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Mr, Weinberger, Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich RIGHT out in class!

And.... she's passing notes!

by Anonymousreply 25August 18, 2025 2:42 AM

I'm trying to get an education!

by Anonymousreply 1August 17, 2025 4:12 AM

I got a knife in my purse. I’m going to cut you up after class

by Anonymousreply 2August 17, 2025 4:19 AM

These awful, cheap girls!

by Anonymousreply 3August 17, 2025 4:28 AM

I was NOT eating!

by Anonymousreply 4August 17, 2025 4:28 AM

You were quite proper in reporting this incident, but that will be enough!

by Anonymousreply 5August 17, 2025 4:42 AM

It looks like you’ve never stopped eating.

by Anonymousreply 6August 17, 2025 5:36 AM

I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!

by Anonymousreply 7August 17, 2025 1:20 PM

I can get you a job at the baths, Mary.

by Anonymousreply 8August 17, 2025 1:22 PM

No gay knocks for me, Ida. At best, all you got is trade.

by Anonymousreply 9August 17, 2025 1:36 PM

Just 'cause we're pretty, everyone's jealous!

by Anonymousreply 10August 17, 2025 2:27 PM

I got something for your face.....mother fucker!

by Anonymousreply 11August 17, 2025 2:49 PM

Dawn, please come up to the front of the class and empty your snack purse.

by Anonymousreply 12August 17, 2025 2:50 PM

r2, that's pockybook, not purse.

by Anonymousreply 13August 17, 2025 2:55 PM

You sneaky, conniving little abortion!

by Anonymousreply 14August 17, 2025 3:13 PM

Attention. Attention.

by Anonymousreply 15August 17, 2025 4:11 PM

I hope I get arrested! I hate this school and all these ignorant teachers who don't know one thing! I'M the one who should be teachin'!

I hate my parents, too!

by Anonymousreply 16August 17, 2025 10:37 PM

Fuck school!

Fuck homework!

by Anonymousreply 17August 17, 2025 10:42 PM

I’m goin ta De-troit ta work in the au-to industry.

by Anonymousreply 18August 17, 2025 10:43 PM

This is a classroom, not a cocktail lounge!

by Anonymousreply 19August 17, 2025 10:46 PM

You stole my wallet you fat bitch

by Anonymousreply 20August 17, 2025 10:49 PM

This is my favorite John Waters film. Not as gruesome as Pink Flamingos, and not as saccharine as Hairspray. It concentrates on playing the incredible gags.

I mean, the opening scene in the classroom OP quoted is one of the FUNNIEST opening scenes of any movie I’ve ever seen.

And it just gets better from there.

by Anonymousreply 21August 17, 2025 10:51 PM

You can tell she’s retarded, she has the face of an old woman.

by Anonymousreply 22August 18, 2025 1:50 AM

Get it! Get it! Get it!

by Anonymousreply 23August 18, 2025 1:50 AM

Oh Dawn, won’t you join us I. A Christmas carol!?

by Anonymousreply 24August 18, 2025 2:17 AM

l rarely eat any form of noodle

by Anonymousreply 25August 18, 2025 2:42 AM
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