Claire's is DEAD to ME!

Internet shopping is absolutely destroying retail. Why pay 10 bucks for a pair of cheap earrings when you can order a literal bucket of them from China for 7?

the middleman is Dead

Funnily enough way back in the stone age before it was common for men to have pierced ears I went to a mall in Orlando to get my ear pierced and 2 different places refused. I went to Claires and they happily did it. Hard to believe there was a world like that once.

My first job was as a pt manager at a Claire's . I was a senior in HS. My parents were so proud...On a recent visit back home, I was surprised to see that this same Claire's was still in operation. Not for long now, I suppose. Good times.

Claire’s what is dead to you, OP? What does Claire possess?

Claire ate my bread pudding. I hate her.

I always find my beautiful earrings at Cheryl’s.

I did not get my ears pierced there but I do remember buying my plastic bangles (black rubbery ones) at Claire's.

Can I have her stuff?

When I was a baby gay at 14 and started at a new school, this group of bitchy popular girls took me under their wing as their little mascot or something. I was just happy to have someone to sit with at lunch.

We were at the mall one day where they were all stealing shit from Claire's, and Jillian, the head bitch, pressured me into holding some of her loot for her. I ended up getting caught by the store manager and they pressed charges. The other girls ran away. Luckily it ended up being expunged from my record because I was a good kid with good grades. That Monday, those bitches told the whole school I got arrested and was probably arrested for far worse at my old school. The rest of the year was miserable for me.

Fuck those little 8th grade cunts and fuck Claire's.

I used to love taking my niece to Claire's when she was little. She thought it was heaven - so much fun.

You should have beaten the shit out of them, you pussy R10!

Was one of those bitchy girls named Dawn Davenport?