God bless gay art directors.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 19, 2025 1:24 PM |
AI is the best!
—AB
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 19, 2025 1:27 PM |
“I said I want it soaked in ice water! This is room temperature! Go to the gas station and get a bag of ice!”
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 19, 2025 1:28 PM |
Somebody want to check on Timothee?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 19, 2025 1:29 PM |
The stylist put tape on my hands but I don't know why.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 19, 2025 1:29 PM |
I'm still not seeing Caught Stealing.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 19, 2025 1:38 PM |
Nice tits, but I still find him annoying AF
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 19, 2025 2:28 PM |
Austin is for me but people thought Brad Pitt was in the 90s
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 19, 2025 2:29 PM |
*”what” not “but” (F-ing autocorrect)
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 19, 2025 2:32 PM |
He ruined his face when he fucked with his nose. it just looks so odd with the teeny tiny nose.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 19, 2025 2:36 PM |
Proof that tits can be too big.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 19, 2025 2:44 PM |
He looks "special". Fetial Alcohol Syndrome ?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 19, 2025 2:44 PM |
R13 - agreed.
What a puff piece - he probably had to get into shape with trainers for a role and his publicist was like - I KNOW! Men's HEALTH! Get them on the phone!
It's just such obvious PR that it is insulting.
I'll never find him attractive. He's not ugly at all - but I refuse to get on this PR train of pushing him as some sort of sex symbol. Same with Syndey Sweeney - enough!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 19, 2025 2:48 PM |
R14 is Chalamet.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 19, 2025 2:53 PM |
R14 is woke, and triggered!
Haha, MAHA.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 19, 2025 2:54 PM |
I'm cautiously optimistic he shows his ass in Caught Stealing.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 19, 2025 2:55 PM |
He looks like has a meth lab in Florida.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 19, 2025 2:55 PM |
“This Men’s Health cover article is such obvious PR!”
You’re right, I read it for the peer-reviewed medical research.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 19, 2025 2:56 PM |
R13 there is a growing consensus he’s on the autism spectrum, especially after the dancing video
It would explain the giant head, or why Christopher Nolan wants to work with him
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 19, 2025 3:03 PM |
R20, Gen Z believes everyone is on the autism spectrum.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 19, 2025 3:04 PM |
I find him strange looking. It takes a lot of makeup and hair work to distract from it.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 19, 2025 3:07 PM |
I think he has strange negative charisma. Same with Barry Keoghan.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 19, 2025 3:15 PM |
He looks like white trash to me.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 19, 2025 3:59 PM |
He doesn't have "IT".
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 19, 2025 4:01 PM |
"He looks like white trash to me."
No way. And believe me, I know from white trash.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 19, 2025 4:03 PM |
R24 a hint of yellow…
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 19, 2025 4:04 PM |
He put on PS pixels, that’s all.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 19, 2025 5:27 PM |
He doesn’t do anything for me, but I’m sure he floats someone’s boat.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 19, 2025 6:21 PM |
[quote] Proof that tits can be too big.
No such thing.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 19, 2025 6:24 PM |
[quote] a hint of yellow…
?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 19, 2025 6:25 PM |