Joe Locke set for West End debut after wrapping Heartstopper film this fall
Go away you tragic lunatic.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 19, 2025 8:12 AM |
Get help
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 19, 2025 8:20 AM |
Fuck off. The Jobless Joe thread isn't finished.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 20, 2025 11:11 AM |
Still rather fugly.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 20, 2025 11:16 AM |
He looks like a muppet that was put away wet.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 20, 2025 11:17 AM |
Still hilarious to me those people who don't seem to get that he was cast SPECIFICALLY to be the ugly duckling who gets the hot guy because writing.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 20, 2025 12:11 PM |
"Jug ears will never stop me from being a heartthrob," young actor vows.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 20, 2025 12:13 PM |
R8 And is the hot guy in the room with us ?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 20, 2025 3:04 PM |
Whose cousin, brother, son is this? No one asked for it.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 20, 2025 3:10 PM |
Oh wow. Is that an actor in OP's link? I thought it was someone wearing a fright mask.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 20, 2025 3:30 PM |
Just some ugly goblin/gargoyle hybrid.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 20, 2025 5:17 PM |
Looking at OP's picture I can just imagine a drunk Judy Garland on Jack Parr discussing that Unibrow...
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 20, 2025 6:00 PM |
R10 His fans want to talk when the other lead is a porky, pasty, ugly man. At least Joe has interesting features.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 20, 2025 7:09 PM |
What's with his left eyebrow?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 20, 2025 7:38 PM |
He's weird looking
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 20, 2025 7:42 PM |
While you losers shit on him, he’s making his West End debut next month with hot twink Ruaridh. They’re both insanely gorgeous and hot.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 20, 2025 7:43 PM |
With those ears, he looks like a taxi with both back doors open.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 20, 2025 9:35 PM |
Kit Connor might not be everybody's type, but trying to act like he's anywhere near as ugly as that gargoyle is delusional. He's the better actor, too.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 20, 2025 9:54 PM |
r15 "interesting features" is up there with "unconventionally attractive" in the lexicon used to try and convince people that someone who is hideous isn't hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 20, 2025 9:56 PM |
r8 one of joe locke's ex boyfriends went on a podcast and said that it was unrealistic that someone as ugly as the charlie character would land someone like the nick character.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 20, 2025 9:57 PM |
Nobody cares. Charlie wouldn’t even pay attention to nick irl. Nick is the most boring and without depth character written. He would be bitchless
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 20, 2025 10:44 PM |
One good gust of wind and he’s airborne with those ears.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 20, 2025 10:48 PM |
R9 - I would love to have seen that casting call in Backstage. Wanted: one fugly twink for obscure TV show no one will watch.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 20, 2025 11:04 PM |
Christ he is fucking ugly. Really hard to look at. He looks like a cartoon version of the village idiot.
How is this person a star?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 20, 2025 11:23 PM |
R10 Hopefully he's in the gym with a trainer.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 21, 2025 12:44 AM |
R20 Show an unedited picture
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 21, 2025 1:55 AM |
R23 Kit has the same personality as Nick. That’s why he’s bitchless.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 21, 2025 1:57 AM |
These threads almost crack me up. The delusional Joe fan, and those who are having fun giving him shit. It's like watching a teenaged girl and her older brothers.
