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Chris Pratt Goes Full MAGA Meathead - “Haters Just Jealous of Donald!”

Doesn’t he have, like, a ninth-grade education? And he’s on his second wife and third facelift?

You gays really need to stop buying tickets to this plastic shitbag’s awful movies.

Or is he Frau Bait these days?

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by Anonymousreply 16August 19, 2025 9:51 AM

Damn, he looks like shit

by Anonymousreply 1August 19, 2025 1:30 AM

Father in Law Arnold doesn't agree.

by Anonymousreply 2August 19, 2025 1:36 AM

He’s gross

by Anonymousreply 3August 19, 2025 2:48 AM

Man, I have been waiting forevah to find out how Chris Pratt feels and what he thinks about Trump and RFK, etc. Now I will be able to form an opinion 2hich has all the intelligence if Chris Pratt's intellect. ya know?

by Anonymousreply 4August 19, 2025 3:14 AM

Make sure to get only the finest raw milk for little Ford, Chris. Healthy nfant guts need bacteria from cows!

by Anonymousreply 5August 19, 2025 3:23 AM

Fumble progress of Trump's administration?

Who the fuck has power to stop him - Dems aren't in control of anything.

I wish him unhappiness and career failure and he loses all his money.

How can you even objectively think or say any of this? God I hate dumb Americans - we have soooo many. Many are even elected into power.

by Anonymousreply 6August 19, 2025 3:27 AM

I would be devastated if I had a kid and they married someone as stupid as Chris Pratt. Arnold is probably praying his daughter will get divorced soon.

by Anonymousreply 7August 19, 2025 3:37 AM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 8August 19, 2025 4:03 AM

Not all actors are brainiacs

by Anonymousreply 9August 19, 2025 4:23 AM

And this from the man who keeps complaining about being labeled as the Worst Chris.

by Anonymousreply 10August 19, 2025 6:27 AM

This douchebro is the love child of Congressman David Murray and Bobby Newport.

And no doubt has vaguely defined political ambitions based on the fact that he’s had some success on TV and “totally looks the part!!!” Coming soon to a ballot near you.

by Anonymousreply 11August 19, 2025 6:57 AM

Has Maria Shriver commented yet?

by Anonymousreply 12August 19, 2025 7:00 AM

Maybe he will trip, fall on one of Maria's cheekbones and be sliced in half.

by Anonymousreply 13August 19, 2025 7:57 AM

The correct title for this thread should be: Chris Pratt vows : I'll never stop being brain dead for my imaginary fans!!!!

by Anonymousreply 14August 19, 2025 9:12 AM

His interpretation is so disingenuous as to almost be trolling or ragebaiting. I notice he also talks about MAHA.

I don't think anyone would argue that making America healthier is a 'bad' thing, it's more the fact it's in direct conflict with ventures like "Trump Burger", which shows it's all for show and nonsense. Pointing that out is just highlighting the obvious, but he's essentially saying that being honest is "negative".

Let's face it, if he wasn't a movie star he'd almost certainly be full MAGA - perhaps even full homophobic bigot, given the church he's part of.

by Anonymousreply 15August 19, 2025 9:38 AM

Chris Pratt starring in Guardians of the Magaverse. See Chris play the lead role of Shit-Lord, leading his team of Right wing trolls as they save the Miss Universe pageant from the evil of Wokeism!

by Anonymousreply 16August 19, 2025 9:51 AM
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