Costco Pans Pizza Per Person!

You mean "bans," right? Not "pans," as in pan pizza.

I just had a slice of Costco pizza today. It was okay. Not the best sauce, not the best cheese, and very greasy, but cheap, and because I'm a cheap bitch, I ordered it.

Costco...don't be an asshole.

OP, are you going to be OK? Do we need to instacart you anything to get through the week? You sound like you need a healthy salad.

I can see this decision being extremely unpopular.

WHOLR

Dear Lord! I'm imagining the Costco pizza fart stench coming from you fat whores!

I call b******* there's not a single thing about this anywhere. Provide a source or shut the fuck up.

R8 I agree. I couldn't find a thing on the intrawebs.

Is it wrong to buy a whole pie, eat 6 slices for lunch, then save the last two slices for dinner?

There's nothing on the internet, including reddit which has a pretty robust Costco subreddit.

Not the OP but look harder

It's the worst pizza I've eaten, other than Woolworth's at Montgomery Mall in MD in the 1980s. I can't imagine wanting even one more slice, let alone a whole pie.

I haven't found anything about this anywhere; however, there is one BIG food court change - Costco is FINALLY switching back to Coke products after having had Pepsi since 2013.

Thank, God! Pepsi is dreadful. R14

"I haven't found anything about this anywhere;"

r14 not even at r12?

r16 That's just a word salad with no citation of any sources, just stuff about people being upset about the change, but no verification that it actually happened or if this is just shit someone made up.

Again - no authoritative, reliable source of OP's claim.

Why wouldn’t you post a link you dumb ass cunt. Was this breaking news that you couldn’t post where the fuck you read it from. Or did someone tell you in person. If so I apologize.

r18 Overreact much?

No more emptyyyyyy linkssss!

Why Costco, why?

I did a Costco run this weekend. You have to scan your membership card to order at a kiosk, then walk to the window to pick it up. It was super fast and there was no wait whatsoever.

This sure beats the 10-20 minute wait in line to order in person plus a few minutes while they fetch it. And the nonmembers who pitched a fit after waiting in the line only to find out they could not order. Only one pick up window open in place of the four previously. This must save on labor, so good for Costco.

That is OK with me. I type fat.

Costco pizza is WAY too greasy and salty. How do people eat that shit?

The whole pizza lines are horrible. No real order to them and people get mad. On the weekends, it's beyond horrible. $10 for a large Pepperoni is still a deal.

One slice? Amateur!