I will say, however, ANYTHING is better than more Trump threads.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 21, 2025 2:02 AM |
R30 I like Joe, but his stan makes it so embarrassing for him on here. Completely disconnected from reality.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 21, 2025 2:05 AM |
r26 He's not much of a star. His West End play has a 9 week run in a tiny theatre and is selling like shit. Comparatively, when his Heartstopper co-star debuted on Broadway the show sold out the entire run and got an extension, 20 weeks total.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 21, 2025 2:09 AM |
The Joe frau is making a huge fool of herself by using slang like 'bitchless' but using it wrongly. She's definitely some ugly teenage virgin who hyperfixates on gay men. Probably a Larry Stylinson shipper too.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 21, 2025 2:30 AM |
WTF. Part 8 of this drivel. Go away OP.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 21, 2025 2:33 AM |
And I haven't even shown my big cock yet!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 21, 2025 3:00 AM |
R32 If he’s not much of a star, why are Kit stans so obsessed with him? We don’t spend our time thinking about Kit. You guys are obsessed with Joe.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 21, 2025 3:13 AM |
R35 According to rumors, he has a micro.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 21, 2025 3:13 AM |
A Joe stan is the only person bringing Kit up in this thread. You’re the obsessed one.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 21, 2025 3:15 AM |
He's got a Ferengi twink look
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 21, 2025 3:17 AM |
R4 R15 R18 R28 R29 R36 R37 are all the same Joe frau having a meltdown.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 21, 2025 3:22 AM |
R40 maybe don't block so many people little snowflake
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 21, 2025 4:04 AM |
This person looks like a muppet. Like Bert’s brother.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 21, 2025 4:11 AM |
R40 How many threads have you made about Joe versus Kit? You have nothing to talk about with Kit so you berate Joe. Hating Joe is more entertaining than stanning Kit. Losers.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 21, 2025 4:17 AM |
R41 No, I just checked, they’re right and it’s all one poster.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 21, 2025 4:48 AM |
R43 0, moron. You idiotic Joe stans are the ones that keep making all of these threads.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 21, 2025 4:50 AM |
Perfect visual representation of resting bitch face.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 21, 2025 5:12 AM |
He looks like a Troll Doll.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 21, 2025 7:35 AM |
[QUOTE] You idiotic Joe stans are the ones who keep making these threads
This! There was already a long running thread about the gargoyle called The Trials of Jobless Joe but the dumb frau decided to make this thread and post a dozen times on the old thread to direct people here. She was expecting Joe to receive lots of love but everyone on Datalounge thinks he's repulsive.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 21, 2025 10:33 AM |
Kit fans are hating on Joe and forget that he’s the reason he isn’t getting death threats. If Joe wouldn’t appear to be friendly to him, these rumours would get a lot worse for him. People would immediately know what’s up. He’s saving your potato looking fav from hanging himself
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 21, 2025 10:55 AM |
r49 OMG I'M TELLING MOM!!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 21, 2025 10:58 AM |
Kit is probably hoping to lose the hysterical Heartstopper fans as his career progresses. .
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 21, 2025 11:08 AM |
[QUOTE] He’s saving your potato looking fav from hanging himself
As if Kit cares about demented femcels like you sending him death threats!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 21, 2025 11:42 AM |
R52 As if that’s not his own/heartstopper fans and that popstar fans doing that. Joe fans never cared about him. None of the groups i was in did they ever talk about him besides his annoying fans being weirdos
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 21, 2025 11:51 AM |
It’s his own fans. Those fans will still follow him after Heartstopper and you can see that they are braindead when you see a TikTok of a grown ass woman saying they won’t believe those rumors because ”my nick would never“ that’s how you know what type of fans his fans are. Fetishizers and Charlie is their insert
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 21, 2025 12:00 PM |
Not attractive at all.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 21, 2025 12:01 PM |
R37 I got a glimpse of it and that's why my ears look like this! I don't know how he even gets his pants on!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 21, 2025 12:04 PM |
R49 You need psychological help.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 21, 2025 12:13 PM |
This guy looks slightly inbred and probably is. His features are "off". Isn't he from a tiny island off the UK? Pass.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 21, 2025 12:18 PM |
R49 R54 My favourite thing about you gremlin stans is how you cannot hide the resentment you guys have towards the other one from the show to the extent that it's addled your brain.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 21, 2025 12:21 PM |
r49 nurse!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 21, 2025 12:22 PM |
r54 "None of the groups i was in"
go back to those groups and stop posting about joe the ugly troll on here then.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 21, 2025 12:23 PM |
If all else fails, Joe can get a job guarding a cathedral.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 21, 2025 12:31 PM |
R56 That's always the way - they come for the muscles, then they see the cock and run away!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 21, 2025 12:44 PM |
R44 You didn’t check correctly because I never made one of those threads and I support Joe. He’s the only one with real talent and personality. Kit is just a fatty with muscles.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 21, 2025 1:15 PM |
R53 Joe will be good after heartstopper because his fans actually care bout his career and him as a person. Kit’s fans won’t let him date anyone and will ruin all his future relationships. He has the worst fans in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 21, 2025 1:18 PM |
This thread is bizarre. I have no clue who these children are or why people are arguing about this homely child.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 21, 2025 1:36 PM |
r65 "his fans actually care bout his career and him as a person"
is that why the gargoyle can't even halfway sell out one of the smallest theaters in london?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 21, 2025 1:48 PM |
R64 Your posting history doesn’t lie. And they’re replies, not threads. Are you stupid?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 21, 2025 1:50 PM |
R68 If they are replies and not threads then that means I didn’t make this thread and all the other ones about him. Are YOU stupid? It’s not a hard thing to understand.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 21, 2025 2:17 PM |
The person at R49 is also not me so there are more than one Joe stan in this thread. I know Kit stans are retarded but it’s not that hard to count.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 21, 2025 2:19 PM |
r70 yes, there are two of you. we see your idiotic replies as well.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 21, 2025 5:37 PM |
r69 i don't know why you're still lying about something anybody can check. i clicked ignore and r40 is right. r4 r15 r18 r28 r29 r36 r37 r43 r64 r65 R69 r70 are all one poster: you. the crazy joe frau.
