Have you ever fucked around with your straight female friend’s husband or boyfriend

No my female friends have not dated guys who I thought were hot.

Scarily, I have to think on this - -

No, yuck.

No way

OP -- "I associate with mean sociopaths who very much want me. And they are down with mean, sociopathic dogs and get fleas, ticks, and heartworm activity" said the OP.

But at least OP gets to fuck his version of a real man. And congratulations!

R5, you’re drunk; go home.

Nerve struck, r6? Tell us more, please...

With all due respect, Miss Defuckto, I have troubles of my own.

Seeing as I am not a character in an awkward porn scene from men.com, OP, I would have to say no.

I don't have any female friends but if I did, and the guy was hot, I would do it.

If you're looking for trouble, go there.

Yes, but we all knew he was gay. Except for himself.

Oh, wow, this triggered a memory!

One of my best friends met a guy and slow rolled introducing him to our friend group. We were one other straight guy, four girls, and me. We finally met him and he seemed like a good guy. About a year later, we were all in Vegas for bachelor and bachelorette parties. We rented three bedroom suites at the then new Elara. The girls in their suites, and us guys in ours. The first night we all did everything together, but the second night the girls did their thing and we did ours. Massive amounts of liquor, limos, strip clubs, fucked up craps. A movie-like Vegas experience.

When we got back to our suite, everybody eventually passed out in beds except the groom to be and me. We sat in the dark living room looking out the windows when he abruptly asked if I’d let him suck me off. My head was spinning from the vodka, but I pulled it out and he went down on me.

They married the next weekend and we remain close today. BFF-in-law has never brought it up since, nor have I.

No. I have a headache just thinking about it.

Dear Blueboy Reader's Forum,

You'll never guess what happened to me...

I was on vacation with a female friend who met a guy our first night there and they spent the entire week together which was fine with me because I wanted to be on my own. He was very nice and very cute. Anyway, he checked out the day before us and asked if he could keep his bags in our room so he could hang out at the hotel longer. When he came up to collect them (she was down by the pool and gave him her key to get in) I just happen to be in bed and didn't bother getting up. He came over, sat next to me on the bed and, before you know it, his hand was on my leg. Lots of nervous laughter but I let him know it was ok and he sucked me off. It was very hot until he said if I ever told my friend he would deny anything happened after I came on to HIM. whatever. That was 30 years ago and thinking about it still gets me hard.

No, but years ago I hooked up with a hot daddy.....a muscled, stocky little fucker......

.....only to learn he really WAS a daddy, and that his teenage son was friends with my nephew - he and his wife had been out to dinner with my sister and....whatever number husband she was on at the time, because the kids all went to sports stuff together.