Jaclyn Smith and Son

Does she have a son? What's his name?

She looks incredible. Good for her!

Who's had him?

He looks like a younger healthier Hunter Biden. She looks mannequin-esque but unusually good for a plastic surgery addict nearing 80.

She's tiny.

[quote]Does she have a son? What's his name?

Her first son was a shelter son named Gaston Gumdrop.

Are those plates from the Jaclyn Smith for K-Mart collection?

She talks about starting out in NY as a dancer.

I guess she’s kept up with the ballet classes.

Isn’t she a Republicunt?

[quote] Her first son was a shelter son named Gaston Gumdrop.

Thank you. What's her son's name?

My God. She's almost 80?!

Where’s Bootsy Gumdrop?

He got banned for fighting with Defacto

Sadly, he got married two years ago. To a woman.

Where are all the Tattoos = Mental Illness trolls? There's usually someone saying so 10 replies into a thread like this.

r9, yes. Her husband, a Republicunt, ran (and lost) for a seat in Santa Barbara.

Kate Jackson adopted a little mulatto baby.

Goddamn, her son is hot.

He looks like a sweaty beast!

And Kate Jackson still looks like a lesbian.

I think I’ve only seen Kate Jackson’s son once in a picture and that was years ago when he was a kid. Pictures of him are impossible to find.

I'm always amazed how some women look like Priscilla Presley while others look like this or Donna Mills.

I like that Smith and Jackson are still close, or at least close enough to be at the Smith's son's wedding.

Jackson is Jaclyn's son's Godmother, and that's the main reason she was invited to the wedding. And the main reason Cheryl wasn't.

Both her son and daughter are very good looking people, which isn't surprising given their mother's genetics. Their father is cinematographer Tony Richmond, who Jaclyn met while making the little-seen thriller "Nightkill" from 1980 with Robert Mitchum (highly recommended viewing). Richmond isn't unattractive per se, but he's not a stunner either.

I can’t get around the fact that her eponymous underwear start to fall apart after the first washing. I’ve never had that happen with any other brand. Even the 99 cent store did 100% better.

Such a beautiful woman with a son who has hideous tattoos.

Rather casual attire for a wedding, Kate.

Meanwhile - Jaclyn is looking ravishing in an aquamarine gown with feathers.

Kate looks like she still has groceries from Gelson's and some bags from Nordstrom Rack still in the car. That chicken isn't getting any fresher! Let's speed this shit up!

[quote]Jackson is Jaclyn's son's Godmother, and that's the main reason she was invited to the wedding. And the main reason Cheryl wasn't.

Why weren't Shelley Hack and Tanya Roberts invited?

R7- That's such a GAY thing to say

and I approve 👍

R18's photo looks like Jaclyn is looking over at her son and his new wife and thinking - she looks like a Temu version of me.

And it's TRUE.

Look at this pic of Jaclyn and her son from 2 years ago - she was what 77 then? Her hands, her neck - JFC.

Like Christie Brinkley, she must just have a good face for surgery. Or I want the name of her Doctor.

[quote]I like that Smith and Jackson are still close,

Holy SHtt, R18, I though that was Ozzy Osborn in the photo. What happened to Kate Jackson?

Kate looks more like a scarecrow than Mrs. King.

Jaclyn Smith’s daughter looks almost nothing like her - which must be a major drag for the gal.

Her current 4th husband is a goofy looking guy. Looks like he's in good shape, but...those teefers!

I'm sure Jaclyn has tried - dropping hints, leaving plastic surgeon's card laying around, etc. and just gave up.

Or - Jaclyn is THE STAR of the family and won't let anyone forget it!

I hope she's a gracious woman - she looks it - but looks can be deceiving.

If Bugs Bunny became human he would look just like her husband.

Here's an interview with her husband when he was running for office. Soft-spoken, but smart as he is a heart surgeon.

Hoping he's got a big dick - cuz - I'm not seeing it.

Brad Allen? I thought he married Jan Morrow and had four kids.

Why is it every rich FKR always wants to run the district with Santa Barbara? SB is a very Democratic leaning district and yet the Repugs keep coming. I grew up there and still remember with Arianna Huffington closeted gay husband running as a Republican tried to run for office there. She was a Repug at the time as well.

Always the carpet baggers who dont even live there, always Republicans. They smell the money but cant read the room.