another joe frau losing her mind over kit is posting at r10, r23, r49, r53, r 54. you two retards are the only ones bringing up kit in a Joe thread to have meltdowns.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 21, 2025 5:45 PM |
R66 Homely child is one of two actors that starred in Heartstopper. His fans are fat fraus that like to play the victim on his behalf because his co-star on that show is hotter and more talented. They'll bring him up whenever they can to make up lies about him. Nobody outside of his cat lady obese fans cares about him.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 21, 2025 5:48 PM |
finally a male lead costar he looks comfortable with is talented and unproblematic
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 21, 2025 5:51 PM |
they actually look good. better than JoeBash even
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 21, 2025 7:12 PM |
R72 You need help and a job application
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 21, 2025 7:44 PM |
Yeesh, what a butterface.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 21, 2025 8:30 PM |
R74 Translated from frau speak, Joe stans are thrilled that his co-star is finally someone as ugly and as much of a nobody as he is so that he's finally not overshadowed.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 21, 2025 9:08 PM |
r76 go on, show me on the doll where kit hurt you that you've been angrily posting about him going back years. all of this for a hideous, talentless ogre.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 21, 2025 9:17 PM |
[QUOTE] Joe will be good after heartstopper because his fans actually care bout his career and him as a person
Yes, that will be why his West End play is completely sold out! Oh wait.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 21, 2025 10:12 PM |
[QUOTE] The person at [R49] is also not me so there are more than one Joe stan in this thread. I know Kit stans are retarded but it’s not that hard to count.
But it IS hard for you to write, isn't it? 'There are more than one Joe stan in this thread'??? And you're calling other posters 'retarded'? You're an illiterate imbecile.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 21, 2025 10:16 PM |
R78 Your fav is problematic. There will be more coming out about him. Hope this helps
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 21, 2025 10:35 PM |
Joe stans can't talk about other people being problematic. Your favorite is a self-loathing cum dump for old conservative men. Hope this helps.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 21, 2025 11:01 PM |
R80 He's not selling out the cheap £25 tickets. A colossal bomb.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 21, 2025 11:04 PM |
R64 Kit is far more attractive that fugly Joe, but I agree that he looks like a guy who one summer without a trainer and some cheeseburgers would just wreck him.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 21, 2025 11:53 PM |
I wish my cock were smaller - there, I said it!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 21, 2025 11:54 PM |
R79 When did Joe hurt you? You’re doing the same, retarded freak. Get help.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 22, 2025 12:06 AM |
R78 Only ugly hippos hate on Joe. You must be one too.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 22, 2025 12:08 AM |
R85 He stopped going to the gym as much for a new movie and he's slimmer right now, not bigger.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 22, 2025 12:51 AM |
R89 I'd guess he's still following an exercise and diet regime.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 22, 2025 3:54 AM |
R83 ABUSIVE, DRUG ADDICT, ALCOHOLIC, INTERNALISED HOMOPHOBIA, CHEATER, CIGARETTE BREATH, DOESN‘T WASH HIS SHEETS
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 22, 2025 1:30 PM |
R91 Caps is on and brain is off.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 22, 2025 3:40 PM |
R91 is melting down because of all the Joe hate on the thread. Comedy gold.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 22, 2025 11:11 PM |
Hey, I'd do him, but I don't think he wants me anymore - after the "towel dropping" incident.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 22, 2025 11:14 PM |
That’s ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 22, 2025 11:38 PM |
Is he the Jonas Brothers’ brother that was hit with the ugly stick?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 22, 2025 11:51 PM |
MEET RUEL.
Joe Locke wears dresses. No thank you...
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 23, 2025 5:15 AM |
Ruel is a bit basic, but that beats fugly!joe.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 23, 2025 5:30 AM |
No, just no
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 23, 2025 5:45 AM |
That's one guy I wouldn't let KISS MY GRITS!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 23, 2025 5:51 AM |
The Five Alarm Frau prolonging this series of threads is giving major “fat woman from Baby Reindeer” vibes.
If you’d invest an iota of the attention you’re giving this Manx gremlin to your hygiene, you’d have a much more fulfilling life. So would those poor souls downwind of you.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 23, 2025 6:02 AM |
He has "star qualities"
The ears borrowed from Clark Gable don't work here.
