.

by Anonymousreply 16August 20, 2025 1:14 AM

Like a Halloween display at Kirkland’s…

by Anonymousreply 17August 20, 2025 2:44 AM

Sinéad O'Connor's cover of Elton's "Sacrifice"

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by Anonymousreply 18August 20, 2025 2:58 AM
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