I love Jacqueline's wig! The son however needs to focus on lower body workouts his legs are out of proportion with his body! He looks like he has polio! I discovered something as of late is that these guys that have the full sleeve tattoos do this in an effort to make their arms look bigger and from a distance it works.

r37, they were both closeted. He's gay and she was a fierce intellectual and effectively kind and Liberal. I'm glad their uptight "conservative" nuclear family mold unraveled for them -- and that they both found happiness. I expect this will happen to the Vance family someday, but don't care about their happiness as they have harmed many.

Is that a wig?

The hubby has a wig for sure.

[quote]R38 The son however needs to focus on lower body workouts - his legs are out of proportion with his body! He looks like he has polio.

The tragic, withered little limbs : (

Was he ever immunized? Is Jaclyn an anti vaxer??

R16 - surprised no one has said anything about him using a picture that is clearly 20-30 years old while campaigning.

Jaclyn's feet are scary.

R38 It's the angle of the photo. Most people legs look small in full body pics taken with a wide angle.

I want to see dick pics of her son. He's really cute!

Those are Ezra Miller horror feet R44!

I worked background on a TV movie with Jaclyn in the mid 80s.

Some nobody who had lines in a courtroom scene was fucking up big time...

Jaclyn was noticeably pissed, but did not make a scene.

I don’t know much about low end clothing - but was Jaclyn’s stuff for Kmart decent, or at all special?

Or was it Sears??

Jaclyn Smith will always be a class act.

K-Mart.

But was Beamish invited to the wedding?

Cccccrrrrraaackk!!!!!

Her husband is 11 years younger. It's sexist but true; I've noticed when women marry men more than a decade younger than they are, the guy is generally 1. gay and/or 2. much poorer/ less educated/ uglier than she is. In this case, it sounds like the husband is very smart and successful, but lacking a chin

I remember hearing that when Marfa Stewart had a line for Kmart, she was always being compared (negatively) to Jaclyn. Jaclyn bent over backwards to get her products to sell, to be gracious to the customers, to work with the stores. Martha, on the other hand, was always ornery and unpleasant to everyone. Allegedly.

Jaclyn was always the best-looking of The Angels. Farrah had that sunny California girl Wow but Jaclyn was the stunner. I like that she doesn't play victim about those days, either.

Allegedly (how the fuck can the internet know these things?) she's worth about $200 million. Even if she's worth a quarter of that, it's amazing that she took beauty, mediocre acting ability and a pleasant personality and turned it into a significant fortune. Especially as a woman of that era who went through 3 divorces from men worth less than her (= she didn't get rich by taking rich ex-husbands to the cleaners).

R56 Did they dub over Jaclyn's voice or is that really her crying out "Beamish"?

Jaclyn's feet look like beef jerky.

Judging from photos of Jaclyn’s husbands over the years, Dennis Cole was the only one who could really be called attractive.

For all things Jaclyn, you can watch her career retrospective interview with the Television Academy.

It’s interesting she says she’d met Farrah before CHARLIE’S ANGELS. They were in a Max Factor commercial together - just two models who couldn’t really act, drifting through L.A.

Her son is average looking to me. He also looks unhygienic and his tattoos are trashy looking.

That Beamish episode! Jaclyn is a goddamned lousy actress. As a young gayling I breathed a sigh of relief when she decided not to do the miniseries about Gene Tierney. Can you imagine how awful she would have been in the mental breakdown scenes?

Dennis Cole and Lee Majors slept together.

He’s got tattoos, so no credibility to me.

He reminds me of the husband of the gay guy from THE BACHELOR. Colton Underwood.

Jaclyn Smith never did anything deliciously tacky, unfortunately.

The novel THE USERS is based on has her as a Hollywood Wife/former porn actress who screwed her way out from behind the Iron Curtain - but that was cleaned up for the miniseries.

She was the Angel I liked the least. She had a stuck up vibe the others didn't have. Cheryl Ladd was a close second.

She was perhaps the most beautiful angel… but also the most boring. It was as if she were on tranquilizers the whole time.

his son isn't ugly...you're lying if you say you will kick him out of your bed. He has a sweet face and looks like a fun hang.

it's so unfortunate but most young people have tats now. Just go to Brooklyn...99% all got them

Tats ruin everything for me. One or even two or three a okay, but to totally cover up one’s body with them is gross.