The eyebrows borrowed from La Crawford don't work here.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 23, 2025 7:41 AM |
Joe Locke has no sexual appeal at all. Zilch. He does interviews at an angle to hide his mutant dumbo ears. He's the SissyFem who might not be wearing a dress when you see him---but you know he wishes he were.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 23, 2025 7:41 AM |
Ironically, Joe's support comes from his looks as much as Kit's does - not because people are attracted to him or want to be him, but that they identify with him because they themselves aren't attractive. The want/need to see him succeed as a proxy for themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 23, 2025 5:31 PM |
R106 They should've picked an ugly guy who can actually act. Many character actors would've been better to project on to.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 25, 2025 1:07 AM |
Every time I see this guy
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 25, 2025 4:46 AM |
I’m sorry but he looks like the “monster” date meeting the family on the very first Fridays TV episode 40 fucking years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 25, 2025 5:32 AM |
He reminds me of Mr Preston Bougainvillea
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 25, 2025 5:32 AM |
Must be nepo.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 25, 2025 5:34 AM |
I prefer HOT masculine men. Joe Locke is a sissy femboy. Probably going to transition after the Heartstopper finale airs in Feb. Wait and see.
FYI the tattoo in the photo is fake for the movie role. You're welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 25, 2025 6:23 AM |
He's my best friend!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 25, 2025 8:27 AM |
. . . and hit every branch on the way down.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 25, 2025 8:47 AM |
He's repulsive.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 25, 2025 9:27 AM |
All of the shrill crying and screaming over Conan writing the album about his time dating Kit is hysterical. Conan may not have said outright it was him but he has never said it wasn't. And the music, lyrics, and music videos he has posted since last year all implicate Kit
But the shear horror, the absolute paranoia from his female stans over the lyrics indicating he is not the perfect boyfriend they all have fantasized about has been unhinged.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 26, 2025 2:51 AM |
"He would never date Conan, Conan isn't cute enough"
'That is isn't him, Kit never dated that guy. We know because we have access to every second of his life when he is not in public."
"It has to be someone else because Kit could never behave that way. He is so good and pure of heart"
Crazy women/girls who insist Kit CANNOT be the one because they all have intimate knowledge of Kit's romantic life. They are all sleeping with him themselves! No wait, they are his personal friends and he has confided in them!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 26, 2025 3:03 AM |
Even when Kit was caught on film on video HOLDING Maia's hand in public, they still screamed "not my Kit!" (well that, and his PR team trying to change the narrative). Insane.
He will never be allowed to date unless his obsessed, and frankly cruel female fanbase approves. He will never be seen as anything but perfect. And every one he has dated over the past few years is considered a groomer. What are they going to say when he starts dating 18 year olds?
All the same dreamy-eyed, sweet fan girl babble that has been spouted about Kit for the past 3 years. The fact is they had the means and opportunity to date. The fact is that Kit is Bisexual so he would date a guy. The fact that Kit has displayed a clear preference of his type, which Conan fits. And the fact that Kit was legally an adult in the eyes of British law, so dating someone in their 20's at the age of 18 would be no different than dating a senior as a freshman in college.
He has absolutely crazy fans.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 26, 2025 3:08 AM |
If Condi Rice were a white boy in his early 20s, that's what she would look like.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 26, 2025 3:13 AM |
[quote]his obsessed, and frankly cruel female fanbase
I'm assuming this thread is entirely populated by Heartstopper-shipping females; otherwise the pot just met the kettle and blew it.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 26, 2025 8:40 AM |
He could actually take my cock - how could I resist?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 26, 2025 12:38 PM |
R121 These losers all need help
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 26, 2025 2:04 PM |
Was he ever in talks to do a live action Topo Gigio movie?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 26, 2025 3:09 PM |
R119 tl;dr Joe is an untalented gargoyle and you're Kathy Bates in Misery-levels obsessed with Kit.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 26, 2025 8:06 PM |
a joe thread and you've ranted for 3 comments in a row about kit r117 r118 r119. anyway, nobody gives a fuck. the only people that think the album is about kit are retarded latin americans fans that don't speak english. even conan's fans say it's not kit.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 26, 2025 8:08 PM |
R127 = You don't know what filers are? How sad...
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 27, 2025 6:26 AM |
Is he George W Bush and Condi Rice’s love child?
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 27, 2025 7:08 AM |
Gross R127. What a dick wilter.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 27, 2025 7:18 AM |