ARE okay. Damned iPad.

Jaclyn has always struck me as overly composed, obsessed with appearances. Her home and lifestyle mirror that. Flawless but lifeless. Yes, she’s beautiful, but I can’t help but imagine she’d be painfully dull in real life. None of the other Angels ever gave off that vibe.

I wonder how much she was paid for her cameo in the Charlie’s Angels reboot.

Yeah - that is true - she was always beautiful, but reserved and - not cold - but aware of cameras and poses.

It didn't seem like it would be easy to get to know her.

He looks considerably older than 43

I watched a large chunk of her Television Academy interview. She is constantly fluffing her hair during it. I’m not exaggerating when I say this happens at least once every 30 seconds. It became annoying fast.

It may be one of her Jaclyn Smith wigs, and doesn’t feel like it’s sitting right.

R79 Wow she's really working the duck lips in that clip.

Her son looks like a combination of Paul Ruffalo and Bobby Cannavale.

No Jaclyn Smith thread is complete without Margo

Given that her son's dad is British I wonder if he's uncircumcised.

R83 is finally asking the real questions we all want to know. LOL.

Only on Datalounge, folks.

If he's born in the USA, he's cut.

Sniffs cookies.

Is the son MAGA, too?

Is Jaclyn MAGA? She seems a bit too sophisticated for all of Trump's childish shenanigans and would probably be bothered by him being on the Epstein List and getting "grabbed by the pussy."

It's nice to see Jaclyn's whimsical side in OP's pic. I know that between working on her designs at her drafting board (as evidenced by her commercials) and the intensive scene studies she does with Dierdre Hall, wherein they perform scenes from Sheridan, Chekov, and Ntozake Shange after which they give one another detalied and extensive acting notes, it doesn't seem like she has time for fun. But clearly she has a fun side, too!

R88, I don't know if she identifies as MAGA, but she is definitely Republican, just like Cheryl Ladd.

Sadly, I think Farrah would be Republican/MAGA today if she were still alive. She came from a Republican Texas family.

Not all Republicans are MAGA. They vote for the Republican candidate on the ballot even if they don't LIKE the candidate just like how Dems vote for the Dem candidate on the ballot that they don't really care for.

As for Jaclyn's son, he's hot in a dude bro sort of way. The tatts are awful but he's still hot. And, he looks 43...I'm always confused by people sneering "that looks much older than 43" when they view a photo. I mean, what is 43 supposed to look like? Are we all supposed to look alike at 43? People who make those kinds of stupid comments usually have some very limited notion of what everyone should look like per THEIR standards. Those people tend to be limited. And, probably look awful themselves.

Everybody from Hollywood seems to have those generic-looking kitchens and generic-looking home interiors, that look like the decor in an upscale mall store.

And the recessed ceiling lights (that also make it look like a mall store).

In OP’s photo, she looks exactly like an inexpensive cloth mannequin you might buy online to prop up in your car’s passenger seat to enable you to drive in the highway’s carpool lane without getting stopped and ticketed.

Her face looks really stretched out from all the plastic surgery and facelifts.

It's be great if plastic surgery and botox and all that stuff didn't exist and we could see all these old chicks as they really look.

[quote] Everybody from Hollywood seems to have those generic-looking kitchens and generic-looking home interiors, that look like the decor in an upscale mall store.

Jaclyn Smith has built her entire brand around being relentlessly ordinary.

I'd lick his shitter.

^ BUT would you lick hers?

Beamish was Mama in Throw Mama from the Train, and also played a nurse in Boy in the Plastic Bubble. Quite the career!

R91 I disagree. I think that actually is the problems on the DEM side. Dems are much more likely NOT to vote if their candidate is, for example, not liberal enough, or there is something relatively minor they disagree with. They don't mind just checking out until they are in 100% agreement with their party's candidate. The REPUGS, on the other hand, just hold their noses and vote Repug. If you remind them of some of the OUTRAGEOUS shit their Repug candidate has done, they just pretend like they have no idea what you're talking about.

I mean...Tanya Roberts died,. So, she couldn't make it.

r101 You bumped a Jaclyn Smith thread to write that stupid ramble?

Does he ball a sport (that blue schmatta)?

Huh?

R101 Just for you.